Hiromi was confused. She left the dumb gonk that is her best choom alone for maybe one day, and comes back to... this. She couldn't help it, she had to go to the only person who could answer just what the heck was going on here.
"Hey, Jun?"
"I have long since closed my eyes... My only goal is in the darkness."
Jun couldn't help but let out a long-suffering sigh, "I already know what you're going to ask."
"So?"
"It's dumb. So dumb. Incredibly dumb. Even for Motoko."
"My name is Motoko Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody."
"C'mon, Jun, I gotta know, what's up with Motoko's new eyes? And style? I mean, it's kinda preem but why's she dressed up in all dark colours with red eyes? And the monologues? I mean they're preem but is she making a new BD or what?"
"She's being a gonk. Also your name is still Kusanagi, imouto!"
"I AM NOT BEING A GONK, I AM THE NIGHT, I AM VENGEANCE! AND I HACKED NIGHT CITY RECORDS LAST NIGHT! SO THERE!"
"She's mad because I replaced her terrible food in the fridge with far more delicious and tasty things last night."
"...What?"
"Our fridge is full of XXL Burritos, and not any of her awful gross gonk food. So now she's stuck having tasty nutritious and filling food instead of her weird Nomad stuff she brought back. Also, it's time for dinner, imouto, you have to eat something."
"I understand now. Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger."