"Terrorist toilet bomber kills dozens! Entire Megablock without water as workers rush to fix shattered water feed!"

*Earlier that day*

The kid finally manages to scurry someplace private, in this case, the 25 ennie a minute pay-2-flush toilets on the first floor by the tram station.

"I can't believe they left their car open like that! I wonder what I just klepped?"

*Pulls out what at first glance is suspiciously grenade shaped*

"Man, this kinda looks like a grenade?"

*Fumbles the thing, and drops it back into the box*

"Oh shi-!"