"Ah, the energy of a Mynock, I sense." Yoda noted.

"And I can also tell that this also has the parts of a Heartless." King Mickey added, "So uh, what exactly am I supposed to do again?"

Batgirl rolled her eyes, "We're testing what happens when Holy Magic-"

"-Light magic"

"Holy, Light, Pure- whatever! We're testing what happens if it hits that Mynocless. We didn't exactly have any users until you showed up, so we're kinda curious if it's more effective, less effective, or if there's no effect."

"A rather uncreative name, 'Mynocless' is."

"We'll let you vote in the next naming then." Batgirl grumbled, "Can we get this test over with?"

"Young Barbara. If I may, a problem in this test, I see."

"Uh… Does anyone here know what he's saying?"

"He's saying that there's a problem in the test." Shoto said.

"Okay, what's the problem?"

"A great amount of power, King Mickey has. The possibility of sheer power being a factor, there is."

"I can hold back you know."

"Still, the risk of it being sheer power is a factor. Thanks for the heads up, Yoda." Batgirl said.

"So, what? Is the plan to feed that thing electricity so that it gets big enough so that we don't have to worry about the risk?"

"No… For one thing, Sanji would be pissed if we got rid of all the flavor, and the other is that those restraints won't hold if we do."

"And then the guy told me to 'go fuck myself.'" Jason said, "So anyways, I just started shooting him. I think I might've gotten one in his dick before I actually offed him."

"Is that really the most appropriate response to someone telling you to go fuck yourself?" Bucky asked.

"Well, he also told me to put the gun to my head, so I think it was justified." Jason shrugged.

"Yeah, but don't you think that the guys at whatever jail cell that you have in your world would have done the job for you?- Considering he was a guy that Deadpool would pay to be allowed to kill?"

"Look, he was giving drugs to kids in elementary school. Like hell I'm giving some drug dealer a shot at him before I get to him." Jason countered, "Besides, odds are that the guy knew that he was headed for hell, so he wanted me to put a bullet or two in his head."

"A bullet or two?" Bucky raised an eyebrow.

"Okay, so maybe I put in more than two in his skull, but that's not the point! The point is that he died, and he's not hurting anymore kids."

"I wonder what kind of sociopath gives drugs to kids…" Bucky wondered, "So that people can, y'know, stop them before they actually do."

"Eh, knowing them, they probably anonymously tell people to kill themselves on the internet or pull a gun when they don't win at Tic-Tac-Toe."

*BOOM!*

"Looks like Barb's little test finished up. Wanna check out the aftermath?"

"Eh, may as well." Bucky shrugged.

"Is everyone alright?" Batgirl coughed.

"Okay, we are!" Yoda called.

"So… I guess I didn't hold back enough…" Mickey said as he looked at the massive hole in the wall he made.

"So I guess the idea of using holy magic-"

"LIGHT MAGIC!" Mickey called.

"Whatever. It seems your idea didn't work out as well as you thought it would."

Batgirl sighed, "Well, I guess we can wait until someone with less powerful holight comes along."

"I'm sorry did you just combine holy and light right now?"

"What are you going to do about it?- Freeze my shoes to the ground? WOAH!"

"Yes."

"Aw man! We missed the explosion!" Jason grumbled, "Hey babs, what's up? I mean, other than your butt."

"The debris, apparently." Bucky pointed out as several objects came crashing down hard.

"Hey wait, where's Mickey? I coulda sworn I heard him earlier…" Shoto mentioned.

"Yeah. And for that matter, where's Yoda?" Jason asked, "He doesn't usually disappear… Unless he ends up causing the rise of some fascist regime because he was played like a piece on a checkerboard."

"Have some respect for him." Batgirl said as she managed to free herself from the ice, "He was played like a chess piece. Maybe a bishop or a rook."

"I'd say one of those horse things."

"… The knight?" Bucky raised an eyebrow.

"Not my finest moment."

"INCOMING!"

*CRASH!*

"Found Yoda and Mickey." Shoto said, "Can I leave now? I wanna get some shuteye before the next inevitable hybrid threat comes along and we have no real counter for it."

"I kinda want it to combine something from anime with a movie monster. Maybe a Saibamen with something like the Killer Tomatoes."

Everyone looked at Jason.

"What?- I want some damn pasta, and tomatoes are good for that. And Italian in general. Babs, back me up here!"

"As much as I'd like a caprese salad with some fresh tomatoes, I doubt that that's happening-"

*CRASH!*

"Uh… What's that?"

"It looks like a Mynocless… Only burnt to a crisp."

"Ha ha! Told you that I could hold back!"

"I mean…" Shoto tried to reason, "It's not disintegrated…"

Dude: Ooh, Mario for Wade, and Sonic for me.

Wade: So… Do you think that this'll end like in 2011, or in 2018?

Pinkie: Uh, I'm still here. What about me? I'm rocking Jigglypuff! Aww! So cute!

Dude: …

Wade: …

Pinkie: At least let me live for more than ten seconds, okay?