FastestManAlive: Hey guys. I'm going to be busy doing a joint therapy session with Zuko in regards to the guys who are in serious need of it. Don't bother us unless it's something big like Darkseid.

GRDexter: Holy ****! This place has text chat?

GRDexter: And whats up with the censorship? The youngest people here fought in wars. What the ****?

Ghost-Spider: When did we get text chat?

KamiHakai: Better question: HOW IS THIS EVEN WORKING?

Ultimate Senshi: I'm with the cat. We're a few trillion light years away from you. How is this instant messaging?

Oracle: According to the notes I found?- Speed Force.

Wingman: i both love and hate how thats an end all be all handwave for all the ******** that goes on thats associated with the flashes

FireLord: What did Wally just say?

FireLord: NO DISTURBIBNG US!

FireLord: *Disturbing.

Oracle: Don't feel too bad. The keyboards were made by Waynetech.

NinjaOfLove: Better than a Schnee Keyboard.

NinjaOfLove: A Schneeboard.

Oracle: [Shared Screenshot]

TheLivingWeapon: Wow.

HotIce: Wow

FILSS: Wow.

NinjaOfLove: EVEN THE TANK?

Wingman: hey if it helps ill try to hype you up for the blonde girl if she gets back

Oracle: Your lack of proper punctuation hurts me.

FastestManAlive: Guys, it's hard enough to slow down to type this stuff out properly, and even harder to do this therapy session with Steven when our phones keep buzzing. Can we just stop for like… Five minutes?

Oracle: Relative to you, or to us?

Pink Defender: I actually don't mind.

Pink Defender: Also: Wow.

NinjaOfLove: I'm never living this down, am I?

Ghost-Spider: List of likes: Tuna, Reading, Yang.

Oracle: Technically, Reading and Tuna are switched, but yeah.

GRDexter: And now shes with that tifa girl.

Ghost-Spider: If you wanted it, you shoulda put a ring on it.

Oracle: Wait, hang on. I want to test something.

Oracle: I'm going to find Poison Ivy and join her on eco campaigns with weird subtext that suggests that we're more than just friends.

Wingman: uh...

Oracle: That usually works. Okay. So this thing doesn't span to other universes.

KamiHakai: What was that about?

Wingman: wait is this a ref to that one time when ivy was your dent

Oracle: Yep. Guess I could say something about flirting with Supergirl.

FastestManAlive: Reference to the animated series? Wait, didn't that one say that you and Bruce entered a relationship?

Oracle: **** Bruce Timm. That was the creepiest thing I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

Wingman: ive died and thats messed up

Wingman: how about we go back to making fun of blake for making the same joke as her ex gf

NinjaOfLove: Plaese don't.

NinjaOfLove: Ugh. These keyboards can go suck deathstalker balls.

Oracle: [Shared Screenshot]

NinjaOfLove: …

FireLord: Why did I just hear Blake screaming and then breaking something?

FDD: Who broke my favorite chair?

Oracle: Blake. Which one are you again?

FDD: I'm Donut. Couldn't you tell?

UltimateSenshi: Literally nobody could tell.

FDD: Cloud's name is Buster Blader!

FDD: Wouldn't he get confused with that guy who plays card games?

FastestManAlive: One: His ace was Dark Magician. Not Buster Blader. You're reaching.

FastestManAlive: Two: He has a name. It's Yugi Muto.

KamiHakai: *Yugi Mutou. Damn english speakers.

FastestManAlive: The dub team decided that the Omega Sanction was a good way to censor death. I'm sticking with the english version thank you very much.

Wingman: THANKS 4KIDS!

Ghost-Spider: Weird. They have the same name in my og universe.

GRDexter: How did we get to this from Flash telling people not to bother him while he's doing a therapy seshion with Steven?

FastestManAlive: It's spelled "Session" but honestly, conversations can mutate like this.

Pink Defender: I enjoyed this.

FastestManAlive: Steven, get back here.

FastestManAlive: You can't ignore your therapy session.

FastestManAlive: I can literally drag you here in a microsecond.

FastestManAlive: You'll vomit from the sudden inertia. I can make the Speed Force do that.

FastestManAlive: Your bubble and shield won't work. I might not have the full power of the Speed Force, but I can still make you puke when I drag you back here.

FastestManAlive: Steven seriously. There's a reason the "Steven needs therapy" thing exists and Guts isn't here anymore so I gotta fill in.

Wingman: stop typing and actually do it

Pink Defender: yhsbks gir yhar

FastestManAlive: Gross. He puked on his phone.

HotIce: Isn't that your fault tho?

FastestManAlive: Hey! I warned him. If he didn't want to cooperate, then it's on him.

TheLivingWeapon: Don't worry Steven. Po's in the kitchen. You'll have a nice bowl of soup when your therapy is over.

FastestManAlive: He says thanks.

Dude: Huh. Link and Cloud. What are the odds?

Wade: Well, they were the only ones left. Aside from Ike anyways.

Pinkie: Wait, are we talking about Smash or the season 8 mid-finale?

Wade & Dude: Smash.

Pinkie: Well, you two are tied. So I'm just gonna SD and watch this unfold.

Alexis: Chirp chirp tweet? Chirp tweet tweet.

Pinkie: Yeah, I'm questioning the odds of Final Destination too.