Oracle: Heads up guys. Jonathan found a new enemy that could maybe be a bit of a proble,

Oracle: *Problem. Bruce needs to get a refund on these keyboards.

Jojo Ripple: So this is like sending letters, except it is electronic instead of by hand? - Jonathan Joestar.

Kamaboko: It looks like that would be the case. It is remarkable, if a tad overwhelming. It is also nice not having to write out the calligraphy.

Jojo Ripple: Technology is amazing. - Jonathan Joestar.

Kono-DIO-da: You realize that this was hacked by Luthor years ago, correct?

Kono-DIO-da: In addition, Jojo, you don't need to sign off on all of these.

Kono-DIO-da: We can gather that it's you by your username.

Jojo Ripple: There's always room to sign off on letters, Dio. - Jonathan Joestar.

Kamaboko: He has a point. I might not personally do it, but he can do it if he wants.

Jojo Ripple: Thank you Mr. Kamado. - Jonathan Joestar.

Oracle: It's not like there were any battle plans here, DIO.

Oracle: Also, really? That's your username?

KamiHakai: I still don't understand how we can get instant messaging despite being many trillions of lightyears away.

[FastestManAlive has logged onto Le Chat]

FastestManAlive: We told you already that it's because of the Speed Force.

Zoom: it's not that hard to understand.

FastestManAlive: Really. If you need to have it explained to you multiple times, that's not our fault.

[UltimateSenshi has logged onto Le Chat]

UltimateSenshi: NO NO NO! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A WALL OF TEXT!

UltimateSenshi: ALSO HOW DO YOU DISABLE CAPS LOCK?

HomelanderRulez7: get over here and I'll tell you

[Oracle has banned HomelanderRulez7 from Le Chat]

[HomelanderRulez8 has logged onto Le Chat]

HomelanderRulez8: rude.

Viltrumite Battler: You're welcome to impale yourself on my fist.

HomelanderRulez8: why was I even banned

HomelanderRulez8: I didnt even do anything

Oracle: I've seen your search history. One: EW! Two: We all know what you would have wanted Galaxia to do to find out how to turn off caps lock.

HomelanderRulez8: come on have I invaded your privacy

Oracle: You literally used your X-Ray vision to oggle my breasts.

[Wingman has logged onto Le Chat]

Wingman: nolan.

Viltrumite Battler: You want it through the stomach or through the chest?

Wingman: i votr beat him to death with his own skull

Beta: Why are tou stealing my thing?

Leo-Church: STOP STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND'S THING!

Leo-Church: DAMMIT NOW I'M STUCK IN CAPS LOCK.

HomelanderRulez8: Im not helping you

Zoom: Wally. How much you want to bet that it's because Church isn't a hot chick that he can bang?

FastestManAlive: I'm not taking those odds. It's 100% because Church isn't someone he can bang.

Ghost-Spider: Unfortunately homelander is bi. Guy slept with Soldier Boy.

HomelanderRulez8: its because the guys a robot

FastestManAlive: Did you really go through the effort of capitalizzing Soldier Boy and not Homelander?

FastestManAlive: Also, I'm with you Oracle. Bruce really needs to fire whoever made these keyboards.

Ghost-Spider: Capitalizing his name would mean he's worth it.

Ghost-Spider: He's clearly not.

Viltrumite Battler: I took care of it.

Jojo Ripple: Normally, I would be disturbed. But I have heard what this man has done, and then I feel less disturbed.- Jonathan Joestar.

Kamaboko: Honestly?- I think that a lot of the beatdowns that Mr. Grayson gives him would be disturbing if it weren't for the fact that Homelander is such an awful person.

UltimateSenshi: This just in. I got my caps lock fixed. No thanks to you.

Jojo Ripple: Apologies miss. We were distracted by our discussion.- Jonathan Joestar.

Kono-DIO-da: This constant signing off is getting annoying. I'm leaving.

[Kono-DIO-da has left Le Chat]

FastestManAlive: I just scrolled up. What was this about a new enemy that Jonathan found?

Oracle: Well, the details are a bit sketchy. We thought that they were some zombie spawn because of some of DIO's blood, but Jonathan got us some samples. We're 80% sure that they're plant drones from Leon's world mixed with both the T-Virus and some biomechanical parts from what we believe to be from BioShock.

Viltrumite Battler: So what? Just burn them.

Wingman: im in medbay zukos here and he says that theyre not that flammable

Oracle: Jason, you spend your spare time reading Shakespere and your favorite book is Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Why do you not bother with punctuation?

Wingman: It bothers people and it would annoy bruce.

KamiHakai: The guy that the internet thinks can beat me with 'prep time'?

KamiHakai: It that's the case, then go right ahead and annoy him.

KamiHakai: I'm using a phone's touchscreen. How is this typo problem universal across devices?

Bio-Armament: I don't ever get any problems. On either a keyboard or phone. Maybe it's a problem on your end?

Bio-Armament: Or maybe you're just bad at catching typos.

Oracle: Buvky… What kind of keyboard do you have?

Bio-Armament: StarkTech.

Bio-Armament: Wow. I didn't even try capitalizing that. Tony knows his stuff.

Oracle: *Bucky

FastestManAlive: Slowpoke.

Oracle: Also: What the hell? Why does Tony's stuff work better than Bruce's? How does Tony get this good at bulding stuff?

Oracle: Wiat. no.

Oracle: Don't say it.

Bio-Armament: Because Tony Learns From His Mistakes.

Bio-Armament: I have been waiting months to use that line.

Bio-Armament: I'm so screenshotting that for later.

Bio-Armament: Your screams of frustration fuel me.

Bio-Armament: I've been spending too much time around Grif.

Bio-Armament: And watching way too many of that guy's videos.

[Oracle has banned HomelanderRulez8 from Le Chat]

[HomelanderRulez9 has logged on to Le Chat]

HomelanderRulez9: OH COME ON

HomelanderRulez9: I JUST OGT BACK FROM REZZING!

HomelanderRulez9: AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS STUPID PHONE?!

Wingman: Wow. Punctuation. I'm shocked.

Oracle: You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?

Wingman: whatever do you mean barbara

Wingman: im just typing its not like im doing anything that would irritate you deliberately.

Wingman: tht wod b pety nd rong

[Oracle has banned HomelanderRulez9 from Le Chat]

[HomelanderRulez10 has logged on to Le Chat]

HomelanderRulez10: i hate you all

Pinkie: Okay, a million dollars, but… You have to survive a day in a world full of killer sentient trees.

Alexis: Tweet tweet?

Pinkie: No. Not like The Happening. Those trees weren't sentient.

Alexis: Tweet chirp?

Pinkie: Okay. Let me clarify then. Sentient trees that walk around and talk.

Alexis: Tweet chirp tweet.

Pinkie: Huh. I guess with your size you could pass for a small animal and avoid detection. Your turn.

Alexis: Tweet chirp… Tweet chirp.

Pinkie: Okay. That question sounds like the ramblings of someone drunk on tumblr. No wait… Twitter.