Fujimuras True Plan


In a small, dark, entryway Fujimura looked over his hand picked team.

"You all know why we're here" he stated. "We've been training for this and I expect you all to complete this mission to the best of your abilities, with no mistakes."

'How did this happen' Motoko thought to herself with despair 'Didn't I promise to stay out of this Tiger Claw gang stuff?'

"Is everybody ready?" Fujimura asked. "Uniforms? Equipment?"

A resounding "Hai!" came back from the team, with a sole "yes" breaking up the harmony of the reply.

"Motoko" Fujimura gave a gimlet stare at her "Remember the mission. No. English."

With a whimper Motoko gave a quiet "Hai" in response while thinking to herself 'This is all Juns fault.'

With that final agreement and every member of the team confirming that they were in fully ready to complete their mission Fujimura gave one final nod before kicking opened the doors to the next room.

When the doors were fully open the team rushed forward only to be blinded by sudden spotlights. But that was alright, the team had prepared for this.

"Everybody" Fujimura calmly began only to pose and proclaim "Moe, Moe, Kyun!"

And with that the music started and the group, wearing matching dresses, all began to sing.

As she started singing with the rest of the group Motoko's eyes drifted over the crowd, trying not to see any faces.

'If I can't see them, they can't see - '

Her thoughts were interrupted as standing in the front of the crowd were Kamikaze in full regalia, with her brother front and center of the group.

'Onii-chan? What are you doing?' For a moment Motoko almost hesitated. 'Oh No.'

In addition to their full Tiger Claw outfits ever member of Kamikaze also held two glowing sticks.

'They wouldn't... would they?'

As if hearing her thoughts the entire Kamikaze group started to dance, waving their glowsticks in complicated patterns that could only come from extended practice or from chipping in a specific dance skill.

The only thing that saved Motoko from the sight was her levels in Rockerboy, which was able to keep her performing at a high level even as she was screaming 'Stupid Onii-Chan!' in her mind.


Eventually however both Motoko's torment and the concert came to an end. As she sat in her changing room she looked at nothing with a thousand yard stare.

'Please Please Please don't let anyone know I did this' She begged to herself. However her wishes were to remain unanswered as Hiromi burst through the door.

"Motoko, why didn't you tell me you were joining an Idol group?!" Hiromi's eyes sparkled as she started hugging Motoko in excitement "It was soooo preem!".

In her horror Motoko could only stutter in reply. "Hi-Hiromi? You were watching?"

"Of course I was you gonk." Hiromi replied with an fondly exasperated look on her face "You should have let me know about the concert."

'I didn't want anyone to know though' Motoko thought to herself before a different thought crossed her mind. "But how did you even find out?"

With a deadpan look on her face Hiromi spoke "Your brother told me of course." in a tone that all but shouted 'Obviously, you gonk' to Motoko.

"He what?" Motoko paused for a beat before yelling at the top of her lungs "STUPID ONII-CHAN!"


And that's it.

Obviously Hiromi recorded a BD of the concert. And she will be selling it (With the agreement of Fujimura) to everybody in the Tiger Claws. Makoto might just die from the cringe. Especially if she has fans ask her for an autograph.

I did try to pull a bit of a bait and switch at the start with a riff on Modern Warfares No Russian mission, mainly because I thought it was funny.

Edit: The name should be right now 😅