"Nruter esoht taht era tsol"

"Gnirb enoyreve kcab."

"Xif esrevinu."

…

"Well, I tried." Zatanna shrugged, "Wanda, are you having any better luck?"

"None." Wanda replied, "Whatever is going on, it's interfering with anything we can do."

"WE SAID THAT EARLIER!"

"WE HEARD YOU ALREADY, THAWNE!" Zatanna screamed back, "Cripes, why is he even here? Can someone ask Wally?"

"I tried asking him, and he just handed me this pamphlet." Wanda replied, "It says 'if you're wondering why Thawne is here, it's because of his obsession with Barry, and we think he'll mellow out by being around the good guys.'"

"Knowing him, he probably got asked the question a lot."

"Well, we can't do anything about it from here. Perhaps we should at least help out with some of the other problems that they have." Wanda suggested.

"Like what?"

*BOOM!*

"Your Jester friend and her new explosives expert for one."

"Laeh sdnuow." Zatanna cast as Harley, Jason, Jinx and Korra felt themselves get patched up, "Honestly, if you four wanted to get beaten up, you should have asked Broly."

"DIO was raising an army of dead Necro-Xenos. What?- Do you expect us to not do something about it?"

"Ooohhhh. So we weren't just blowing things up." Jinx realized.

"Hon, what did we say about using an airheaded chipper personality to cover up trauma and pain?" Harley chastised.

"… Not to…" Jinx grumbled as she rubbed her leg.

"Does she know how to be a good psychologist, or does she know how to be a good psychologist?" Jason bragged, "Also, ow. Don't we have senzu beans for this?"

"We did, but then everything changed when the WallSlimes attacked." Korra reminded him, "Oh. So that's what saying that feels like."

"Don't act as if you never wanted to say it." Wanda chastised, "Everyone wants to say the line at some point. 'Everything changed when the Sentinels attacked.' There, see? Everyone wants to say it."

"I don't want to say it." Jinx raised her hand.

"Same." Harley nodded.

"I already said it and got it out of my system." Jason added.

"You three are no fun."

"You know what is fun though?" Jason asked.

"If you say 'teasing Blake about how Yang chose Tifa over her,' you lose the right to call me auntie for a month!" Harley warned.

"That was the second suggestion. The first one was to do knife-throwing practice on these headshots of Joker that I found." Jason said as he revealed several photos of the titular clown.

"Oooh! That does sound like fun! Let's do it!" Harley shouted before rubbing her arm, "Ow ow ow! Ugh! Regret! Instant regret!"

"Just give me a bit. Our magic doesn't seem to agree with this world. I've already tried growing Senzu Beans with them, but nothing's worked."

"Well that's convenient. Our access to one of the best plot devices to ever be made for severe injuries, and we don't have it."

"Hey, knock it off Jay." Harley halfheartedly swiped at him, "If we've got it this bad, then think about B-Man, Dick, or the others. They don't have any plot devices to help them out."

"Joker doesn't have them either."

"Well, I guess them being stranded isn't all bad…"

"HARLEY!"

"What? I can't be the only one who thinks that it's a good thing that Mistah J-"

"Harley, what have we said about calling him that?" Jason teased.

"… Not to…"

"Very good." Jason nodded.

"All I'm sayin' is that maybe it's not all bad?- At least Joker's not going to be getting any plot devices anytime soon."

"I can't believe that one of your cultists knows how to grow Senzu Beans." Edward sighed, "Of all the people in the multiverse, it had to be one of your cultists!"

"The universe certainly has a sick sense of humor. I hope the others can have as much luck as we have with these things."

"And how the hell did he manage to make it so that they grow in just a few days? Normal beans don't grow that fast! And I know for a fact that Android 18 said it takes a while."

"What can I say? Harold knows his stuff. Thanks for the help, Harold!"

"Lord Joker praised me! Woo!"

"I swear, if it wasn't for the fact that his cult actually helped us liberate some towns, and the fact that he Joker-gassed that one asshole, I would have just tossed him into space." Tatsumaki grumbled, "Kenshiro, do you sense any incoming monsters?"

"None yet. I will keep an eye out, as the saying goes."

Dude: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home… Well, that was a bust.

Wade: Of course it was. You're not a farm girl from Kansas. And those slippers aren't silver.

Dude: Wow. You actually read the book.

Wade: This is common knowledge at this point. I don't need to read the book… Been meaning to, though. You got a copy?

Dude: Here?