Poppy Playtime vs. Clock Tower:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
"Okay, now, listen to me," says Neil, "we are not going to use this portal for anything, got it?"
"Question," says Bobby, "what if we have to use it because PickyPiggy's going in there?"
"What," asks Neil. He then looks.
"I smell roast beef," says Picky as she enters.
Neil face palms. "Let's just go in," says Neil.
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Neil and the Smiling Critters enter and find Jennifer Simpson. "Who are you," asks Jennifer.
"I'm Neil and this is DogDay, KickinChicken, Bobby Bearhug, Bubba Bubbaphant, Hoppy Hopscotch, and CraftyCorn, and we're looking for our pig."
"I'm Jennifer Simpson and I'm looking for Laura, Anne, and Lotte. We just got adopted."
"Hey, this dimension takes place in 1995," says Bubba.
"What," asks Jennifer.
"Not important," says Neil, "maybe we should look for all of them together."
"There's another thing," says Jennifer, "I'm dealing with him!"
It's a murderous little boy with deformed features, wielding a huge pair of scissors, named Bobby Barrows, also known as the Scissorman.
Neil, Jennifer, and the Smiling Critters then run away.
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"I found something," says Jennifer, "looks like a church!"
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The group enters the church and sees a cloaked figure. The group then finds PickyPiggy. "You gotta get out of hereā¦" Something eats her. They then see Dan Barrows, a giant, gluttonous purple creature. Dan awakens from his slumber and chases after them.
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The group gets to a cliff. Jennifer successfully climbs over, knocking down a can of kerosene which splashes onto a nearby candle. This triggers an explosion that immolates Dan, while Jennifer, Neil, and the Smiling Critters ride an elevator out of the catacombs.
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"Here we are," says Jennifer, "the Clock Tower!"
Bobby then shows up with his scissors, but then Jennifer manages to throw him out of the tower. Anne and Laura reunite with Jennifer.
"Too bad we couldn't save Picky," says Bobby.
Neil and the Smiling Critters mourn her death. "Hey Guys," says Picky.
"Picky, but that big guy ate you, how are you here," asks Hoppy.
"Don't think about it too hard," says Picky.
The End
