*BANG!*

"I can't believe they ruined date night."

It was a typical scouting mission. Well, more specifically, it was a stake-out. Now, whomever had the bright idea of putting two lovebirds together on a stakeout mission was clearly an ignoramus, but it was noted that these two were… Actually good at stealth?

"Technically, it's not a date anymore Yang."

"I meant the idiot who decided that our night off was to be spent looking at a warehouse for five hours. We could have watched a movie together or something. Cuddled on the couch, had some nice hot cocoa or something."

*POW!*

"By the gods, I wish we were actually doing that instead." Tifa bemoaned.

"I know, right?" Yang replied as she smashed in the heads of two cyber-kartans.

"Ugh! Can you two stop being like that?- I can hear it from here!"

"I can't tell if that's homophobic or dracophobic, but either way, I'm offended."

"I'm going to assume both so that we have a better excuse to hit him harder."

"You hear that, Shao Kahn?- We're going to punch your face it!"

"Ugh, the others had better be actually doing something with all this info we've gathered." Tifa grumbled.

"You guys ever just wonder… How synonyms are weird?" Cloud asked, as he was lying down and eating chips.

"What do you mean?" Red asked.

"Like… If I invite you to a cottage in the forest, it sounds nice. But if I say 'cabin in the woods', you get the feeling of death."

"I personally think that 'butt dial' vs. 'booty call' is more interesting." Sonic replied.

"'Forgive me father, for I have sinned', vs. 'sorry daddy, I've been naughty.'" Ivy added.

"Is it possible to cancel language?" Mega Man X asked, "Asking for a friend."

"What the hell was in that salad that we gave Ace?" Zero asked.

"I… I think there was some stuff that kinda looked like Maple Leaves but the ends were thinner and longer…" Cloud mumbled.

"Wait… did we accidentally give him weed?" Red realized.

"Well… That explains the hunger… And why we haven't done anything about what Tifang found out…"

"'Tifang'?- That sounds like a Portmanteau ship name for… oohhh…" Red realized.

"How dumb do we have to be to give the guy made of fire freaking weed?"

"Tifang's soo going to kill us for getting high instead of helping."

"You mean they're going to kill you." Zero replied, "C'mon, X. We should give them backup."

"Right. Let's go!"

"CYBER-KARTANS! TO ME!"

Shao Kahn was in a bit of a bind. His spine had been shattered, and his skull was partially caved in from a prior combination attack from the two. Since he was from the realm of Mortal Kombat, however, he was still alive and kicking. Albeit, he was heavily injured and had lost his ability to use his left hand.

"Just like taking on those Parademons all over again." Tifa noted before punching the arm of a Cyber-Kartan off before punching her opponent into another.

"You and I remember that fight very differently." Yang replied as she used the aforementioned severed arm of to impale another Cyber-Kartan.

"The option's still on the table, y'know." Tifa said, while using her materia to create a large ice stalagmite that she proceeded to punch to clear a path outside towards the Cyber-Kartans that were rushing to aid their master.

"Eh, it would be like using Senzu to regrow my arm. Would just be trying to get rid of it instead of growing from it." Yang replied solemnly as the crowd of enemies started to disperse.

"I guess… If you ever want to… y'know, talk about it…" Tifa trailed off.

"You'll be there. I know." Yang said, giving Tifa a quick peck on the cheek, "Now come on! Shao Kahn's getting away!"

"I just got a message. X and Zero are on their way to intercept. We'll meet up with them and kick some more butt!"

"CHARGE SHOT!"

"The blasted Reploids…" Shao Kahn growled, "When are those blasted reinforcements getting here?"

"Not happening anytime soon!" Zero snarled, "REKKOHA!"

Several beams of energy started to rain down upon the battlefield, wreaking havoc upon Shao Kahn's remaining forces.

"Damn you all." Shao Kahn snarled, he picked up his Wrath Hammer and lifted it, preparing for a battle. "Which one of you wants to die first?"

"Oh, we're not going to be the ones smashing your face in…" X smirked.

"What does that mean-"

"IMPACT FASTBALL!"

*POW!*

"Incoming Yang, by the way."

"Alright!" Yang got up from where she had landed, "When we're done with this, Tifa and I are hogging the couch in lounge room three for an entire night."

"Yeah, sure. Take the good one."

"Bite me." Yang stuck out her tounge, "I want to watch Just Like Heaven and relax in Tifa's nice strong arms."

"That sounds almost as nice as having a nice heated body to keep from getting cold to cuddle up to." Tifa said as she gave Yang a quick peck on the cheek.

"Alright lovebirds, that's great and all, but isn't Shao Kahn getting away?"

"Nah. Give it a moment." Yang waved off, as she was having her head scratched by Tifa.

"What are we waiting for?" X asked.

"Hang on."

"No really, we're just standing here-"

*BOOM!*

"And now we know where he is. You guys have fun getting that info off of him, we're going to watch The Princess Bride."

"I thought you were watching Just Like Heaven. Wait, doesn't that have like… 60% on Rotten Tomatoes?"

"55%, actually. And really, we got the recommendation from Banner." Yang shrugged.

"I wonder why…" X muttered.

"Well, time to get going, Yang." Tifa hugged the blonde, "Those movies aren't going to watch themselves. Besides, Sub-Zero and Glacius are here to take over for us."

"Great. We'll see you guys later!" Yang waved off as they started to head back to the hotel.

Dude: Have I mentioned how much I like the Tifang ship?- I really like the Tifang ship.

Wade: Eh, I like Cablepool better.

Pinkie: I always thought that Appledash was a cute name.