ORIGINAL CRITTERS, But They're ELEMENTALS:
This is based on certain Youtube videos.
Neil's faced with Daddy Longlegs. "I'm gonna rip your head off," says Daddy Longlegs.
"Your mother wears combat boots," says Neil.
"Actually, my mom was born without legs," says Daddy Longlegs.
"Oh… now, I feel like a jerk," says Neil. As Neil's about to shock Daddy Longlegs with his grabpack, Daddy Longlegs grabs him.
"Daddy says Say Uncle," says Daddy Longlegs, "see what I did there?"
"Hang on, Neil!" FeatherClaw rams Daddy Longlegs.
"Thanks, FeatherClaw," says Neil. Daddy Longlegs then throws FeatherClaw to a machine that zaps him. "FeatherClaw, are you okay?"
"Yeah… I…" FeatherClaw then generates electricity that shocks Daddy Longlegs.
"Ow!" Daddy Longlegs turns to dust.
"How did you…"
"It's this machine," says FeatherClaw, "it's some sort of element generator!"
"We better make sure this is safe," says Neil.
FeatherClaw's eyes start turning red. "You do that, I gotta show the other OC's." He then flies off.
"What was that about?" Neil then finds a label. "Warning, side effects include the subject… becoming evil? What is wrong with this place?"
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Wendy was blowing UniqueCorn away. "Hey, Wendy, wanna see something cool," asks FeatherClaw.
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"I gotta find FeatherClaw," says Neil as he runs. But because he left, FeatherClaw was able to take Windy Wendy to the machine and it turns her into a wind elemental.
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FeatherClaw and Wendy then take Dorsa to the machine, and she turns into a water elemental.
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The three then take Roxy to the machine and she becomes an Earth elemental.
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Neil returns to the machine. "I couldn't find FeatherClaw… what?" He then sees that FeatherClaw has already gotten to Wendy, Dorsa, and Roxy. "How?"
"Because you left it unguarded, you idiot," says Daddy Longlegs, "I'm a bad guy and I think that's dumb!"
"And once we find the other four, we'll give them powers too," says FeatherClaw.
"Wait, StinkyStripe, Quackie Quack, Nutterbuddy…" Neil then realized. "You wanna make Funky Monkey into an elemental too?"
"And you can't stop us," says FeatherClaw.
The elemental OC's then attack and Neil has to run. He hides behind the machine. "There must be some way to fight them… what's this? Evil side effect only works on toys. When humans become elementals, they're fine. Weird, but I'll take it." Neil then uses the machine on himself and gains fire powers. "Okay, Guys, I'm all fired up!"
"You stole that line from an anime that doesn't exist yet," says Daddy Longlegs.
Neil then fights the Elemental OCs, but while Neil's fire power beats Wendy's wind power, Dorsa's waterpower beats Neil. "It's useless," says Neil, "it's like Rock-Paper-Scissors! Wait, what if I get them to fight each other! I guess I don't stand a chance against your leadership, Roxy!"
"You got that right," says Roxy.
"Wait, I'm the leader," says FeatherClaw, "I'm the one who started this whole thing!"
"Hello, I was technically already a wind-master before this," says Wendy.
"But it's my water that beat Neil," says Dorsa.
They then all started fighting each other. Dorsa beats FeatherClaw, Roxy beats Dorsa, and Wendy beats Roxy, allowing Neil to defeat Wendy.
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Somehow, that defeat turned them all back to normal. "Sorry about that, Neil," says FeatherClaw.
"It was the side effect," says Neil, "it wasn't all you!"
"But now the power is mine," says Daddy Longlegs, "get ready for the most powerful element!" The machine then zaps him as he laughs. "Wait, what element am I?"
"I think you're a Potassium Elemental," says Neil.
Daddy Longlegs is now a big banana. "What?"
"Ooh, banana!" Funky Monkey then takes him away.
"Help," says Daddy Longlegs.
Neil and the OC's then walk away.
The End