Oh god, I just had an idea as to what a refined Cyberpsychosis Hack could be…. Dear god… why did I think of that!

'This is the song that' slaps self

A gift from the Lauging man and the Italian Xmas Donkey

This is N54 News

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Welcome to N54 News. I'm Gillian Jordan We begin now with your latest local news.

Chyron reads "The Laughing Man Strikes again."

"The entire local board of BioTechnica has been placed under emergency psychiatric hospitalization tonight after an almost simultaneous case of cyber psychosis seemingly the result of hacked OS, agents, home security systems, and transportation."

We go live to Ricardo de la Cruz who has spoken to the neighbor to one of the executives, with this first hand account."

Cut to a Corpo man sitting down with Ricardo in an opulent cigar room.

"Please tell us what you witnessed."

"I was woken up to what sounded like a party going out of control next door. Tsk. There were loud bangs, brief pauses in the music, then the sound system would just get louder. This happened repeatedly. Fully annoyed I got up to see what was happening. That's when I heard someone shout, "it's in my head, get it out of my head!" I looked out just in time to see (Name redacted) crash through his window and land on the driveway. He was ripping at his ears with his own hands!"

Reporter "what did you do then?"

Ricardo snorts, then says " I had NCPD already up on my agent, but Trauma Team was here first. They sedated him but the second he was in the av its speakers started to blast the same fucking song. It took his staff hours to try to stop the song but in the end they had to fry his security system to get his house speaker to stop"

Cut back to Gillian, a spinning laughing man logo displayed in the corner adorned in a Christmas hat.

"The song in question appears to be a 1950s style Christmas tune involving highly repetitive lyrics. Any attempts to quiet the song only increases its apparent volume. The music was accompanied by the Laughing man's logo wearing a Christmas hat displayed on any infected tech"

"The board members, are expected to recover after a complete replacement of their cyberware systems and extensive therapy treatment. Damages are quickly escalating into the hundreds of millions in Eurodollars. The reason behind the attack is still unknown."

Mokoto sat watching the report cackling and singing "la la la lalala la la la laa"

edit: one too many "la's"