"NO! I won't go into the Garage of Useless Transport!" Tachikoma Rod screeched as she fled from Malcolm who was futilely chasing her, her gleaming gold and cherry red form moving jerkily and fast as she frantically zig zagged for freedom.
"...DIE..." Noir, the black and white Tachikoma muttered while glaring at Malcolm who tripped, almost falling into some discarded, but very sharp and pointy junk, Only for him through sheer luck to not only miss, but cut Rod off.
"Now...just let me catch...a...ride-" Malcolm started to say between pants before a tiny pink Tachikoma came barreling through, catching his legs from behind before dragging him off.
"Catch a Ride Bitch!" Tina the Tiny shouted in glee. "When I get in amongst them fine rides I am going to sweet talk those fine things! ...THEN I will make those babies fine and pack a punch, and then we will blow that big Arasaka Limp Dick straight to the MOON!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES YOU LITTLE PSYCHO!" Malcolm screamed in outrage, he knew this little lunatic that Motoko made had been eyeing his babies, he just hadn't realized that she was planning to blow them up!
"NEVAH! Those bomb ass ladies are mine!" Tina declared with maniacal cackling as her dual grenade launchers moved up and down in unison with her deranged cackling.
"...I know I have heard that voice before..." Motoko muttered to herself, trying to figure out where she heard that voice, and the mannerisms of Tachikoma Tiny Tina. "...Hiromi, my choom... Have you ever heard of 2k Games? Maybe something called Borderlands?"
"No," Hiromi replied as she stared at the scenario that would delay her perfectly planned scenario, the custom cyber eyes that Motoko made with a lot of special features. Activating the protective lens, she proceeded to look at her schedule, and erase it as she tried to think of how to salvage her precious Motoko time. "but Malcolm needs to be...trained to better match his role."
"Got it!" Motoko declared gleefully, happy that the sunglasses look of her chooms cyber eyes worked so well. It was perfect at giving her that stern intimidating look, and it perfectly hid from Hiromi the fact that her gonk body was defective!
Why she didn't know, but after nearly two years her gonk brain decided to glitch! I mean one minute Hiromi would be dressing someone down, glaring in an intimidating manner, and she would suddenly start sweating and get feverish! How can she protect her friend when she kept feeling weird when Hiromi was in her BOSS mode!
Maybe she could ask her Gonk Brother for advice on dealing with suddenly getting feverish around Hiromi? ...Maybe she should just ask V, she had to know if it was a Arasaka Weapon aimed at preventing her from being near her Choom! Maybe she should just finish up going full borg, but maybe...make a custom combat gemini?
...To be like the Major of course! Not like she would miss Hiromi hugs or something weird like that!
Notes: Yes I went for the Malcolm being cursed with new vehicles that he doesn't drive because he doesn't want to inflict much damage on them, or use them in a way not prescribed.
Ironically I found myself making some strange Tachikoma, like one based around Iron Man's colors, and a desire to go fast. A dark gothic one that happens to be skilled in the art of investigation, so basically being Wednesday Addams via Noir Cop. And finally the only one who wants in the "Garage" being the crazy little one that was made after a daring and explosive escapade that ended with Motoko getting very drunk.
A scheme cooked up by Hiromi and V to help her get a clue, which instead led to Motoko almost getting a clue before her clueless protagonist powers leveled up in defense! Leading to her dismissing attraction and subconscious knowledge, as some kind of glitches or disease that she is braving to protect her girlfriend! Who is just a friend and not the other thing, cause that would be weird, and they aren't together!
She wouldn't be like Jun, she swears!