Motoko: "Happy Birthday Jun!" *Hands him a very heavy box*

Jun: "Thanks, can't wait to see-...this is a baseball bat."

Motoko: "No, it's a Kanabo. Figured if you insist on being an Oni you needed one, I made it myself. See it took a lot of work making it, added the heating feature of a thermal katana and even managed to add an electrical discharge mode that can zap someone hard enough to stun even the chromest of borgs. It's pretty cool."

Jun: *Lifts it up and activates it, turns into a flaming kanabo with electricity sparking between the spike* "...yeah it's pretty cool."

OOC: Entirely spawned from how I am disappointed in Jun for not having a proper Kanabo as an Oni.