Malcolm: "Come on Motoko I just need one more job!"
Motoko: "You said that last week!"
Malcolm: "Maybe you could pay me in advance? I'll take a hit on the next job!"
Motoko: "Or better yet, you could take the money I already paid you and invest in driving lessons."
Malcolm: "Those are way too expensive! it's like a hundred thousand eddies for the course alone, twenty more if you have to rent a car!"
Motoko: "Then go out into the badlands! Practice there where there isn't anything to hit!"
Malcolm: "My baby isn't built for sand Motoko! It's coarse and rough on the intake! It get's everywhere!"
Motoko: "Your 'baby' isn't meant for twelve fender benders and two light poles a week either, that hasn't stopped you so far."
Malcolm: "Come on Motoko! The insurance I have won't cover me anymore, I've been dropped!"
Motoko: "Shame, anyway I'm going to take my Qaudra out for a few laps around the outskirts. You know, because it can handle sand."
Malcolm: "..Alright what do I have to do?"
Motoko: "Well there is one thing..."
...Several weeks later...
...Authorities are still searching for the criminal now known as the 'Vending machine bandit.' a fugitive from the law that has earned minor online fame for bizzare acts of petty theft and vandalism. BD's of the bandit have sparked through the grey market like wildfire. Often featuring bizarrely elaborate heists focused on vending machines around the city. Including one infamous clip of a Rayfield dragging a burrito xxl vending machine down a city street by chain. Other known aliases include 'the burrito bandit' and...
Malcolm with his head in his hands: "...My reputation is ruined."
*You have one new message*
Keep it up 'bandit.' - M