Ghost in the City Sidestory (Cyberpunk Gamer SI)

by Throwaway1971

All credit goes to the OG author Seras and Various on SB

437. Trauma Team at Home

Hiromi: "Motoko, have you given any more thought to a Trauma Team membership for Section 9?"

Motoko: "I have, but then decided that we have Trauma Team at home."

Hiromi: "... what?"

Motoko: "Here it is!"

Motoko places a white duck wearing a stethoscope down on the ground.

Motoko: "His name is Doctor Quack. He can fly to where you are and heal you."

Hiromi: "... what?"

Motoko: "I stuffed him with like three medical databases and a learning AI. Don't tell Netwatch!"

Hiromi: "..."

Dr. Quack: "Quack!"

Hiromi stares as Dr. Quack waddles around aimlessly.

Hiromi: "How is he supposed to heal us exactly?"

Motoko: "Show her, Dr. Quack!"

Dr. Quack: "Quack!"

Dr. Quack explodes into a huge mass of writhing menacing metallic tentacles, each with a different medical tool on the end.

Hiromi *falls backwards*: "Jesus!"

Motoko: "What do you think?"

Hiromi: "Damn, Motoko. I think you got the 'trauma' part right."