A/N – Friends, Perverts, countrymen, lend me your eyes! The second part of Hanami is upon us!
"Kakashi! Obito! My friends, you are late again!" Gai called to them as they arrived, Kakashi emerging from the trees and Obito running over from the street.
"Yo, Gai, Bakashi!" Obito called back, waving at him with a grin. He reached the table Gai was seated at, and dragged a chair back with too much force, nearly sending it (and himself) toppling over. "Sorry! The cat that lives outside Uchiha Senbei gave birth and Old Man Teyaki needed help taking them to the vet."
They both looked at Kakashi in a silent bid for his excuse when he got closer.
"I was busy." Was all Kakashi offered as he took a seat. He pulled out Icha Icha Violence from a vest pocket, slouching in his chair in a way that looked mildly uncomfortable.
Obito and Gai, used to his temperament as they were, continued their own chat (though not without Obito giving an annoyed scoff).
"You know what's up with Yugao?"
"You see, my friend – "
'Why am I here again?' Kakashi thought to himself, idly listening to Gai and Obito gossip about Yugao and her newly afflicted insomina. His eye drifted to where Hinata was sitting next to Kiba and Karui, giggling at something that made Kiba yell at Ino. 'Ah, that's why.'
Kakashi ran a surreptitious eye over his girlfriend, appreciating the silhouette she made. It should be illegal to have to go out in public when you could be ravishing your girlfriend at home.
Maybe he could make a law about it. He's the Hokage, that's within his power, right?
But his assistants would put a stop to that, killjoys that they were (he said it with the utmost adoration when it came to Hinata, of course).
He turned back to his book, dismissing the thought for the moment and making a note of the scene he was at with an interested little hum.
'Hmm. We could make this work. Do we – ? We do, it just has to be moved a little.'
He discreetly sent a Kage Bunshin back home, the sound of Gai waxing poetic about youth washing over him. A flash in the corner of his eye, and a gut feeling to pay attention. He looked over the top of his book and noticed Naruto's frantic waving at Konohamaru from behind a tree.
'Shenanigans again, huh? Should I stop him?' Kakashi wondered. He didn't really want to move (also, if the disaster was minor enough, he could get a chance to get his lovely girlfriend alone for some – ahem – improvisational experimentation).
Kakashi weighed the pros and cons of the situation.
He made an executive decision.
'Can't wait to see what Hell Naruto will unleash today'
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Konohamaru was grabbing some skewers for Moegi and Udon when his Naruto senses started tingling (He was proud to admit that his were better than his teammates, and he always knew when Naruto was planning a prank). He looked around surreptitiously, finding Naruto waving at him from behind a tree away from most of the congestion.
He gave Naruto a confused look, silently asking for some clarification. Naruto just kept waving even more vigorously, beckoning him. Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura, who were sitting under said tree, just looked back at him, shook their heads, and went back to...
... He didn't want to know actually. Herbs, mortars and pestles and what looked suspiciously like a shark fin were none of his business.
'Discreet', Naruto signed with ninja sign. Konohamaru looked around. No one was paying attention to them, other than Nara Kasuga, who simply turned his attention to something else (Konohamaru wished he could do that. Unfortunately, his curiosity had gotten him in trouble many times in the past and would continue to do so in the future).
"What's up, Boss?" Konohamaru asked as he made his way (stealthily) to the tree, very obviously not looking at the concoctions the two old people were making (He thought he saw some ginseng and a vial of something gloopy and an honest to Kami claw – ).
"Konohamaru, c'mere!" Naruto hissed (not very quietly), bringing his arm around his shoulder (at least he tried to. It was more around Konohamaru's neck) and pulling him closer. "I've got an idea for the best prank and I need you to help me!"
"This isn't going to be a perverted prank, is it?" Konohamaru asked quietly, furtively looking around. Fuck, Satoshi was looking this way! Konohamaru waved at him and smiled, trying to indicate that everything was absolutely normal with nothing weird happening at all, no sir! Satoshi looked at him weirdly, and waved back hesitantly with an awkward smile.
Konohamaru realised why when Uchiha Rin reached Satoshi, coming from behind them.
'Oh. He was looking at his Okaa-san, cool cool cool, cool.'
"Mirai-chan's here and I don't want to be the reason she has to find out about the birds and the bees, kore!" He whispered, stoically and not at all awkwardly turning his attention from Satoshi and his judgmental face. "Oba-san will put us in a Genjutsu that will make toes grow out of our nostrils."
Naruto went to reassure him, then stopped, taking a moment to consider that nightmare. "She has a Genjutsu that can make toes grow out of your nostrils?" He asked, significantly distressed.
'Good, as he should be'.
Konohamaru nodded gravely. "She has a Genjutsu for everything."
"How about a Genjutsu about a lake full of ramen!?" Naruto asked brightly, eyes shining at the thought. "With noodles hanging from the trees! And – "
Konohamaru thought about it, drooling a little.
'Hmm... A lake full of ramen...'
He shook his head clear. "She has one about a lake full of vodka?" He offered, remembering the time he found her caught in her own Genjutsu after a trying mission.
"Blegh. Anyway," Naruto continued, taking him further away towards one of the fountains in the park. "Prank. Right. See Ryūgen Yatogo over there?"
Naruto pointed to a table. Yatogo was, indeed, there, gossiping with Sarugaku Tsuzumi and Tokisuki Kabure.
"Yeah?"
Naruto pulled Konohamaru in closer and (wetly) whispered the plan into his ear.
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"Pineapple-head, will you open your mouth or not!?"
Shikamaru grimaced from where his head was resting on Temari's lap, but obediently opened his mouth for Temari to throw almonds in (and then immediately started coughing like he had the plague when the dry peel aggravated his throat).
"I just think that I, personally, wouldn't choose to fall in love with the guy who proposed to my greatest nemesis." Kiba proclaimed, gesticulating wildly and Ino, who was sitting across from him, vehemently shook her head in disagreement. "No disrespect to Midori, but I'm built different and, frankly, so is everyone else!"
"Dogboy, there would be no story if that happened!" Ino spat out harshly, pointing at him with one (very threatening) finger. "The misunderstandings and the proposal to Haruka are what make the fucking story! You think Kaoru would propose to her after what she did!?"
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Kiba leaned forward boisterously, being held back by Tamaki, who, thankfully (or unfortunately, based on who you asked) was used to his boisterousness. "What I'm hearing is that true love is not, in fact, an all-powerful force that conquers all trials and tribulations, which is the fucking point of the whole series!"
Karui cringed at the discussion, thanking Chōji when he offered to refill her cup. Love stories gave her hives (other than her relationship with Chōji, which was true love at its finest).
"Kiba-kun, Ino-chan," Hinata interjected, holding back laughter (sweet of her to do so, Karui was always ready and willing to laugh at people). "I'm sure your arguments are not mutually exclusive."
"Takamori should have gone for Satomi." Sasuke casually interjected, unrepentant shit-stirrer that he was (Karui had found out that he was interested in love stories for the sole purpose of picking the most unlikely pairing that no one would consider in a million years, sticking to it like white on rice, and deconstructing the entire story as if it was obvious that it should've been about said pairing. It was the only thing about him she respected).
It got the desired reaction.
"No, she fucking shouldn't have!"
"What the fuck are you on!"
Lee nearly throttled Kiba, trying to keep him from jumping at Sasuke, and Ino's glare was pretty murderous for someone who had the bad taste to have had a crush on him for a good amount of her teens.
Karui caught Shino's eye (glasses, really), who surreptitiously gestured somewhere to the left. Karui looked, and saw Naruto with (what looked like) bags of sugar, and... a huge box? (She was sure it was moving)
Karui furrowed her brows, frowning in bewilderment when she saw Konohamaru following behind him, carrying tubs of butter. A lot of butter.
'What fresh Hell?'
She tried to keep an eye on them, but they quickly (and suspiciously) tip-toed out of view. She turned back to Shino, who smirked and made a discreet gesture that she had learned corresponded for his kikaichū.
She tried to tune back into the discussion, which had been moved by Tenten to Satomi and Tetsuo (they are out of their minds to think Tetsuo isn't going to backstab Satomi at his earliest convenience. Karui doesn't have any proof but she knows that's what will happen), but her mind kept wandering back to what the fuck Naruto and Konohamaru could be up to.
After about ten minutes of suffering this absolute nonsense (during which Shino emanated an air of expectation that he refused to explain), Karui was about to tell Tenten where she could shove her ridiculous (and extremely wrong) opinion when she heard a screeching noise, followed by a scream from close to the skewers stall.
They all turned to see three grown shinobi running like headless chickens, followed by...
'Mice?'
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As everyone was scattering (and screaming and cursing), to save themselves (and their food) from the hordes of mice Naruto managed to conjure from somewhere, Kakashi groaned and caught Itachi's eye, who sighed tiredly (understandable) and left Izumi and little Kagami with his mother to deal with this nonsense.
"Where did they get all of those from!?" Obito wondered with baffled disgust, legs up on his chair and his voice squeaking as a mouse came closer and sniffed the chair leg. Gai, freak that he was, remained seated, entirely unbothered.
"Naruto! Konohamaru!"
"Oh, shit!" Their laughter immediately died as they heard Minato, and they immediately ran off, chased by Genma and Iwashi (officially. Unofficially they were being chased by 15% of Konoha's shinobi population, excluding the Uchiha Police Force, which was also chasing them).
On second thought, the number might be closer to 27%.
"What do we do about this, Senpai?" Itachi asked as he looked around to assess the damage. The mice were getting into absolutely everything. One was in a stand-off with Chōji, who was brandishing an empty skewer like a sword in defence of the ones that still had meat on them. Yamanaka Santa was staring at (and being stared at by), an unreasonably giant mouse with a strange expression on his face.
'Is that just a rat?'
If they got a report tomorrow that Konoha has a mice (1 possible rat) infestation, Naruto and Konohamaru were going to be catching Madam Shijimi's little hellion for the rest of their lives.
'Well, that's one festival for the record books. Most mice stomped on, or something.'
Then, Kakashi was blessed with a diabolical idea.
"Put Naruto and Konohamaru on mice-catching duty." He ordered, holding back a malicious grin. "Every mouse or rat seen in Konoha for the next three months is a D-rank."
Itachi smirked menacingly. "I would be more than happy to, Senpai." He nodded and left to find Naruto and Konohamaru to give them their next assignment.
People were grumbling as they packed their things, many leaving to go back home and some more stubborn ones looking to find a place free of mice to continue their picnics.
Kakashi noticed the Konoha 12 (sans Naruto, whose painful screams could be heard from somewhere to the east) on their way out, and ducked behind a tree to observe them.
Lee and Tenten were ahead, talking with Sakura and Neji. Sasuke and Shino were following them silently, although their attention was very clearly on Naruto and what might be happening to him. Chōji brandished his skewers triumphantly, Tamaki and Karui holding the picnic baskets and bentos. Shikamaru tried valiantly to stop Mirai from grabbing a mouse, at odds with Temari who was encouraging her. Hinata was bringing up the rear with Ino, who was busy hitting Kiba over the head with a rolled up picnic blanket.
As she passed by him, Kakashi grabbed her and pulled her into himself. She looked at him wide-eyed, and Kakashi felt the chakra be forcefully pulled back from her palms at the last minute.
He really should stop surprising her. It won't be good for either of them if she ends up hitting him with her Jūken outside of a spar.
'Eventually'
"Shh." He whispered in her ear, her startled breaths pushing her chest against his, making heat run through him. "How about we get out of here? Naruto and Konohamaru can handle this nuisance."
The intensity that he knew must be in his eyes had Hinata nodding frantically. She then blushed prettily, her eyes flicking down, then looking back up through her eyelashes as she fingered the collar of his vest.
With a quick shunshin, they were outside the Hokage's Residence (the place itself was sealed against the shunshin, for security purposes. It used to be with the exception of ANBU, but after Root's resurgence Minato made it so the shunshin into the Hokage's Residence was fully prohibited).
They entered and Kakashi pulled Hinata through various hallways into his bedroom, pulling her into a searing kiss once they were inside. She gripped the fabric of his mask that was resting at his neck, standing on her tiptoes as their lips moved together in unison.
Kakashi walked her backwards to the bed, picking her up and throwing her onto it. Hinata sat up, leaning back on her elbows, watching as Kakashi threw his forehead protector onto the side table and crawled up on the bed after her.
Kakashi brought a hand up to her chin, pushing it up and brushing a kiss against the side of her mouth, then on her cheek, moving down to her neck.
"I have so many plans for you today, pretty girl. So much I have in mind." Kakashi murmured, nibbling a hickey on her neck, his thumb caressing her jaw. Her eyes fluttered shut, then opened with some effort. "I almost don't know where to start."
Hinata's hand went up to cover his own, intertwining their fingers. "Whatever you want, Kakashi-kun."
"Whatever I want?" Kakashi looked up at her, and grinned when she nodded. "Good girl."
Her bashful but pleased little smile at the praise made him give one last nip to her neck before he moved away.
He moved off of her and pulled her up by her arms. A quick shuffle later, they were positioned how he wanted: on their knees in front of the mirror that he had had his Kage Bunshin move to face the bed earlier.
"I think I want your eyes on me." Kakashi whispered in her ear, unzipping her dress and pulling down the sleeves to bare her shoulders. He held her gaze in the mirror, and pressed a kiss to her shoulder, her gasping breaths making her chest rise and fall temptingly and her eyes flutter with pleasure.
"So beautiful, Koneko-chan." One gloved hand went to her throat, and he tightened it slightly, just enough to bring her attention back to him. The other caressed her breast, squeezing and kneading it. His lips went up, from her shoulder, to her jaw, to one rosy red cheek, the cold metal of her earrings against his cheek sending little shivers down his spine. "I was so jealous that I didn't get to have you sit with me. The festival would've been so much more fun, don't you think? If I could have you in my lap the whole time."
"K-Kakashi-kun..." Hinata's small hand covered his own at her throat, the other up in his hair, idly tugging.
"I could kiss you whenever I wanted." Kakashi's hand moved from her breast to her belly, down to her intimacy, and pressed against her, making her whimper. "Bury myself in you with your pretty skirt covering us. No one would be the wiser."
Hinata blushed furiously at the words he murmured into her ear. She squealed in surprise, her hands moving forward to brace her when he pushed her down onto the bed.
His hand rubbed up and down her back, then came to rest just above her rear to keep her down. He pushed the skirt of her dress up, his other hand moving up and down a muscled thigh, the softness of her stocking making it glide smoothly.
"What's this, Hinata-chan?" Kakashi made an inquisitive sound, pushing apart the back of her dress.
"Hmm, what...?" Hinata asked absently, her thigh twitching under his hand.
"The seal." Kakashi clarified. He traced the pattern on her back, over and over, resettling himself between her thighs more comfortably.
"Oh, t-that's," Hinata shook her head a little to return some clarity to her thoughts, the tingling at her core distracting her from his question. "That's the Bonding seal. It, it connects me to K-Katsumi-chan."
Kakashi hummed in interest, digging a thumb into the dark lines on her back as he traced them, taking them in. The seal itself was made of two parts: a diamond shape spanning from between her shoulder blades to the small of her back, and four shapes on her sides that resembled tiger stripes, all filled in with intricate seals that blurred before his eye the more he focused on them.
Kakashi wondered how they would look with his cum striping her skin.
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Hinata felt dizzy with desire as Kakashi's hand came closer and closer to her intimacy, moving away every time without a relieving touch. The fabric of his gloves running over her thigh made her sensitivity rise, even through her stockings.
"Kakashi-kun," Hinata breathed out, hands fisting into the bedding underneath. "Please..."
"Please what, Koneko-chan?" Kakashi asked lightly, fingers snapping the top of her stocking. She would have jumped if she wasn't being held down so securely. "You'll have to tell me what you want, I'm afraid. I just can't choose by myself, I'm sure you understand."
His knuckles brushed against her panties, then moved back down. He grabbed her knee, and bent her leg up and out to get a better angle.
"Please, I-I," Hinata closed her eyes, forehead resting against the bed. She quickly raised her head back up when a she felt a smack, making heat bloom on both her rear and her face.
"Eyes on me, Koneko-chan." Kakashi warned, rubbing the area he had spanked. "Will I have to tell you again?"
Hinata shook her head furiously.
"Well?"
He was going to make her say it, this terrible, wonderful man...
"I-I," His fiery stare in the mirror had her heart nearly vibrating out of her chest. It took everything Hinata had to not cover her face in embarrassment. "I need, I need your fingers, p-please."
In any other situation the smile on his face would be frighteningly menacing.
As it was, she just felt electric anticipation curling in her gut.
"Well, when you ask so nicely..." Kakashi smirked and removed the hand on her back. He pulled her panties down and off, and the air brushing against her intimacy made her shiver.
His hands went up her thighs, and his fingers brushed against her intimacy again, coating themselves in her slick. Hinata moaned, waiting for his fingers to enter her. But, after a few teasing brushes that only served to make her wetter, they moved away.
"What – "
Kakashi spread her cheeks, and Hinata covered her mouth, eyes wide as his fingers brushed over her rear.
Kakashi's finger rubbed around her hole in sure strokes and then inserted the tip into her rear, pulling it back out almost immediately. He continued like that for a while, going just a little deeper every time until his finger was in as far as it would go.
It felt so much bigger than she knew it to be, possibly owing to the fact that she had never done this before.
'Oh Kami, oh Kami, oh Kami – '
Kakashi pulled his finger out, and then the stretch widened considerably. Did he –
No. No, he just added another finger.
"Doing alright, Koneko-chan?" Kakashi grinned at her rakishly through the mirror.
"Sensei!" Hinata wailed, the stretch feeling a bit strange and not entirely pleasurable.
"Koneko-chan!" Kakashi mockingly whined in the same tone. "You wanted my fingers, I gave them to you! You're being so ungrateful."
Hinata furiously blushed and shook her head. She bit a finger to keep any more complaints in, which became easier as she got used to the intrusion and it began to feel better and better.
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After Kakashi was satisfied that Hinata was sufficiently open, he quickly unbuttoned his pants and pulled her back up onto his lap. One hand pulled out his member and kept it upright as the other guided Hinata down. A growling moan left him, contrasting with Hinata's breathless one as his member entered her rear.
Hinata wiggled a little in place, trying to get comfortable. Kakashi hissed at the movement, his hand tightening on her waist.
Hinata moved, up and down, trying to find a rhythm. It was quite different from what they had tried before, including his fingers.
Kakashi moved a hand to her neck, just below her jaw, and squeezed lightly. He then let go when her gasping breaths became faster. He then continued switching the pressure at short intervals.
But there was still something missing.
"S-Sensei," Hinata moaned, breathing harshly and holding back tears of frustration. "I, I need... more..."
"Good girls cum on Sensei's cock, Koneko-chan." Kakashi said matter-of-factly and reached down to give a light slap to her intimacy, making her squeal.
"Kakashi!"
"I know, I know," Kakashi shushed her condescendingly, pulling her down further and gripping her waist tightly to stop her movement. "I'm being so mean to you, aren't I? No problem, I'll help you, hmm?"
Kakashi made some hand signs, and a clone materialised at the foot of the bed.
Hinata's breath hitched, and she felt her blush spread down below her collarbones when the clone winked at her.
'What – why did – '
She couldn't think like this!
Hinata grabbed at the hand at her jaw, grateful when it loosened again and she could take a full breath. The clone climbed up onto the bed and grabbed her leg, pulling her open wider.
She reached back to hold onto Kakashi as his clone entered her, her head lolling back at the fullness.
Their hands felt like they were everywhere. On her waist, on her neck, one squeezed her thigh and yet another pulled at a nipple through the fabric of her dress. Kakashi's sharp canines bit at her neck and shoulders, and her lips were captured by the clone in front of her.
She could only take shallow breaths between kisses as Kakashi and his clone moved in synchronicity, one thrusting in while the other pulled out. Each thrust punched wanton moans out of her lungs, and she moved her hips in time, meeting the thrusts head on.
They went on like that, for what seemed like an eternity, until Hinata felt the knot tightening in her belly.
"Sensei," She breathed, blinking fast and trying to clear her vision. Her face fell to the side, and she pressed open-mouthed kisses against his jaw. "Sensei, I – "
"Are you going to cum for me, Koneko-chan?"
Hinata nodded with a whimper as the clone's hand reached down to trace around their joining, and then moved to rub at her button.
Hinata jerked in place and screamed as pleasure swept through her and she reached her peak, constricting around the members inside her.
When the haze finally lifted off of her senses, the clone in front of her was gone, giving her a view of what they looked like in the mirror.
With her hair sticking to her skin, face red and eyes bright, she looked the picture of debauchery. Kakashi, on the other hand, with his hair falling over his forehead and the sweat shining over his skin, looked like some god of pleasure come to Earth.
She hissed a little as Kakashi pulled out of her, and nuzzled her head into the pillow as he laid her down and embraced her.
"Good?"
Hinata hummed in agreement, still catching her breath. A thought formed in her mind, molasses-slow.
"Kakashi-kun?"
"Hmm?" Kakashi hummed from where his face was pressed into her hair, halfway to sleep already.
"Your mirror does not normally face your bed." Hinata stated lazily, running her hand over the ANBU tattoo on his bicep.
"... No..."
Hinata blinked the lethargy out of her eyes and tried to look up, thwarted in her efforts when Kakashi pulled her in even closer.
"Don't worry about it." His husky voice came from above. His hand gently rubbed up and down her back, languidly tapping on the seal without any discernible rhythm.
"But then – "
"Shh." Kakashi poked her side, making her huff a tired laugh. "Don't worry about it."
"... If you say so, Kakashi-kun."
Whatever was up with the mirror could wait.
A/N – That's another smut for the books.
Hanabi and Konohamaru are 17 as of this chapter, Satoshi is 14.
Also, Yamanaka Santa. That's an actual guy. What a beautiful world we live in.
Hope you enjoyed.