"Okay, so, let me get this straight: The only time travel movie you've ever seen is Hot Tub Time Machine?"
"I don't see what's so strange about that." Mewtwo replied, "I don't have the time to watch movies, when I can literally get the entire synopsis by reading the memories of people who actually have seen it."
"Mewtwo says that he's confused as to why he would have the time to do that, when he could watch it by reading the memories of someone who has seen those other time travel movies." Deadpool said, "Also, can you turn off the shield? This is just going to get tedious overall."
"Fine." Booster said, "I'll lower it to a level so that only telepathic communication can get through." He said while fiddling with his devices.
"Awesome. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to hang with Cable. It's been too long."
"You were literally hitting on him fifteen minutes ago." Mewtwo deadpanned.
"… And?"
"Alright, so I've got this set up, hopefully. So, I'm gonna need you to tell me what's going on, and if there was any temporal anomalies that happened after that whole time travel thing. And make it quick, I gotta do a photo op later."
"Sure. So, in a nutshell, Ganon got his hands on a temporal device-"
"Wait, what? Where'd he get it?"
"No clue. He said that the device came to him in the middle of the night when we did some crisis crossover-level team-up a while back. Annyways, he went back in time, messed with some fights, and created an alternate timeline. I was close to the initial energy point of the time machine, so I was largely unaffected by the new timeline, but I had to stop a paradox, apparently."
"That lines up." Booster said, "By the looks of it, this world doesn't like paradoxes, but then pushes events so that the inhabitants can decide whether or not the changes should take place." He shrugged.
"There was a theory. But the other timeline is still around as a void with debris floating around, if you want to take a look."
"Would probably be the safe call. It might even explain some minor changes that happen around here that people don't tend to notice."
"Wade."
"Yeah?"
"I just have one question." Cable sighed, "Just one."
"Go right ahead."
"Why did you make an entire labyrinth of clocks, and put a bunch of anti-teleport fields around?"
"Well, one: We needed a training exercise, and two: I didn't just make an entire labyrinth of clocks and other time-related stuff."
"Yeah, that reminds me of the other question: WHY DID YOU MAKE 24 OF THEM, AND MAKE THEM INTO A TOWER?" Cable seethed.
"Well, the author's been on a Mystery Dungeon kick as of late, and we need a reason for the title, so I give you: Temporal Tower! If this weren't a one-shot chapter, this would probably last a few chapters."
"I hate you."
"Aw, I love you too." Deadpool beamed.
"Let's get this over with…" Cable grumbled.
"Now, there was something I needed to remember about this place while I was building it-"
"AUGH! SON OF A-" Cable was hanging upside down by a rope trap that he couldn't reach.
"Oh yeah! Cable! If we want to get out of this maze, we have to work together to solve puzzles and avoid traps! I had Batman and Panther set it up, so even I don't know the answers to these things!"
"… Dammit Wade…"
Pinkie: So, does this mean that Deadpool isn't joining us in the notes?
Dude: Probably… Would be good for him to hang out with Cable instead of bothering me.
Alexis: Tweet tweet chirp?
Dude: … Not answering that.