Motoko sat down along the inset couch of their apartment building bending backwards into a surprisingly comfortable stretch as she stared at the entertainment center, her eyes flashing blue every couple of seconds as she changed the channel out of boredom. "Ad's, ad's, more ad's... Is there really not even one good show in this entire Cyberpunk dystopia! You'd think at least one person out there is trying to control the masses through entertainment! But instead it's just ads!"

Groaning she once again changed the channel only to once again reach channel 54 news which at least had the decency to be entertaining based on how it was the real life stories of a crime ridden post apocalypse sci fi future they reported on. Even biased as they where it was still far more entertaining then another rerun of 'We Crack - an UsCracks orgin story.' She ranked it as a number two to watch behind 'Trauma team's diaries.' -Which was once again obviously an advertisement, but was actually more like how she remembered the show cops used to be in her old world. Just with a lot more .50 caliber and micro missiles being shot into everything with each episode.

Still it was here mindlessly staring at the tv half on couch, half on floor that she was suddenly struck with an amazing idea.

"We need a commercial!...And I have just the song in mind."

"Do you have a problem and the police are too busy to help you?"

*Cut's to a shot of Motoko shooting an RPG into a building.*

"Are you worried that a Scav den may be living in your basement or attic?"

*Cut's to the same shot of Motoko shooting an RPG into a building.*

"Have you or your family ever been targeted by a cyberpsycho, edgerunner, or corporate hit squad?"

*Once again cut's to the same shot of Motoko shooting an RPG into a building.*

"If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pull up your agent and contact the professionals."

"Section 9!"

*Cut's to Motoko shooting the same building with the same rocket but this time in slow motion.*

"Are courteous and efficient staff consisting of one overworked and underpaid intern is standing by to receive your call at any hour of the day."