"Okay everyone. Yang, Tifa, and Nyu are going out to do a family outing. So we need to commence Operation: Family Day!"

"Cloud, this is ridiculous."

"Tifa, the last time you guys tried to have a family outing, Shredder showed up with twelve hundred footbots and you spent so much time smashing them that you lost your reservations at Vinn and Jess' and ended up watching Sonic's movie in a near-empty theater."

"How was that, by the way?" Ace asked.

"Surprisingly clever once you ignore the product placement." Tifa shrugged.

"Heard they went to San Francisco. Did they-"

"No. No they did not."

"Wow. Missed opportunity right there." Cloud muttered.

"Back on topic, what makes you think that the bad guys are going to try to ruin our day off?" Tifa asked.

"Because they'd want to just to mess with you guys."

"For what reason anyway?"

"Hey, our spybots found out that the blonde and the bartender are going to the park with that psycho girl. Wanna mess with them?" Carnage asked.

"Eh, I'm not doing anything else." Joker shrugged, "What about you, Ganon?"

"No thanks. It just doesn't make sense to go on random rampages to ruin a date."

"That makes no sense."

"Sense is like cheesecake." Joker said, "It's fine every now and then, but having it all the time is a bad idea."

"I'm a mess of a sym-bye-ought and serial killer and that didn't make sense."

"Did you really say 'sym-bye-ought'?" Ganon asked.

"Yes. Simply to make people mad. Did it work?"

"Not really. So, Ganny, why don't you want to mess with their date?- You basically did it before."

"Unlike you, I happen to drink my 'respect women' juice." Ganon replied, "It comes with the territory of being raised by a tribe of them."

"Uh huh. And it absolutely has nothing to do with the fact that they ruined one of your other plans with a-" Joker was cut off by Ganon's sword being pointed in his face.

"Bring that up, and I'll give the Red Hood an extremely euphoric feeling somewhere in the multiverse."

"Party Pooper. Carnage! Let's go!"

"So should we thank them for fighting them on our behalf or…"

"Probably." Tifa shrugged as she looked at Joker and Carnage running off in the distance as Ace, Cloud, Guts, and Dante chased them off, "Make them some food later I guess."

"Can I sit next to Uncle Guts?" Nyu asked.

"What's wrong with sitting next to your mothers?" Yang asked.

"You two are so embarrassing!" Nyu bemoaned, "You always make those 'lovey-dovey' eyes at the other and feed each other too! Even Pinkie gags!"

"Wha?- She does not!" Tifa replied.

"Does too!"

"Oh my GOD! Will you two just indulge in something lustful and stop being so cute together?" Ganon asked as he was jogging by.

"Ganon?- Are you here for a fight?"

"Yes. Totally. I wore my workout pants, left my armor and sword at home just so that I can fight you two. What do you think I'm doing?" Ganon sneered, "Also, I think your date's having a nervous breakdown, Ms. Lockhart."

"What the- Yang! Don't worry sweetie. When you walk away…"

"And with that, I'm leaving. You two ruined that song for me." Ganon muttered.

"Good. You deserve that." Lucy snarled, "Now leave my moms alone."

"Will do. I have no intent on ruining this date."

"Glad to see at least one person at that Villain Inn drinks their 'respect women' juice."

"Comes with the territory of being raised by an entire tribe of them." Ganon pointed out, "Interestingly, I had this exact same conversation with Joker and Carnage."

"Did you put them up to this?" Lucy asked as several trees were being raised behind her.

"I told them that it didn't make sense for them to go on a rampage for the sole purpose of ruining a date. But other than that, I had nothing to do with this."

"Hey guys. We're back, and… Are you guys having a normal conversation with Ganondork of all people?"

"Please, Dante. I've heard that before. Could you at least put in the bare minimum of coming up with something original?- I get enough of this from Mewtwo in our online battles."

"I dunno. Babe, you got anything?"

"Don't call me 'babe.'" Guts grumbled.

"When did you two start dating?"

"Since it turned out that he kinda relaxes around me." Dante answered.

"So can I call you Uncle Dante then?" Nyu asked.

"I'd be honored!" Dante squealed as he picked up the young Diclonius and hugged her.

"Too tight. Too tight!"

"Sorry. Sometimes I forget my own strength." Dante said awkwardly.

"Regardless, it was good talking, heroes. I'll see you later when the next multiverse-ending threat that forces us to team up happens again… Inevitably."

"See you later, 'Dorf."

"Professor Dorfinshmertz?" Dante suggested.

"Please don't ruin Phineas and Ferb for me by making that joke." Yang said, "God, that was an awesome show. Hard to believe that it actually ended."

"Didn't have flying motorcycles."

"No, I'm pretty sure they did…" Tifa said.

"What is with you and flying motorcycles?" Guts asked.

"Mewtwo showed me this show where that was how everyone got around." Cloud answered, "Now that I think about it, it's kinda similar to your world, Yang. Teams with a central theme, elemental gemstones, evil dictator lady, incredible transforming technology- It's basically right up your alley."

"I'm aware of that, Cloud. I helped you out on building yours, remember?"

"Right. Sorry about that. All those blows to the head while I was fused with Bayo and all probably had some effect on my memory."

"Eh, I'd believe it."

Dude: So I got bored, thought to myself "What kind of relationship would make for a good 'sitcom-style' relationship to counterbalance the sheer sweetness of Yang and Tifa's relationship", and decided "Hey! After all those gags of Guts shooting Dante with arrows, they'd probably make a good couple!"

Wade: Uh huh. So they're the relationship that realistically shouldn't work but somehow does, and that's what causes hilarity…

Pinkie: While Tifa and Yang are the relationship that works so well that it's practically diabetic…

Alexis: Tweet tweet chirp?

Dude: … Yeah, I honestly have no idea who'd I'd characterize as the relationship of pure smut and lust. I'd honestly want to use Sub-Zero for irony's sake, but I have no idea who to pair him up with.

Alexis: Tweet tweet?

Dude: Nah. He's too obvious. Plus, that theme is played out anyways.

Wade: They're always Sindel and Shao Khan.

Dude: … Yeah, I can see that.

Pinkie: Unfortunately…