Poppy Playtime vs. Tomb Raider:
This is based on certain Youtube Videos.
Bubba was working on that portal again when Neil, Huggy, and DogDay all showed up. "Hi there," says Bubba. He then stops and realizes and screams. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"
"What are you doing," asks Neil.
"Oh, uh…"
"Are you trying to reunite Neil with Lexie again," asks Huggy.
"Neil, I know how lonely you are," says Bubba.
"Why do you keep thinking that," asks Neil.
"Because I've seen you watching DogDay and Bobby," says Bubba.
"You've been watching me and Bobby," asks DogDay, "wait, what have you been seeing?"
"It's only your picnics," says Neil, "I'm not Touille!" They all stare at him. "Yes, he watches people in inappropriate moments. Anyway, I keep telling you to stop meddling in my… The portal's going crazy again, isn't it?" The portal then sucks them up…
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Neil finds himself in some kind of tomb. "What is this place," asks Neil.
"Who are you?" It was a woman.
"Woah, easy," says Neil, "I'm Neil and I'm from another dimension. This isn't another zombie thing is it? You're not from Raccoon City, are you?"
"My name is Lara Croft and I'm an archaeologist who was sent on a mission to obtain this!" She then shows him the item. "The Scion, a mysterious artefact that was buried here in the tomb of Qualopec!" They then get attacked and Lara takes the attacker down. "Larson?"
"You are merely holding a piece," says Larson, "and Natla has sent Pierre DuPont to retrieve the other pieces! He also has help from some strange creatures, a dog, an elephant, and a big blue thing…"
"Those are my friends," says Neil, "you have to let me come with you!"
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Breaking into Natla's offices to find out Pierre's whereabouts, Lara discovers a medieval monk's diary, and learns that the Scion is a powerful artefact composed of three pieces, which were divided between the three rulers of the ancient continent of Atlantis, and one of these pieces is buried alongside former Atlantean ruler Tihocan, beneath an ancient monastery, St. Francis' Folly, in Greece.
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Neil and Lara arrive at the Tomb of Tihocan. They then see Pierre, along with DogDay, Bubba, and Huggy. "Hi Neil," says Huggy.
Lara and Pierre then get into a fight, which ends with Lara killing Pierre. "I now have the second piece," says Lara.
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From a mural, Lara learns that Tihocan unsuccessfully tried to resurrect Atlantis after a catastrophe struck the original continent. "So, our friend here may be lonely…" Bubba begins.
"I'm a lesbian," says Lara.
"I was just wondering if you had any advice for him," says Bubba.
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After combining both pieces of the Scion, Lara is shown a vision that reveals the third and final piece of the Scion was hidden in Egypt after the third Atlantean ruler, a traitor who used the artefact to create a breed of monsters, was captured and imprisoned by Tihocan and Qualopec.
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The group then arrived in Egypt, in the lost city of Khamoon. "Hello, Lara," says Larson. Lara then fights Larson, but Huggy squeezes him to death.
"Where did you guys come from again," asks Lara.
"Another dimension, like I told you," says Neil.
Lara then takes the third piece.
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After exiting the caves, the group gets ambushed by Mommy Longlegs, Miss Delight, and CatNap. "Where did you guys come from," asks Neil.
"Friends of yours," asks Lara.
"Well, more like former acquaintances of mine," says Huggy.
"This is what you get for being a traitor," says Mommy Longlegs.
"And our new friend, Miss Natla's promised us a share of her power," says Miss Delight.
"Arrivederci," says CatNap, "and don't worry, DogDay, if Bobby misses you, I'll put her out of her misery!"
The bad guys laugh and leave.
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The group follows the bad guys to a volcanic island holding an Atlantean pyramid filled with monsters. The group then fights through the monsters.
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The group then takes on the bad toys and beat them.
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Lara finds the Scion and sees the rest of the vision, revealing Natla to be the betrayer. "You fools," says Natla, "I will use my army to push forward humanity's evolution! Both Atlantis and current civilization are too soft to withstand disaster."
"Not if I stop you," says Lara, who then decides to destroy the Scion, and Natla's attempt to stop the group sends her into a crevasse.
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The group wakes up. "Look," says Huggy. It's a large legless monster.
"I know what that's like," says DogDay.
The group then fights the monster. Lara then shoots the Scion, setting off a chain reaction that begins to destroy the pyramid.
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After escaping, Lara kills Natla.
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"Thanks for the help," says Lara.
"Thanks for not letting us die," says Neil as he and the toys leave.
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"No more searching for Banban's Kindergarten," says Neil.
"I know," says Bubba. Neil, DogDay, and Huggy walk away and Bubba gets back to work on the portal.
The End