"Well, that was annoying."
"Indeed my greatest creation." Willy said, "It was an excellent maneuver that you did to-"
Zero pointed his sword towards the mad doctor, "Your virus caused the end of the world. Don't talk to me. Buck, any luck on the ship?"
"None, I'm afraid. The life support system is up and running, but outside of that, there's nothing. Thankfully, you and Metal aren't in need of oxygen, so you two can keep going around trying to find things we can use."
"The Rabbit is right. In the meantime, I can possibly make something out of the wreckage here."
"Good luck. It's definitely not one of ours. And I doubt that it's one of yours."
"Spiders. The only ones I tolerate are the Spider-Men." Ryu snarled as he looked on at the large corpse of a giant spider that looked about the size of a car.
"You're telling me. These things are disgusting." Mai shuddered as she wiped off the insect blood.
"Almost reminds me of the genetic experiments from back home." Terry McGinnis said as he finished up ripping a giant ant in half.
"You must bring a specimen sometime. I'd love to… study it."
"Not happening, Luthor." The futuristic Batman sneered, "You want to see what happens in the future, then do what everyone else does and wait for it."
"It's like there's a rope attached to the planet… And it keeps one side facing the goddamn sun!" Deathstroke growled.
"We can only hold out and hope that Rainbow Dash can locate a cloud to get us some water…" Ivy muttered.
It took about three hours until Rainbow Dash came back to the cave they were using for shelter practically drenched in sweat.
"Bad news. There aren't any clouds. But on the other side of the planet, there's just a massive ice sheet. Like there's snow everywhere. We could go there to cool off and maybe find some way off this planet."
"Ugh, figures." Deathstroke muttered, "If the side that's a scorching dessert is constantly facing the planet, then the other side would be a frigid wasteland."
"Well, would you rather die from heatstroke, or from frostbite?" Ivy asked.
"Easy for you to say." Slade shot back, "You're practically in a swimsuit already. I'll take my chances with the icy part of the planet."
"I mean… I spend a lot of time in higher atmospheres, so I'm kinda used to the cold. Are you sure you don't want to come?"
"I never said I wasn't coming." Ivy replied, "But I'm definitely going to need an actual coat if I'm going to survive on the other side."
"I've got some blankets you can borrow." Deathstroke said, "Come on, my equipment might not last too long on the other side."
"Right. Let's move out."
"Well… This certainly brings back memories." Obi-Wan muttered as his three companions huddled around a campfire for warmth.
"At least… It's better than sand." Luke said, "My prosthetic wouldn't last long if any got in it."
"Told you people hate sand." Darth Vader muttered.
"Yes, yes. Anakin. You've made your point multiple times. You were never this apprehensive back in the day."
"Back then… We had Ahsoka." Vader snarled, "And then the council decided to cast her out without a real trial!"
"Anakin, I tried to stop them. So did Master Plo Koon, but we were outvoted. Besides, she made her choice. And it led to her being saved from…"
"Clearly, you didn't try hard enough because they still went through with it." Vader angrily pointed out, "Perhaps if she had not been cast out so callously, that never would have happened!"
Luke sighed. After Obi-Wan had arrived back home, he and his father would constantly argue about the failings and successes of the Jedi Order. Truthfully, both sides had excellent points to make. And given his own experiences, he couldn't really definitively take a side.
For now, they had to hold out hope that they would be found before the cold got to them.
That, or the lifeforms on the planet.
"I swear, none of that would have happened if Roger was in charge."
"For the last time, Roger wasn't even of fighting age yet." Obi-Wan emphasized.
"You say that as if Clone Troopers weren't trained to be soldiers the moment they were born."
Luke was mainly unamused. By this point in the argument, the two would be arguing over which side was worse. Both the Jedi and the Sith had very questionable practices at best when it came to the subject of child soldiers, and their extremist views on what to do about the other side.
Maybe he should have ignored Rey…
"What did Yang call them again?- Grime?"
"Grimm, actually." Ragna corrected, "And considering our attitudes, we'd probably get screwed if we went there."
"You act as if we can't decimate large mountains on our own." Sasuke muttered as he hacked and slashed at another monster.
"We'd still have to sleep sometimes. Oh Gods, we still have to sleep. Let's find shelter. We can take shifts."
"Right. Gaara, can you use your sand to make us a cave?"
"Going for it!" Gaara said as he threw off another creature before impaling it with his sand attack.
*CRASH!*
"In the cave! I'll seal the exit!"
"Ragna, what are you doing?"
Ragna carried in the corpse of a creature he had killed earlier, "We gotta eat. Hopefully this thing isn't poisonous."
"Hate to say it, but he's right." Sasuke said, "I'll start a fire. We can at least make a plan of attack while we're in there."
"Who knows?" Gaara said, "Maybe we'll find civilization somewhere on this godforsaken planet."
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