"That damn bastard doesn't even have a soul to be burned!"

"You're telling me." Wolverine grumbled, "The only guy who managed to scare this bastard was Kirby, but he's in outer space doing who-knows-what."

"Well, this bites." Sonic muttered, "How many hits can this guy even take?"

"No clue." Hanzo strained, "We were under the impression that he was lacking in fear. Then Kirby showed up."

"Must be the adaptive ability." Green Arrow reasoned, "Doomsday must have adapted it to survive that guy."

"… Seriously?"

"You'd be surprised as to how much raw power that pink puffball has." Hanzo admitted.

"I have threatened entire universes! I have made gods tremble in fear before me! I believe I can handle a mindless, soulless, monster that wants nothing more than death and destruction like this!"

"Then why haven't you handled the NRA?"

"Not the time, Arrow!"

"I disagree."

"Shut up."

"GRAAHHH!"

"Oh right… Doomsday." Oliver realized.

"Y'know, this wouldn't have happened if someone wasn't a massive dick!"

"He had it coming and you know it!" Ghost Rider snarled.

"I'm conflicted. On the one hand, he made Ryan Reynolds look bad."

"What's on the other hand, Wade?" Spider-Man asked.

"Huh?- Oh. There is no other hand. It got cut off."

"Is this a joke about how I lost?" Ben asked, "Also, why aren't you guys helping him?- I'm trying to look for an alien that can repair souls."

"We're from the same universe as him. You get used to it." Wade waved off, "It's like how nobody from the Mortal Kombat universe flinches at obscene amounts of gore and violence."

"Hey guys, heads up: Scout slipped on water and split his head open again." Sonya said as she poked her head in from the other room.

"And there goes his spine… And his liver… And his lungs… Jeez, and I thought we had ludicrous amounts of blood." Johnny added.

"I think I'm gonna be sick…" Twilight moaned as she walked in.

"See what I mean?" Wade said, "Seriously. GR let him live. He'll be fine."

"I am not so sure, Deadpool.' Thor reasoned, "He had done the same to Galactus, and he had to be saved by the Fantastic Four."

"Oh yeah, I remember that. Johnny told me about it." Spider-Man said, "Honestly, I kinda wish I had a video or something. Maybe then JJ would have laid off me for a while and went after Reed for keeping Galactus alive."

"That JJ guy sounds a lot like someone I deal with on the regular." Ben muttered as he struggled to lift Hal.

"He should. Your guy is basically a ripoff of JJ." Deadpool replied, "And why aren't you using one of your alien guys to move Hal to the med center anyways?"

Ben dropped Hal as he smacked his head, "Aw, man!"

"Now that I look at it, I think Scout might've slipped on blood." Johnny said.

Wade: I'm just going to say it: Diana really needs to keep track of which swords are hers and which aren't. It took five minutes for my hand to grow back after mine fell out of the wall.

Dude: Most people don't have their hands grow back in the first place! Case in point: Guts!

Alexis: Chirp chirp!

Dude: Yeah Wade! You should be more like Alexis here. She's responsible with her swords and-

…

Dude: Why do you have swords? Like… I'm not mad or anything, but why swords in particular?

Alexis: Tweet?

Pinkie: Okay, that makes sense.