My sides.
I just feel like sending Jun to break legs on people skipping debts is a bit like Arasaka sending out Adam Smasher to scare cyberpigeons off the roof. Sure, he could do it, and do it well, but it's kind of a waste of the skillset you've cultivated in your employee.
"SMASHER?"
"What."
"You were sent to get those damn cyberpigeons off the roof of our research installation! Explain why we have a brand new crater, and no more research installation?!"
Adam points to his cybercontract, specifically the part where he demands mass collateral damage/casualties as a byproduct of any job he takes, "Cyberpigeons can't shit on your roof if there's no roof."
"Then why is there shit all over this room?"
"Because I took on the pigeon, replaced its meat with superior chrome, and trained it to shit everywhere you go."
"But why?"
"Fuck you, that's why. Never give me shit work again."
"How is it so fast?"
"I gave it my spare Sandevistan."
"You gave a pigeon a borg grade Sandevistan?"
"It's a rudimentary implant."
pigeontinez-intensifies
"I'm built different, coo."
Bartmoss starts haunting Motoko
"OooOOOooohhh, Victoria~ You must finish my work Victoria~"
"My name is Motoko, jackass."
"Please little puke, I'm in your head right now. Isekai is a shit genre, pick an original afterlife next time."
Now I want to see a side story where Motoko thinks she can 1v1 Rache's deck, only to find herself in a battle of wills, the result of which is basically a discount relic with Rache along for the ride. Except rather than be a ball of rage like Relic!Johnny, he's into that shit and is having the time of his SPI afterlife. Just constant NET trolling, chan behaviour at every turn, 4th wall breaks. Maybe a segment where Rache takes over writing the story because he's hacked Sera's account.