The world had gone crazy ever since Big Head showed up. Due to his zaniness, and overall random nature, nobody had gotten a wink of sleep.
"DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!" Hiei screamed as his mighty dragon of black fire engulfed the Green Menace.
"Ohoho! That's hot!"
"Dammit! What does it take to kill this bastard?"
"SOUL CALIBUR!" Nightmare prepared to unleash his power upon Big Head.
"Hey buddy!" Big Head showed up right next to Nightmare just as he was about to attack and-
*SMACK!*
Hit him with… a frying pan?
"OF ALL THE- AUGH! THAT WAS PAINFUL!"
"Believe me, I know the feeling. If it weren't for this being's insanity and sociopathic tendencies, it might actually make a good ally."
"BATMAN! I need help! This guy's INSANE!"
"Aww, Joker! I never knew you cared!" Big Head cackled.
"GET OVER HERE!" Hanzo's spear was unfortunately caught by the green-faced menace, and he pulled him towards him.
"Neat toy… Want to see mine?" Big Head pulled out a chainsaw and started to bring it down on Hanzo's head before he was stopped.
"ATA!" Kenshiro jumped in to defend the Ninja as he unleashed his best attacks against the mass killer, "ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA OWATA!"
"Oh no! Oh dear! I've been hit! WHatever will I do?" Big Head dramatically bemoaned.
"[Quit your drama. Your spree of evil ends here.]" Kenshiro snarled.
"Oh, wow! What a buzzkill, am I right?" Big Head rhetorically asked before swatting Kenshiro away.
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!" Jotaro declared before stopping time and getting behind the green-faced menace before Star Platinum unleashed his barrage.
「ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!」 Star Platinum threw a flurry of punches at Big Head before Jotaro realized that he wasn't around anymore.
"'Sup, buddy?"
"The hell- GAH!" Jotaro was punched away at incredible speeds, knocking into Kenshiro, who was similarly caught off-guard.
"IMPACT!" Big Head saw Yang being launched at him by Tifa's punch, ready to punch his lights out.
"Whup!" He stopped her mid-air, turned her around, and then launched her right back. Knocking her out on top of a now unconscious Tifa.
"Feel the fire that burns mens' souls!" Ghost Rider rode in, and managed to grab the masked menace, "Your soul will burn in hell!"
"Oh, see, that would hurt, but my soul is in this handy-dandy hard-to-unlock box." Big Head held up a strange box as he simply dusted himself off, "Now this!" He smacked Ghost Rider with the same frying pan as before.
"YOU! AGENT OF CHAOS! BEGONE!"
"Fate!"
"Alright!"
Doctor Fate had arrived on the scene. Set on destroying this envoy of chaos.
"Your fate has been determined. You will be destroyed today!"
"Oh please. What kind of challenges can you put up?"
*BZRT!*
Fate blasted Big Head with a blast of mystical energy.
'*cough*. Oh. This might be half a challenge." Big Head chuckled.
He brought out his guns and opened fired.
Fate managed to put up a barrier before swapping it out for a portal that appeared behind Big Head.
"Gah!" The green masked menace felt a few bullets before recovering, "OH. Maybe I was wrong about you. You aren't half a challenge…"
Fate appeared right next to Big Head just in time for his opponent to get him in a chokehold.
"You're a tenth! HAHAHAHA!" He forcibly removed the Helmet and crushed it in his bare hands.
"No… The helmet of fate…" Kent Nelson tried to reach out to the remains of his Helmet to try and recover it.
"In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night. No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!"
A blast of green energy managed to save Nelson from an early grave as it knocked Big Head away from him.
"Let's see how you can handle me."
"Oh, I think I can handle you." Big Head mentioned.
"But how about adding me to the equation?" Alien X floated in to back up Green Lantern.
"Oh buddy, I ALREADY HAVE!" Big Head held up the Green Lantern Ring and Omnitrix in his hands, leaving only Ben Tennyson and Hal Jordan right in front of him.
"What the- How did he?"
"Who cares?- RUSH HIM!" Hal and Ben charged at Big Head, who simply smacked them through a building.
"*YAWN!* I'm getting bored. I wonder if there's anything else to do around here…"
*CRASH!*
"DOOM!" Doomsday landed in front of Big Head, who was busy wondering if he would ever get a challenge for his efforts.
"GRAH!" Doomsday threw a powerful punch towards Big Head, who managed to effortlessly sidestep the attack.
"I thought that you might be, I dunno, scary?" He taunted.
"GRAUGH!" Doomsday kept trying to bash Big Head into the ground several times, only for the cartoon to simply dodge his attacks.
"Sigh, well I guess I better end this now…" He caught Doomsday's fist and then tossed him into the sun.
"Bo-ored." He yawned.
"POYO!" Kirby flew in on his Warp Star, punching his fists together, signifying that he was ready for a battle.
"Bring it on!"
Kirby responded in kind by trying to inhale Big Head, who simply stood there. And then checked his phone. Then looked at his checkbook. Then took out a pocket watch to check the time.
Eventually, Kirby tired out, and stopped.
"You done?"
Kirby responded by collapsing in exhaustion.
"Figured you were done." Big Head replied, "Hey, this is a fanfic, isn't it?- I should check out the person writing this thing!"
Mask: So, this is your whole setup? It looks cramped. And it needs a bit more pizazz!
Pinkie: Well, it's a small room, and it was only really made to fit a small number of people…
Mask: Well, that's no fun! Where am I supposed to put my stuff?
Dude: Zero-Six…
Wade: Ugh! I swear, you are just the worst! At least I can keep everything calm… Most of the time anyways…
Alexis: Tweet chirp! CHIRP CHIRP!
Dude: Twenty-two…
Wade: Hey! Put Alexis down!
Pinkie: Yeah! She didn't do anything to you!
Mask: Aww! But she looks like she could make a really good bullet!
Dude: Eighty-eight. Wade. Pinkie. Get yourselves and Alexis out of here.
Wade: Okay… You do you then…
Pinkie: Good luck…
Alexis: Chirp…
Mask: So… You think you can take me? Me! The guy who's invincible!
Dude: Y'know, at least Superman has his own morals holding him back and he has his own limits in his own way. Fate has his kryptonite, as does Thor, Wonder Woman, Ultron, and so many others.
Mask: Where are you going with this? To the dance floor?- I gotta warn ya! I do a mean Tango!
Dude: What I'm saying is that they have actual characters outside of "LOL! So Random!" Unlike you. Have a drink, this'll take a while.
Mask: Fine then. Now, what is it that you want to criticize me over?
Dude: My own randomness. Like the occasional random facts that I drop. Like how Polar Bear liver is toxic to humans because of an oversaturation of Vitamin A.
Mask: Interesting. Anything else you want to add?
Dude: The movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out in June twenty-second, nineteen eighty-eight.
Mask: What does that have to do with anything?
Dude: You're drinking Dip, you overrated living cartoon.
Mask: Wait what? No! Wait! I'll be good! I promise! I won't do anything to hurt the story! Please don't! Someone save me! Please! Help Augh…
Dude: See you never. Goodby and good riddance!