I see Ol'Scott getting some Military Equipment, lightly used out of this. Just have to do the usual and remove the bloodstains and bodies...

Heck Panam might be getting that tank very early in Cyberpunk...

Also anyone else think it would be funny if...


"This is some fucking bullshit!" Johnny grumbled as he stared longingly at the liquor out of his reach.

"Cute kid, but I can't have him in my bar..." Rogue stated as she ignored the oddly intense stare of the little kid that was glaring at her, oddly he kind of looked like someone she used to know. But at her age she knows a lot of people.

"He's older than he looks..." V replied trying not to snort, she knows it isn't right, but seeing Johnny Silverhand getting ghosted by his old input was hilarious. That he was in a young organic body that they took on that ill fated heist, and said body was designed to house the relic in a manner no one would have expected... Well they were still trying to figure out what to call him, like Johnny Mite, Mini Silver, or Johnny the Tiny Terror...

"You really know how to ruin the mood don't you Rogue..." Johnny stated, in his old voice. Which was a nice feature that the Kid had included, though it was largely a program allowing someone to alter their voice through fine motor control.

"What the fuck!?" Rogue stated as she recoiled, hard. Like someone who just found a Raffen had taken their car engine, and replaced it with some fucking kid making engine noises.

She couldn't help it, she really couldn't.

"Stop being a fucking Gonk!" Johnny snapped, his voice shifting between his old voice, and his child like voice. "It's your fucking fault I got stuck in this little fucking meat puppet!"

Rogue stared, between a little black haired kid that she realized belatedly shared Johnny's features, and the up and coming merc who was rolling on her floor and laughing like this was the funniest thing ever.

Naturally she had to intervene when little Johnny attempted to shoot the girl, while acting like a kid version of her old boyfriend. Honestly the little gonk reminded her too much of her old boyfriend, and as such she was going to have both thrown out of her bar. She didn't need the irritation...


Notes: I am not sorry for this, originally I was going to go with a muppet like body with organic systems to be able to house the relic, but the whole kid thing just kind of fit.

Honestly I was figuring that Motoko starts annoying V by plonking her in the head and chest with paint bullets. Always between the eyes or the middle of the forehead, mainly where Dex shot her. So out of paranoia and to get even with Motoko, she had those parts specially armored, and so when Dex kills her... He instead knocks her out and loopy for a while, Dex also caps little Johnny, but gets killed/wounded badly by V.

Being loopy V takes her "baby boy" to Mama Welles, and kind of goes turtle/paranoid mother hen. As Johnny comes around, after Vik comes and sees to him to reassure the mentally shaken V... Only to get Johnny Silverhand's uncensored mouth from a little kid that is changing to a real boy with Johnny's dna...

Hilarity would ensue as they try to figure out what the hell is going on, and if the new body would fail because of the interactions.

Also imagine the Band's reaction to Johnny being back, only he is a fucking kid that because of the relic could actually grow up...