"Finally. All life bowing down to the might of Darkseid."

The denizens of Net City had all constructed a statue of the Apokolips ruler out of the bones of the various heroes and villains that had lived in the city for so long. Whilst their struggle against him was almost impressive, he had prevailed. It was thanks to his immense power that he had reigned victorious over them.

"You know, Kal-El, it would be humorous if it weren't pathetic. The fight that you and your comrades put up… It was almost entertaining."

He sipped a drink from the skull of his most powerful foe.

"This world would be interesting… if it were not so pathetic." He continued.

The statue was completed.

"Excellent." Darkseid looked upon his statue with admiration, "Now, start another! And in half the time it took for this one!"

"HAIL DARKSEID! HAIL DARKSEID!" The denizens chanted.

"Now… To plan for the rest of the multiverse…"

"Oh Thanos…"

Thanos and Death were dancing in a meadow of corpses. After killing everyone, Thanos had finally won the affection of Death, the one being he loved.

"Yes, my love?" Thanos asked his beloved as his foot crushed a skull- probably the Thunderer's, considering the helmet that was on it.

"This carnage here feels rather stale… Can we go to another spot?- I would rather not be reminded of him."

"I'm glad that you got over that infatuation with the idiot. He wouldn't make you happy anyways."

"Hmm…" Death nuzzled her face into Thanos' chest, "Yes, you are right."

"That… Was… Exhausting!"

"Normally, I'd ask why the FUCK you have that thing, but right now…" Wonder Woman collapsed, "I honestly don't care."

"Darkseid was a fool to believe that he could waltz in and take over this world. He should conquer his own. This one, belongs to Doom!"

"Victor, please." Luke said, "I already gave you exclusive tickets to the next movie. Can you not conquer this world right now?"

"Very well, Skywalker. Do tell your father that Doom hopes that he has an excellent recovery."

"He's already recovered, and Stark's tech is patching up his respirator, but he's otherwise fine."

Doom looked as flabbergasted as he could be, "He chose Stark's technology over Doom's clearly superior technology?"

"Like you would have been willing to offer it to help him out!" Wonder Woman said from her position on the floor.

"Doomsday is almost awake. I would recommend that we get him back in his cage." the Sigma A.I pointed out for the Meta, who was being patched up as well as an AI-controlled corpse could be.

"Good call." Lex said, "And what do we do about these two?"

"Let them live in their fantasy world." Carol sneered, "Even though it's too good for either of them."

"Farewell, fools." Doom opened a portal to his own home that he had in this world, "Do consider submitting to Doom's will in the future."

"It was a pleasure working with you too, Victor." Lex grumbled.

"Please tell me that wasn't a Doombot." Sigma (The Mega Man villain one) grumbled, "I couldn't take over the body."

"If Stark, Panther, and Batman combined were the only ones capable of making an anti you and Ultron anti-virus so that the heroes' robots couldn't be infected, what makes you think that Victor couldn't pull it off on his own?"

"Thanks for the counter-virus, by the way."

"C'mon. Those Terminator-Gores are intense enough as they are. Don't need someone like Ultron controlling them, and making them smarter."

"Are you implying that I would be unable to increase their intelligence, Stark?"

"See this button, Sigma?" Iron Man held up a device that looked suspiciously like a detonator, "I press this, and your interface, your A.I, and everything you know, it all disappears and goes back to being Ultron's bitch! Don't make me press this button!"

"Can't wait to team up with Doom again to deal with Galactus." Spidey muttered, "That's going to be fun to explain."

"Whatever. Let's get these two into their cages… And then send those cages into a separate dimension… And put that dimension into another dimension." Lex grumbled.

"Careful. That Black Mercy can be tricky." Batman advised.

"Speaking from experience, Dark Knight?" Lex asked as he hoisted one of the beings to place them into their specialized containment fields.

Batman simply fired back with his signature glare before grabbing his senzu bean and eating it.

"Thought so."

"Really glad that those things don't really work here." Twilight muttered, "At least we don't have to worry about the Infinity Gauntlet or the Anti-Life Equation being used on us."

"Here's hoping that they don't get to use it at all." Ganondorf muttered.

"You're telling me. Remember that alternate timeline?- Those times were easier." Mewtwo replied.

"Oh definitely." Ganondorf agreed, "It almost felt as if the fusion device took their worst qualities and merged them together to make an even more dangerous being but significantly weaker."

"What was Thanoseid's motivation again?- I honestly forgot."

"Something about rendering everyone to a corpse and then animating those corpses into obeying him. He couldn't get it to work on the heroes, obviously, but I honestly zoned that out in favor of trying to conquer that world for myself."

"I mean… I am considered higher tier in our crossover games than you, so it's not like you stand a chance you Captain Falcon clone."

"Ha… Ha…" Ganondorf ground out, "At least I wasn't DLC for the fourth instalment."

"At least I didn't need a rework to feel less clone-like. How long was it until you could actually use your sword again?"

"About thirteen years. How long was it until you were playable from the start again?"

"Seventeen years. How long was it until your moveset didn't require special in-game edits so that you could use the sword from the start?" Mewtwo fired back.

"Can you two compare 'Gameplay' later?" Luke asked, "Like… We can hear it from here!"

Mewtwo and Ganondorf glared at each other. In that moment, even without psychic powers or magic, Mewtwo and Ganondorf knew what the other was thinking.

We'll settle this online. In Smash.

"Okay, they're taken care of." Lex said, "It was a… pleasure working with you two." He ground out.

"Whatever. I'm going to kick your ass next time we meet, Lex!" Tony threatened, "Just… Not in the next few days… I'm still feeling that."

"Likewise." Lex held his back and tried to work out the kinks in his spine.

"Man, that fighting game makes it look so much easier to beat him…" Terry muttered.

"Same here, man." Miguel agreed, "Ugh, shock, that's going to feel sore next week."

"Until next time."

Wade: So, where is Thanos in Darkseid's fantasy world?

X: His mindless body is used as a footrest for his throne.

Wade: Kinky. What about Darkseid in Thanos' fantasy world?

X: Same thing as before, just replace 'mindless body' with 'lifeless corpse.'

Alexis: Tweet.

Pinkie: Can you not say 'kinky' please?- We still need to keep our T rating, you know!