"No. I'm not your friend from your world. I had this conversation with Yang already, why can I never catch a break about this?"

"It's hard, okay?" Weiss pointed out, "You sound a lot like an old friend of mine, and she…"

"Yang told me about it." Carolina comforted, it's okay to be upset about it, you know…"

"I'm just… Not used to being able to." Weiss admitted, "Where I come from, having a bad day can mean a giant bird will come by and eat you."

"That's messed up."

"Yeah… What about you, though?- I never really got the chance to hear about your life's story."

"It's a long, and awesome story little one."

"I'm not that short-"

"Shut up and let me regale you with a story. The story of Project Freelancer."

"Why does this sound like it's going to be like my classes back at school?"

"The school where one of your teachers flirted with Yang?"

"That one."

"Also the one where they accept a guy who only takes 'no' for an answer when the gal he likes wants to be with someone else." Yang said as she sat down with a drink, "What are you talking about?"

"My days back in Project: Freelancer." Carolina answered, "I was bored, so I wanted to tell the story."

"Why?- It's basically Romeo and Julliet. It just ends in death and tragedy."

"Look: it's been a long time since I could actually have fun, and Caboose isn't around for philosophical discussions."

"… Are we talking about Caboose Caboose, or a different Caboose?"

"I'm not going to take advice from a person who got so drunk that she and her girlfriend made a Mii of their 'daughter' and exclusively play as her."

"I'll be a Yafa main 'till the day I die."

"Seriously?"

"I was drunk, okay!" Yang aggressively pointed out.

"I'll admit to losing to it more than once." Carolina said in an attempt to comfort Yang.

"Yeah, but that was when Tifa was playing her." Yang waved off.

"Stick to Lucario Yang." Carolina replied.

"So, uh… What usually gets done around here?"

"Not much." Toph replied, "We just kinda do whatever. Occasionally fight bad guys. Sometimes some big thing happens so we just spend more time on that."

"Oh." Aang muttered, "I was kinda expecting some big military operation or whatever."

"Nah. We got reality warpers for that." Toph waved off.

"Well, I'm glad that you're having fun." Edward deadpanned, "Now can you let go of my arm?"

"Nah, I'm having too much fun." Toph laughed.

"You're lucky that this is more annoying than it is painful, or I would explode the ground underneath you." He snarled.

"Sure. Why not." Toph let Ed's arm go before turning back to Aang, "So, anything else you want to know?"

"Not really."

"Awesome. Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to relax a bit."

"Same ol' Toph…" Aang muttered as the earthbender laid back down on the couch.

Dude: Yeah, I ran out of material at the Aang part, so I'm just going to leave this here.

Wade: Fair.

Pinkie: And…

Alexis: Chirp.

Dude: Fuck FOX News.

Wade: Nah. I might be Pan, but I wouldn't touch them with a sixty-foot poll.