So...I couldn't help this...
"Jun is going to be pissed..." Hiromi stated as she looked into the front window of an NCPD Cruiser, showing a very angry driver, and a passenger staring at them with his jaw hanging open. Well before they finished sliding off the bridge at high speeds, even as Motoko finished the turn and drove down the bridge, backwards at high speeds, and weaving in and out of the chasing NCPD vehicles.
Honestly it was kind of fun, watching Motoko cause havoc from the passenger seat, and seeing what this custom car she had rebuilt could do. It's just the lungs on this Arasaka Agent are...unreal.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" V called from the back seat, as she tried to figure out how a simple courier mission turned into this clusterfuck, and how to get Jenkins back for this. Mainly because she was suddenly taken off the network, her Arasaka Cyberware was shut down, and she just received a message that her contract was terminated. "WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS!?"
"It's a car chase!" Motoko replied with a manic grin on her lips, as she suddenly blasted a song in their ears. Ironically everyone they drove past also had the same song playing for them, many would later talk about the Bandit Express Incident.
Where the NCPD, Max Tech, and even a couple Corpo Kill Teams (Arasaka) failed to catch one person. There were even rumors that the person eluded Adam Smasher himself, and then there was the video of Smasher destroying a bunch of things raging over the graffiti adorning him...
Like the artistic old cop badge, the name tag that said Sheriff Smokey, and the various other tags left on him.
Like:
Bandit 1, Smokey 0
I Couldn't Catch The Bandit
Legally Blind
I Can Only Smash What Is Already Caught
They Call Me Smokey Cause Thinking Burns My Processor
When It Still Existed, They Called Me Butter Fingers
I Come Up Short All The Time
Notes:
I couldn't resist the temptation...