Well...I suppose this WAS inevitable.
"Bored bored boredy bored..." A wrong turn somewhere and you end up the most boring places. If he ever met the fucknugget that said it wasn't about the destination he would fuck his shit up then teabag him and... "Wade Wilson...?"
The purple haired tryhard Cable imitator knew his name, this could be a relief from the... "Are you seriously narrating aloud? I always thought that was just a abstraction of the fourth wall joke in the comics? Oh, I'm Motoko Kusanagi." The purple haired girl was also obviously lost...and shorter then she was supposed to be but at least he had found a fan, maybe she would know...
"Seriously, would you just talk and stop narrating?" And for some reason she didn't have the good manners of most of his encounters to let him finish a thought pro...
"Ughhh, I was going to ask for an autograph my Chooms will just not get but this is sooooo annoying. Could we get Gwenpool instead? Seriously I know you got Morena Baccarin but we both know that out there somewhere is a Gwenpool NTRing you while your gone and you DESERVE it." The sound of drawn swords was matched moments later by guns clearing leather.
"STOP NARRATING!" Boredom solved...Maximum Effort!
AN: Sorry this was so confusing with the jumping around nonperspective, ooc for Motoko and kinda stupid...but it is what it is. I mean, it's Deadpool, flow of consciousness and side characters being frustrated to oocness is kinda required.