Pink_Party_Pony: so i say 'oatmeal? Are you crazy?'

IBurnBlonde: I need context for the carbonara.

Buster Blader: same. could also use context for the heleum balloons

IBurnBlonde: It's spelled "helium."

Buster Blader: bite me

IBurnBlonde: I would but then Tifa would get jealous.

[User WhiteDust has joined group Why No Talks About Fights Anymore?]

LookDontTouch: Almost forgot that was the name for this.

IBurnBlonde: 'Sup, icy?

Just Peachy: A Winx Club reference?

IBurnBlonde: Wait, that was a reference?

LookDontTouch: How do you even know that

Just Peachy: It's an Italian cartoon.

Buster Blader: ok now it makes sense

WhiteDust: Yang!

IBurnBlonde: Right. Forgot about you logging on. What's the sitch? #kpftw

WhiteDust: Can you explain this?

IBurnBlonde: I would, if you had actually posted the link or whatever that you're talking about.

MercWithMouth: are we ignoring the fact that yang made a kim possible reference?

Buster Blader: if were ignoring you putting in the effort to italicize Kim Possible but not capitalizing names.

MercWithMouth: coming from the guy who can't be bothered with punctuation?

Buster Blader: at least I can capitale names Wade

Buster Blader: *capitalize

Buster Blader: stupid keyboard

WhiteDust: I'm talking about this: [link]

Buster Blader: ugh

IBurnBlonde: THAT'S FANFICTION!

IBurnBlonde: What in the actual hell Weiss?

IBurnBlonde: For starters, I'm a top.

MercWithMouth: with your semblance?

Buster Blader: gotta agree with Wade here Yang

IBurnBlonde: You don't get to comment, Cloud.

IBurnBlonde: Secondly, Weiss: That's fanfiction. There are plenty involving you and my sister, you and Blake, or you and me.

IBurnBlonde: So why the big deal with one that involves me and Tifa?

[User Third Ice has joined group Why No Talks About Fights Anymore?]

Third Ice: If this is what you do with your free time, then I'm not surprised by the fact that those villains are still around.

WhiteDust: What even is that username?

IBurnBlonde: I get it.

WhiteDust: You do?

Third Ice: Please enlighten us then, Ms. Long.

IBurnBlonde: First: "Yang" works just fine.

IBurnBlonde: Second: Your arcana card is the Empress right?

Third Ice: Yes.

IBurnBlonde: Then that explains it. JoJoPlatinum.

[User JoJoPlatinum has entered group Why No Talks About Fights Anymore?]

JoJoPlatinum: What?

IBurnBlonde: The Empress is the third card in the Major Arcana, right?

JoJoPlatinum: That's what Avdol said.

IBurnBlonde: Then that explains it.

IBurnBlonde: The three in Mitsuru's username is a reference to the Arcana card, and the ice part is in reference to her main element of choice.

Buster Blader: and here i thought that it was a reference to the fact that she popped up in Persona 3.

JoJoPlatinum: Like I care.

Third Ice: Wait, aren't you the delinquent-looking man with the strange symbols in his hair?

WhiteDust: Are we ignoring the story I found?

LookDontTouch: We're ignoring Yang dropping tarot info.

JoJoPlatinum: I'm the Marine Biologist with the pins on his hat. Also what the hell is up with your Stand? Everyone can see it.

Third Ice: It's a Persona. Might I ask about your strange aura that is always near you?

Buster Blader: thats his stand its basically like your thing only better

Third Ice: Your lack of respect towards punctuation and grammar hurts me.

LookDontTouch: You get used to it

JoJoPlatinum: Getting back on track, what's up with your Stand?

Third Ice: Persona.

JoJoPlatinum: Stand. What's with the name? It doesn't sound like any Stand name I've ever seen.

Dark Knight: Artemisia is a genus of plants with over 200 of its species belonging to the Asteraceae family of daisies.

LookDontTouch: How long have you been here

Dark Knight: I never left.

Buster Blader: why do you know that

Dark Knight: Poison Ivy.

JoJoPlatinum: That sounds like someone's Stand.

IBurnBlonde: You live in Florida. How have you not picked up a Batman comic or seen one of his movies or cartoons?

JoJoPlatinum: Like I have time for that. I watched Aquaman when it came out anyways. I like him better.

MercWithMouth: shocker.

LookDontTouch: No that's spidey's bad guy

JoJoPlatinum: No you're thinking of Scorpion.

Buster Blader: you mean Hanzo

IBurnBlonde: Not that Scorpion. The tank from Master Chief's world.

MercWithMouth: I feel like this joke has been done before.

LookdontTouch: And we should care shy exactly

LookDontTouch: Stuupid keyboard

LookDontTouch: Dammit again!

Buster Blader: these keyboards suck where did we get tehm

Buster Blader: FUCK

JoJoPlatinum: I just looked at the bottom of them. The font is small, but it says "Wayne Industries."

Pink_Party_Pony: *stares at Batman*

LookDontTouch: You have anything to say

IBurnBlonde: At least it's better than a Schnee Keyboard.

IBurnBlonde: a Schneeboard.

WhiteDust: Hey!

IBurnBlonde: Am I wrong?

IBurnBlonde: Or would you rather talk about Tifa and me doing kinky wtuff in the bedroom?

IBurnBlonde: I hate these keyboards.

Dark Knight: I see no problem whatsoever.

Third Ice: Of course you don't.

Third ice: I must give credit to Ms. Long for figuring out the introcacies behind my username however.

Third Ice: I will cut the person who approved this keyboard.

IBurnBlonde: Thanks! ;)

[User LockYourHeart has entered group Why No Talks About Fights Anymore?]

LockYourHeart: I'll cut you if you flirt with my Yang.

IBurnBlonde: T, you don't even use swords.

LockYourHeart: Punch them through several walls then.

LockYourHeart: I'll steal Cloud's sword if I have to.

WhiteDust: Wait, is he the guy who's overcompensating with his giant sword?

Buster Blader: real original

IBurnBlonde: A tired joke really.

MercWithMouth: not even funny anymore.

JoJoPlatinum: I bet even Polnareff would make a better joke.

LookDontTouch: I'd rather look at Remy's butt than hear that joke again

MercWithMouth: who wouldnt?

WhiteDust: What is this? "Pick on Weuss day"?

WhiteDust: Damn this keyboard and the person who approved it.

Dark Knight: Look, it was late. I had just dealt with Condiment King. I was tired. Let it go.

IBurnBlonde: Sing that at your next concert, icy.

WhiteDust: Sing what?

IBurnBlonde: You'll find out when it's my turn for movie night.

LockYourHeart: I was hoping to watch Rocky 2.

JoJoPlatinum: I'm partial to A Fistful of Dollars.

IBurnBlonde: We can do that when it's your turn. This time around, I'm shoiwing icy something.

IBurnBlonde: Seriously. These keyboards suck Deathstalker balls.

Dark Knight: I see no problem in them. You are all just complaining over nothing.

Dude: I love these chapters. They're easy filler and there's a lot of potential for humor in them.

Wade: They seem fun to write.

Pinkie: And they're a good buffer so that you can put in more effort into other things.