FeatherClaw is Buried Alive:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Everyone's crying over FeatherClaw's supposed death.
"FeatherClaw," says CraftyCorn.
"I'm so sorry for your loss," says CatNap.
...
However, FeatherClaw is not dead. He busts out of the coffin. "Where am I," asks FeatherClaw, "I gotta get out of here!" He then started moving.
...
"I thought I heard something," says CraftyCorn.
"I'm sure it's nothing," says CatNap, "let's go!"
...
FeatherClaw manages to dig back to the surface. "FeatherClaw," says Nutterbuddy, "you have to hurry!"
"Nutterbuddy, what's going on," asks FeatherClaw.
"CatNap's about to marry CraftyCorn!"
"What," asks FeatherClaw.
"She's mine now," says CatNap.
"No, she loves me," says FeatherClaw.
"Who do you think buried you," asks CatNap.
"What," asks FeatherClaw, "no!" CatNap leaves. FeatherClaw starts to cry, but Nutterbuddy slaps him.
"Dude, it was practically your idea in the first place," says Nutterbuddy.
"Wha—oh yeah!"
...
As the wedding's about to take place, but CraftyCorn does not love CatNap.
"Wait," says FeatherClaw.
"FeatherClaw, you're alive," asks CraftyCorn.
"Yeah… funny story…"
FeatherClaw's Flashback:
"I'm gonna fake my death and surprise the others," I said, "don't tell anyone, not even CraftyCorn!"
"Oh, of course," says CatNap.
"There's a thousand reasons this is a bad idea," says Nutterbuddy.
Present:
"You faked your death," asks CraftyCorn.
"Why did you trust CatNap for help," asks DogDay.
"I know… there's no easy way to justify this, but I'm going to save you, CraftyCorn," says FeatherClaw.
"You can try," says CatNap. He's about to attack FeatherClaw, but then the Employee opens the door that hits CatNap.
"Did I miss something," asks the Employee.
FeatherClaw and CraftyCorn then share a kiss.
The End