"So you guys have no idea how that planet had oxygen?"
"It didn't really occur to me that it shouldn't have oxygen until Shredder brought it up." Shazam replied.
"Well, it's a good thing that you, Grey, and Esdeath got here when you did. Glacius needs more ice, and he's not exactly suited for maintaining our cooling systems." Tony said, "Anyways, need anything to drink? We have some beer."
"Uh…" Shazam held a hand up.
"I'm kidding." Tony said, "We don't have any alcohol anyway."
"That and the fact that I'm not even 20."
"Oh right. That. Hey, you ever think about how you and He-Man are a lot alike?"
"Tony, I'm not up for talking about versus debates." Shazam said.
"You realize how we all got here, right?"
"I'm not up for talking about versus debates involving me then." Shazam clarified.
"Fair enough. Think we got another Transformer?"
"I don't see a whole lot outside of Frieza fighting Megatron or Unicron fighting Galactus." Shazam said.
"Is there a Transformer not from the G1 cartoon that could come in?" Tony asked.
"Well, I- Hey. This isn't the bathroom." Zoro said as he came in.
"Zoro? What are you doing here? I thought you were in medbay."
"I was. I went looking for the bathroom and ended up here. Why were you two having a conversation anyways?"
"Why the hell would we be having a conversation in the bathroom?"
"I dunno. You guys are from American comic books. I figured that's what guys like you do."
"That makes… No sense. At all." Shazam pointed out.
Zoro shrugged, "Well, to answer your question, Tony, none that are popular enough that people are clamoring for it."
"How did you get so lost that you wound up here? There are signs to show where the bathrooms are. In multiple languages. With pictures."
Zoro shrugged again.
"Tony, I think it's best to stop thinking about it. Didn't you say that Venom, Bane, and Shredder were hoping that Zoro would get so lost that they'd find their way back home?"
Tony groaned, "Fine. Another subject then, please."
"Black Adam versus Apocalypse?" Shazam suggested.
"Eh, I guess. Feels a little boring to go to that high of a power level though."
"Fair enough." Shazam shrugged, "Think they finally did Cole versus Alex?"
"That would only happen through fan vote." Tony said, "And call me selfish, but I'd rather be there for that. So I'm kinda hoping no."
"That is a little selfish, but I can see where you're coming from."
"What about Luffy?" Zoro asked.
"What about Luffy." Tony replied more than asked, "Zoro, your story has been going on for literal decades. No way it's ending soon."
"That doesn't answer the question. Besides, isn't your story still going on?"
"I want to go on record and say that my situation is different. But before this whole thing happened, I heard ideas for Natsu or Naruto for Luffy."
"Really?" Shazam asked, "What about Reed?"
"Reed can fight Rick."
"The guy who turned himself into a pickle?"
"Please don't make that joke." Tony begged, "It should have died a long time ago."
"What about 'time, huh'?" Zoro asked.
"Eh." Tony half muttered, "Give it until they bring in Diavolo."
"'Kay."
Shazam looked at Zoro, "What? No asking who he should fight to actually get in?"
"No." Zoro deadpanned, "It should be obvious who he'd fight."
"Get that crazy woman away from me!" Gray cried out as he ran from Esdeath, "I swear, when we find him, I'm getting Ben to fry her with Heatblast!"
"Gray, there's nobody behind you." Cloud pointed out, "You can relax, and- For Bahamut's sake, put your shirt back on!"
"What? It's not like I'm Lucy or anything."
"Good grief." Cloud mused, "Bowser, can you talk some sense into him?"
"You're asking the wrong dragon-turtle, Cloud. I'm not exactly wearing a shirt myself."
"Wait. Bowser. So, this whole time, you've been-"
"Naked, yes."
"I need bleach for my eyes." Cloud said as he left the room.
"We don't have Senzu to bring them back!" Bowser called out.
"I don't care!" Cloud called back.
"He's… Not actually going to do that, right?" Grey asked.
"Nah. We don't have any bleach on this ship… Well, maybe a couple copies of the manga."
"Well, that would at least kill some time."
"Hey, weird question, but if my son were to enter a Death Battle, who would you recommend he face off against?"
"Are you asking for one where he wins, or one where it's close?"
"One where he wins, duh!"
"I guess… Maybe that Adeleine girl from Kirby's world?
"Does my son win?" Bowser stressed.
Grey shrugged, "I just thought of painters and she was the first one that came to mind."
"Ah well… At least he's got a shot at winning."
"I guess. Hey, do you have an idea for Lucy?"
"From your world?" Bowser asked, to which Grey nodded, "I guess that Ash kid people talk about."
"Yeah, but everyone wants him to fight Yugi." Grey lamented.
"Then I got nothing. It's not like she can fight… I don't know- Arcee."
"From Prime's world?"
"Yeah. Hey, think one of their Space Bridge whatevers could get us back home?"
"I think there would have to be a Transformer over there willing to bring us back for that wo work." Grey pointed out, "And what are the odds of that happening? If we didn't get any since Prime, then what other ideas are there?"
"I can't bring them back." Megatron said, much to the disappointment and frustration of the various combatants present.
"Seriously?" Gwen threw her hands up in exasperation, "I thought you had space bridge tech that could bring them back!"
"The problem is the same problem as all Space Bridges have," Megatron pointed out, "It can't traverse to other universes. Not ones of this immense size, anyways."
"Ugh. Figures as much. How's life treating you here, anyways?"
"Good enough, I suppose." Megatron shrugged, "Though, the vehicon drones don't appear to be anything I am familiar with."
"Technically, they're Sentinels from my world… Worlds," Gwen corrected herself, "And they merged with Vehicon drones from some other dimension."
"Possibly something from the Uniend cluster." J'onn added, "From my understanding, they were-"
"It's not from that universal cluster." Megatron cut off, "The metal is certainly Cybertronian. My cluster's Cybertronian metal."
"Are we sure it's not from Viron's cluster?" Silver asked.
"If Megatron says it's from Primax, then it's probably from Primax." J'onn said.
"Well… That's just prime." Gwen said, "But if the Senticon's Vehicon aspects came from there, then where exactly did they come from?"
"No clue." Megatron said, "But I would encourage the smaller organic to refrain from using that phrase."
"Alright. I'll try to stop."
"Just refrain from using it around me." Megatron snarled, "Regardless, it appears that Starscream and Optimus are going to be trapped wherever they landed for a long time. Though, I wouldn't worry too much about Prime."
"I didn't think you would be one to give him that kind of confidence." Silver noted.
"There are many mistakes that other Decpticons have made. One that they never make twice is underestimating Optimus Prime. Starscream on the other hand…"
"He's at it again…" Danny said as he shot some ice into a pot before letting Ghost Rider melt it with his hellfire.
"He usually does it four times a day. He's over three times his usual quota today."
"I wonder why." Danny wondered as the water started boiling, "Ugh, I hate these MRE's. Why did we end up with just one type?"
"You're welcome to try and eat something else. Just be happy that I don't need to eat thanks to Zarathos."
"Screamer's gonna run out of Energon though. And as annoying as he is, it would probably be better for us in the long run for him to still function."
"Then I guess we'll have to find a way off then. Or find a way to send for a rescue."
Discord: No inter-dimensional travel… This is concerning… Urgh… Not enough chaos to get to full power. As much as I hate to do it, I'm going to need to find Bill…
