"Trust me, V. This going to work he says..." V muttered to herself as she watched the chaos going on around her, all because of Johnny's brilliant plan.
"Tattoo me dammit!" Johnny hollered as the tattoo artist ran screaming from him, and he pursued said artist in a drunken manner... Well drunken for him.
"Get away from me you dirty ape!"
"You rascist bastard!"
"Why...is there a monkey swinging around talking and acting like..." A stunned looking old woman spoke up from where she had exited the door to Afterlife, probably drawn by the commotion. She also had a gun hanging loosely in her hand.
"Johnny Silverhand in all his primate glory..." V completed what she thought the woman, who she realized belatedly was Rogue herself, would have said. "Let's just say that the rumors going around about an monkey terrorizing Konpeki Plaza and offing Saburo...may not be as much bullshit as it should sound..."
"Goddamnit Johnny..." Rogue grunted as she brought her hand up to massage her aching head. "Why the fuck do you keep monkeying around, you stupid gonk..."
"Trust me, I am aware..." V grumbled as she tried to forget meeting him, especially since he decided to Zero Saburo with her gun, and exchange greetings with Saburo's son. That said son covered for them by saying it was some cloned monkey running around with a cyber limb and a gun, which was technically true, and she really needed to talk to that Gonk kid.
Making a monkey that looked like Johnny Silverhand, had a silver limb, and even had a disturbing resemblance to him was a little much for teasing her! That she made it to slot in the chip so they could leave the case behind, and hide the theft had seemed brilliant, but she should of known that gonk brained gremlin would provide something that would just make her life more fucked up than it was.
Thankfully Johnny actually stuck around long enough to prevent that fat fuck from zeroing her, though now they have to deal with that very determined old man that was protecting Saburo...
Inspired by the old Monkeyed Movies and the Comic/Tv Show...Hit Monkey...