"For my demographic analysis and customer targeting project, I chose a challenging and under-served market. One that is narrow but wealthy and offers an exceptional profit margin for quality product."
"The details of the collected personal data and the methodology of collection and analysis have been omitted as trade secrets. For grading purposes, I have substituted empirical proof of the accuracy and effectiveness on a test subject."
Hiromi began playing a high quality camera recording of a window showing a currently empty hallway.
"The test subject was chosen as the best one for further use in wider advertising purposes, as well as utilizing excess inventory and synergizing available assets with skills in multiple domains."
At this point, a massive borg entered the camera view and stomped forward before inspecting something on the ground carefully and picking up a card.
Happy Birthday!
I hope using these on stupid meat brings you as much joy as they brought me when I made them.
"This specific delivery is a personalized bouquet of artisanal grenades with custom messages."
Hiromi paused the replay with the view focused on a worryingly chrome face.
"One fragmentation grenade, engraved with 'To whom it may concern'"
She resumed for a second while the figure reached for the next and his expression changed from puzzled to enlightened.
"One flashbang, 'Attn: Everybody"
Another two seconds and a smile appeared.
"One EMP grenade, labeled 'Quickhack in a can'. One incendiary; 'Wurf dis flammen'. And one tear gas grenade, marked 'Pull my finger'."
"This recording, as well as last night's news report, clearly show the test subject was quite pleased and enthusiastic about the product."
The teacher eyed Hiromi with a tired glare.
"I need to go have another talk with security, don't I."