"Breaker...Breaker... This is Bandit calling Yukidaruma." Malcolm called

"Yukidaruma...Here" Ichi replied.

"I've got Smokey on my backside and I'm motoring toward Sulphur Springs. You having any trouble?"

"Not me Choom, I found myself a Convoy moving toward Paris, then onto Amarillo."

"Right, How do I get to you after Sulphur Springs? Over."

"Gimme a sec." Ichi came back, Malcolm looked into the rearview mirror where that Texarkana omawari was still on his ass.

"Breaker... Breaker...Yukidaruma for Bandit?"

"Bandit here, over."

"They tell me that you should aim for Commerce after the Springs, and blow the eleven and backroads til you get to Witchita Falls after that we'll catch you up, when you get there, do a shout for Rubber Ducky and he'll relay for us."

"That's a 10-4 on Rubber Ducky." Malcolm replied.

He couldn't blow into Sulphur Springs doing 300km's so he started gradually bleeding speed until he started hitting the outer residentials, then it became a mazechase as the omawari called in Sulphur Springs PD on him.

After he'd dumped half them into Lake Sulphur Spring, after a chase on the abandoned airstrip he got a call from the Texarkana Omawari, the only one still on him.

"This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice the Third calling that nogood Sumbitch Bandit in the Caliburn."

"This is Bandit, what can I do for ya Sheriff?"

"You can pull over and be arrested so's I can barbeeque yo'ass in molasses for being a menace to good law-abiding folk!"

"I got to say that doesn't sound too nice Sheriff, I think I'll pass." Malcolm replied as he kept the car moving, just above too dangerous to pit-manoeuvre speeds for another fifteen minutes.

"Breaker, Breaker... Bandit calling Smokey... "

"What'chu want you sumbitch"

"Well, I'm just gonna be saying goodbye Sheriff! Here's something to remember me by." With that comment he hit the transmit button that 'Toko had labeled "For Cops" transmitting a one hour loop of a single song into the Cop car's radio system.

After that he sped up and dropped the Sheriff, for now at least.

Ichi on the other hand was calmly trucking along in the Convoy listening to the CB chatter quiet as Joe "Big Daddy" Murphy the back-up driver for "Big Iron" Blazkowicz decided to sing some classical music as they ate up the miles towards Wichita Falls.