"That idiot's who those bozos pit you against first?" Bardock asked as he was hunched over his seat and eating the tail of a Mynocless, looking back at a bloodied Homelander.
"It was during season one of my show, to be fair." Omni-Man replied as he also took a bit out of the monster.
"Honestly, I thought he'd be able to tank more than one punch, man."
"Hmm…Didn't use full power." Broly commented, also taking a small bit out of his impromptu meal as well.
"Well if I know one thing, it's that the chef of the place won't be too happy about us just eating this thing without properly cooking it first." Omni-Man commented, "But I've never been that picky when it comes to food."
"We have our favorites." Bardock added, "So, Broly was it? You know Kakarot, right?"
Broly nodded, "He prefers Goku. But he will respond to both."
"'Goku' huh? Can't say I understand it, but You've clearly known that little runt longer than I have. So he actually managed to do it, huh? He managed to fight with the gods?"
Omni-Man nodded, "It was a pretty great battle. Have a chat with Beerus sometime. He occasionally talks about him. Whenever he gets off his lazy ass and does something other than sleeping and eating."
"Incoming." Broly said calmly as he got up and stood in between Bardock and-
"Ah! Why you little- I mean Broly! It's good to see you again…" Freeza said as he backed away from the large Saiyan.
"Why don't you sit with us, Freeza?" Nolan smirked, "Get to know Goku's dad a bit more? Learn how he set off the domino effect that led to your humiliating defeat?"
"I loathe you." Freeze snarled before remembering that Broly was right behind him, "Uh, I mean… I wouldn't want to intrude on a conversation between friends."
Broly looked off to his left, "Megatron is over there, and is pointing his cannon at you."
Freeza looked to where Broly was pointing and saw that Megatron, in his tank mode, was indeed pointing his cannon at him.
"Now come on. How about we sit and talk for a while?" Nolan smirked as he picked up Homelander's unconscious body, "Come on. Punch this moron for a bit and talk about all your conquests."
"I believe he is requested to battle Nappa."
"That bald idiot who follows the prince around?" Bardock asked as he was just getting into the swing of riling Freeza up, "Remind me again, what was it that the prince would always talk about?"
"He kept talking about the Super Saiyan." Nolan smirked, "About how he'd realize the legend. It happened after Frieza here got himself beat by your son, and then killed by the prince's time traveling halfling."
"HA! Figures that the prince wouldn't pull it off on his own!" Bardock emphasized his point with a large mouthful of meat.
"You said it." Omni-Man toasted by hoisting his chunk of meat over his head.
"I loathe both of you." Freeza repeated.
"Ah, come on, Freezer! Live a little. We can talk about all the good times. Like the time you killed me, the time my son kicked your ass, the time Vegeta's halfling son kicked your ass, the time my halfling grandson kicked your ass in that one movie, the other time my son kicked your ass, or the time when Broly here kicked your ass!" Bardock smirked.
"Or how about his fight with Megatron, where his ego just got its ass kicked?" Omni-Man added.
"HA!" Megatron laughed in the distance.
"Can't forget about all the times he got his ass kicked in the Tournament of Power." Bardock pointed out, "Damn I wish I could have seen you getting your ass kicked. It's like you have a magnet on your ass that just makes kicks come right to it!"
"Grrrr…" Frieza held up a finger to Bardock's head, ready to send a Death Beam right through it, only to feel the pressure of energy right next to his own and remembered that Broly was still right there.
He wisely stood down.
"Not that would do much anyways. Rez-Bay and all." Nolan said.
"General question of the curious, where is my son, anyways?" Bardock asked.
"Off saving the multiverse…Infiniverse. God, that name is lame."
"I personally like it." Broly said as he calmly ate a bit of Mynocless tail.
"Fair enough. But yeah. Your son's off traveling with his opponent to stop some otherversal threat or something."
"'Otherversal'?" Bardock asked.
"I don't claim to be a power scaler, and I don't claim to know their terminology." Nolan waved off, "But that's the gist of it. From what we know, he's still safe."
"That's good to hear." Bardock said, "Shame about my other son though. He probably could've turned out a half-decent warrior if he wasn't a boneheaded idiot."
"He served his role in the story. Just like you, me, and Fry-Za over there." Nolan pointed out.
"Okay, now I know you're just trying to provoke me." Freeza snarled.
"I noticed that you didn't claim that it was ineffective." Nolan said.
"It's. Not."
"I believe that is not accurate." Broly said before he took a large bite of his meat, "Hmm… Could use some spices."
"You've been hanging around Sanji for too long." Nolan grumbled.
"I would hope so. I need to make sure he does not harass women."
"Why do I even stay at your base?" Freeza bemoaned.
"Because Beerus would beat the crap out of you if you didn't share your ships with us." Nolan bluntly said, "Dammit. Now I wish that chef was here to make this taste half-decent."
Wade: Y'know…I'm really feeling like we're missing out on some good content. For all we know, those guys did Giorno Joker by now.
Dude: I always heard it as Joker Giorno. But that is a massive mood to be in.
Wade: I swear, we better not miss something big like Bowser Eggman.
Dude: I'm more of a fan of calling it Eggman Bowser.
Wade: Okay, can you stop it with that?