"Some say He doesn't have RealSkinn and that on really warm days he sheds his 'Ganic skin like a snake, and that for some reason he's allergic to the taste of Coffee."
"Some say that his first name really is "The""
"Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modeled on Yorinobu Arasaka's head."
"Some say that he's banned from Las Vegas, and that in a recent late-night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the CTO of Biotechnica."
"Some say that when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks."
"Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around Northside at night foraging for Maelstrom members."
"Some say his droppings have been found as far north as Portland, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face."
"Some say that he has some terrible plans involving the moon, and that he was turned down for a place on "I'm a Celebrity" because he is one."
"Some say he likes Mondays"
"Some say that when he steps into Totentanz all the music changes to the blaring cry of the Vuvuzela"