Ali's Pit in Calgary
Summary: We kick off the final edition of TDW before Canadian Stampede with one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam as she has Natalya Neidhart as her guest.
Rated M for violence and language.
P.S. this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16!
ENJOY!
It's Friday April 26th, 2019 as "Across The Nation" by The Union Underground began to play as 19,198 wrestling fans packed the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada the crowd was cheering with delight and anticipation.
"We are live from the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and we are on the final stop on the road to Canadian Stampede as we welcome you to another hot edition Total Drama Wrestling!" Joey said introducing the program, and welcoming the fans watching, before he began to introduce himself and Mauro.
"I'm Joey Styles and with me is Mauro Ranallo!" Joey said as he introduced himself and Mauro.
"Well Joey, this is indeed the final stop on the road to Canadian Stampede! Boy, have we got a match card for you tonight!" Mauro said to Joey, mentioning the matches.
"We sure do Mauro, after Zoey Brown defeated "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam in a physical wrestling match, which could resemble what might happen in Osaka in a few weeks… Jo Razor challenged Ali to a steel cage match tonight, but that's not all Mauro." Joey said to Mauro, mentioning Ali taking on Jo inside of the cage.
"Nope, there's a tag team match between the TDW Intercontinental Champion "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris, teaming up with his twin brother Mickey Morris as they team up against #1 contender Mike Smith and his best friend, Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins." Mauro said to Joey, mentioning one of the two tag team matches that are on the card.
"Plus we have "The Gothic Mistress" Crimson Hill getting her revenge on Josee Grenier who returned last week helping Heather Clarkson defeat The Gothic Mistress! But there's more! Isn't there Mauro?" Joey said mentioning Josee's shocking return, and the fact that she will be facing off against rival Crimson.
"Yes there this, also the number one contender for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship, "The Soldier" Brick McArthur will take on Tyler Helms tonight in a Calgary Street Fight! The TDW World Heavyweight Champion, and also, we will be having a preview of TDW vs. NJPW II: WrestlePalooza when TDW's rookie sensation Ryan Bourne takes on former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Masato Tanaka!" Mauro said to Joey.
"But don't forget, we have tonight's main event like we mentioned earlier is going to be the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW and one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam facing off against Jo Razor in a steel cage match!" Joey said mentioning the main event.
"What a mighty fine card we have tonight, but right now we have the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW and her Pit starting things right now!" Mauro said before the crowd began to roar with cheers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before the crowd roared loudly once more before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play Ali came out wearing her leather jacket over a Calgary Flames jersey as well as her kilt and boots causing the crowd to cheer even more.
"Look at this Mauro, she is showing her support to the Calgary Flames!" Joey said to Mauro.
"She sure is and she looks pumped up and ready for her steel cage match against Jo Razor later tonight." Mauro said to Joey.
"Indeed, she is and I see that she's got a mail bag with her." Joey said back to Mauro, mentioning that she has a mailbag with her.
"She's been getting all kinds of fan mail all week!" Mauro said to Joey, mentioning the fan mail she got.
"I heard that some of the letters might be from a few celebrities, but we'll find out in just a bit." Joey said to Mauro, while Ali kept high-fiving and hugging the fans, even signing a quick autograph for a Special Olympian before she entered the ring.
"Ah yeah, how the fuck are you doing tonight Calgary!" Ali greeted the crowd with an F bomb before the crowd roared with cheers before they began to chant her name.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted as it became apparent that the fans love her very much as any member of the famous Hart wrestling family.
"WOOOOO! I tell ya, I tell ya guys... it feels so good to be back in Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Hart territory!" Ali wooed, and said to the crowd to cheered once more before Ali took of her jacket and jersey, revealing a black tank top that reads "Owen Hart, Calgary's Finest" as she wiped small beads of sweat off her forehead with a towel.
"Sorry, I was starting to feel hot, probably shouldn't have worn my jacket over the jersey." Ali said to the crowd.
"All good Ali!" One male fan shouted, before the rest of the crowd cheered in understanding.
"Now, before I go into the fan mail that I have here, as well as my match against Jo and Canadian Stampede, let me tell y'all the things I've been doing in Calgary, okay?" Ali said to the crowd, before they roared with cheers.
"Alrighty, I arrived at Calgary very early Sunday morning, that Sunday I went to the Calgary Zoo where I not only saw some really cool animals, I also met some young fans who were cool, gave them autographs and tickets to tonight's show, after that, I stopped by the legendary Hart House which had the famous wrestling school the Hart Family Dungeon." Ali then went onto explain what she did on Sunday to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Which, by the way, it's been 12 years since the last time I was there." Ali said to the crowd who roared in amazement.
"Mamma Mia! I didn't know that at all, about Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam." Mauro said to Joey.
"Neither did I!" Joey said to Mauro, as the two were pretty surprised.
"Yeah, it was two months after my emergency appendectomy and I had just finished second grade in May of 2007, it was a reward for passing the second grade." Ali said to the crowd who cheered, before she continued to speak.
"Well, that and a copy of Pokémon FireRed and a portable DVD player of my own… so that meant I could watch my movies on long trips." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Before I get to my week here, let me tell you how that trip to Calgary went… if that's cool with you guys?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered, as they didn't mind.
"That was a very fun trip back in '07… and it taught me all I wanted to know about the Hart family." Ali said to the fans who cheered, about her brief but good story.
"Now that I got that story out of the way, let's get back to my week, okay?" Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more before she went back to her story about what she's been up to this week.
"Okay, then… what was it that I did on Monday?" Ali said before she asked herself then she remembered, and resumed speaking about what she did during the week.
"On Monday, I watched highlights of my opponent Jo Razor who I'm supposed to be battling later tonight in a steel cage match… on Tuesday, I visited a couple of orphanages in Calgary and did a bit of music shopping in between… now for Wednesday, I... what was it that I did on Wednesday?" Ali explained what she did on Monday and Tuesday, but then asked herself what she did on Wednesday before she then remembered.
"I visited the National Music Centre, which was impressive for a music lover like me… hell, the tour guide was impressed by the fact I would play the song Midnite Dynamite during my workouts along with other songs in my workout playlist." Ali mentioned what she did on Wednesday, while mentioning what music she used during her workouts, causing the crowd to cheered.
"Wow, not only does Ali have a relaxing music playlist, but she also has a workout playlist too." Joey said to Mauro.
"Impressive!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Also on Wednesday, I worked out, and before I continue… I want to know if there are any Stampeders fans in the house?" Ali mentioned what else she did before she asked if they were any Calgary Stampeders fans in the crowd before they roared loudly.
"Winner of the 106th Grey Cup!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Which is the Canadian Football League's highest honor!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Stampeders! Stampeders!" The crowd chanted loudly, causing Ali to chuckle.
"Haha, A lot of 'em huh?" Ali asked the crowd who roared back with cheers.
"Awesome! Before I resume, I want to offer my sincerest congratulations on winning the Grey Cup last November." Ali said to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Showing her support for the Stampeders, I see." Joey said to Mauro.
"Yep." Mauro said to Joey.
"Okay, cool... now, what did I do yesterday and earlier today… yesterday, I visited the Calgary Tower, and today I did an interview for a local wrestling magazine and after that I visited Prince's Island Park, and it was fun, but fans… I got to get this off of my chest." Ali said to the crowd describing what she did on Thursday and on Friday, before she then pulled out her 'brief Pillman mode bit, full Pillman mode later' sign.
"My ex-aunt Suzie Townshend is goddamn lucky not to be in Canada anymore, the RCMP took her fucking ass out of Canada after she interfered in my Musical Street Fight against Vince Russo, and sent her back to a crappy neighborhood in San Antonio, Texas where her arrogant and evil ass is under house arrest for 15 years, with the exception of our last woman standing match at WarGames, where I'll maul you, massacre you, and fuck you up so bad that it'll make Stephen King's Carrie look like a goddamn tea party thrown by the Queen of England!" Ali said to the crowd before they cheered and laughed.
"Typical Ali, making jokes and giving an update on her evil Aunt Suzie, being under house arrest in Texas, so we won't see her for a while." Joey said to Mauro.
"Thank God." Mauro said to Joey.
"Agreed." Joey said back.
"Now that I got the week out of the way, who here wants to hear me read some fan mail?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered while she got out a steel chair and sat down.
"Let's see some of that fan mail!" Ali said to the fans who cheered.
"For the first time in her career, the Rowdy Gal's gonna answer some mail sent to her from the fans." Joey said to Mauro.
"Yea, let's see that fan mail." Mauro said before Ali opens the first letter before she got out her reading glasses.
"Okay, this first letter says, 'Dear Ali, there's this rumor going around my workplace that you sleep in a hyperbaric chamber to prepare for matches, silly rumor, I know… anyway, do you really sleep in one? I'd honestly love to know, from Saorise Brownstone." Ali said as she finished reading the first letter before she began to respond.
"Well, Saorise, I'm not like Michael Jackson, y'know." Ali said causing the crowd to laugh.
"So... Saorise, what the fuck did your folks do when they did the wild mambo in bed to conceive you, what in the actual blue fuck did your folks do?! Smoke some majorly bad weed? And if so... and they probably did, they were high as kites in the afterglow when one of your parents came up with the name." Ali said in response, making fun of her parents for coming up with the name, making the crowd laugh even harder.
"Hahahaha! Oh my God! Ali's really coming down with the savage jokes! Ain't she Mauro?" Joey laughed his ass off, and asked Mauro.
"Hahaha! Yeah she is!" Mauro answered Joey before Ali got out a second letter… and decided to answer the question.
"But since you're very sincere about the question, I'm gonna answer this one as nicely as I can, Saorise... while I don't use one to prepare for matches, I have recovered in one after I was rushed to the hospital in Montreal as shown in the hospital footage last week, I had to spend the night at the hospital, in case you're wondering." Ali answered Saorise causing the crowd to cheer before Ali opened the second letter.
"Okay, what's the next letter?" Ali asked before she opened the letter.
"This one's from Caiseal Nolan and he writes, 'how did it feel celebrating your 7th birthday at the 2005 Survivor Series?'" Ali said and read the second letter causing the crowd to cheer.
"Well, Caiseal, it was really awesome, the wrestlers threw me a birthday party, we had a lot of fun... not only that, but Rey Mysterio told me that Eddie Guerrero planned to give me a birthday present at the event… but, you know after Eddie died two weeks before Survivor Series, Rey decided to give me the present instead, it was a silver locket-type pendant and in it was a picture of me and Eddie... I was in happy tears, knowing that Eddie was with me in spirit." Ali said before the crowd cheered like crazy.
"Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!" The crowd chanted.
"I miss him too guys, but settle down." Ali said to the crowd who calmed down, before she got out another letter and opens it.
"Letter number three is from Tamara Hawkes and she writes, 'you mentioned in the backstage segment in Montreal that you have two collectable guitars in your mansion in Los Angeles; do you have other collectables in said mansion'?" Ali said and read the letter which asked about her collection.
"Well Tamara, yes I do… for cars, I have a 1977 Mustang Cobra II which was once owned by the late Farrah Fawcett of Charlie's Angels fame, as well as the original Batmobile from the 1966 Batman TV series." Ali answered causing the crowd to cheer.
"And for any one you pinball wizards out there, I happen to own a KISS Pinball Machine from 1979." Ali said to the crowd who cheered even more.
"I can't forget about concerts, folks." Ali said before she pulled out a pair of black-tinted Lennon sunglasses with a single gold-colored '$' on each lens from her kilt pocket.
"First, this is one of two pairs of the 'Girl Money' shades that were given to me by Steve Whiteman of Kix as an early birthday present to me from when I saw them on November 21st, 2014." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"And second, I have a Rickenbacker Bass given to me on July 10th, 2012 at the Mayhem Festival in Dallas, Texas; a week after I recovered from a three-month bout of pneumonia… and guess who was the one who signed and gifted me that particular bass? It was none other... than Lemmy." Ali said to the crowd who roared with cheers as Joey and Mauro were surprised again.
"Talking about Lenny Kilmister the founder of Motörhead." Joey said to Mauro.
"She's lucky to have met him." Mauro said to Joey.
"Alright, what's the next letter- oh?" Ali said before she pulled out a red envelope.
"Must be special." Ali said before she opened it and began to read it.
"Dear Alisabeth, I know you may not have heard of me despite you mentioning me in Montreal, but I have one question for you, how did the nickname 'Rock and Roll Queen of TDW' come about? I'd like to know… yours truly-'" Ali said before she had a look of shocked surprise at the signature at the end of the letter.
"Rudy Sarzo?!" Ali shouted and asked the crowd roared as Joey and Mauro were shocked and surprised once more.
"Oh my God!" Joey shouted.
"Mamma Mia!" Mauro shouted as well.
"Rudy Sarzo, formerly of Quiet Riot and Blue Oyster Cult, has sent the Rowdy Gal a personalized letter here tonight!" Joey said before the crowd began to chant.
"Holy shit! Holy shit!" The crowd chanted.
"You- y'all read my goddamn mind! This is awesome! Well, Rudy; ask and you shall receive… well, it's because I have a vast knowledge of Rock and Roll music, I have more knowledge of it than anyone in all of Total Drama Wrestling." Ali answered the letter, causing the crowd to cheer before she began to explain more.
"That and the nickname came from a tweet I read in Newark, that week after Marley and I won the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship in Baltimore." Ali explained more, causing the crowd to cheer.
"W-well... thanks for the letter, Rudy... hope we meet soon." Ali said before she digs through her mailbag.
"Alright, fifth and final letter, here we go." Ali said before she pulled out a fifth envelope and opened it.
"Now, this letter... says 'Dear Ali, what are your inspirations for what you are in this industry, in terms of ring work and mic work? From Eduardo Alvarez.'" Ali said before she read the letter.
"Well, since you asked Eduardo, I can say that my wrestling inspirations are Ultimate Warrior, Owen Hart, his brother Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "Macho Man" Randy Savage ooh yeah!, "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith, "The Eighth Wonder of The World" Andre the Giant, "The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich, The Junkyard Dog, The man they call Sting, my godfather "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Chris Jericho, Jerry "The King" Lawler and countless others." Ali answered Eduardo about her wrestling inspirations… before she continued to answer.
"And as for my mic work? There are inspirations for that outside this industry too… my mic work is inspired by none other than the late Brian Pillman- which by the way is where the term 'Pillman Mode' came from, another inspiration is the lead singer of Kix, Steve Whiteman and a comedian, namely the late great Sam Kinison." Ali said answering Eduardo's other part of the letter, before the crowd cheered again.
"That's a lot of inspirations, Joey." Mauro said to Joey.
"Sure is… if she were in ECW, there would've been a cause for a women's championship, I'm just saying Mauro, she's that damn good." Joey said to Mauro.
"Alright, now that I got the fan letters and Rudy's letter out of the way, it's time to shift focus to my cage match main event opponent tonight... and that would be... Jo Razor." Ali said before she then shifted her focus to her match, causing the crowd to cheer before Ali got out her 'Pillman Mode incoming' picket sign.
"Y'all know the drill here, folks." Ali said to the crowd, who cheered while the younger fans ears were covered before her "Pillman Mode" began.
"First off Jo, you have no motherfucking idea what you're in for when you're in a match with me! Especially in a steel cage match!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer.
"Secondly, I'm very fucking glad you challenged me to a steel cage match, because this isn't my first rodeo in that structure, I am more than goddamn happy to accept that challenge, Jo or should I say... Joanne." Ali said causing the crowd to cheer.
"And thirdly... you are gonna suffer and I'll massacre you all over the cage tonight, before I make you my bitch and tap out in the sharpshooter." Ali said before the crowd roared some more.
"And on top of that, hope your boy toy Brick has an ambulance waiting for you, because…" Ali said before she removed her kilt revealing her jeans.
"Your sorry fucking ass is gonna have more bruises than the subscribers on my YouTube channel and my Let's Play channel on Twitch!" Ali said causing the crowd to roar with cheers.
"Now, there's one more thing I need to address before I get to my guest... some final warnings for my opponent at Canadian Stampede... the TDW Women's Champion... Dawn Menzel." Ali said to the crowd, addressing her upcoming championship match against Dawn Menzel.
"Oooh!" The crowd said.
"This Sunday, Ali faces Dawn in a rematch which will be a 60-minute ironwoman match for the TDW Women's championship at Canadian Stampede." Joey said to Mauro.
"Dawn, Dawn, Dawn... you have no fucking idea who you're gonna deal with this Sunday… in just two days' time- oh, yea; I've been counting the days- in just two days' time... you will be in for 60 minutes, that is right, 60 minutes of wild action inside of the squared circle, where we will settle once and for all! Who is the absolute best female wrestler in all of Total Drama Wrestling!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered once again.
"Now... finally... it's time to bring out my guest." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's my honor to welcome back home to Calgary, former WWE Divas Champion, former Smackdown Women's Champion, and the woman I wrestled at the WWE Performance Center when I was only a teenager, give it up for the daughter of The Anvil… Natalya Neidhart!" Ali said before the crowd cheered as "New Foundation" by Jim Johnston began to play, before Natalya Neidhart came out to loud cheers.
"There she is, Mauro! Calgary's own, Natalya is back home!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Joey Styles, this is a homecoming for Natalya Neidhart." Mauro said to Joey, before Natalya then entered the ring, before she and Ali hugged.
"Well, it's been a while since we last saw each other." Ali said to Natalya.
"Yea, it was your 20th birthday at WarGames last November when you defeated Brock Lesnar and retired him from TDW." Natalya said to Ali, reminding her of who she defeated that night."
"In front more than 120,000… that's still the largest crowd ever to watch wrestling in the United States." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"And upon hearing that your 21st birthday is also at WarGames, this time in San Antonio..." Natalya said to Ali, the crowd cheered once more.
"Yep, at the Alamodome." Ali said back to Natalya.
"Speaking of which, good luck in your last woman standing match against your ex-aunt at WarGames." Natalya said to Ali.
"Thanks, now, here's the pattern; you ask me questions, I ask you questions of my own and then the fans get to ask us questions of their own… is that cool?" Ali said before she asked Natalya if she was cool with it.
"She's gonna do it again Joey." Mauro said to Joey.
"Oh, this is gonna be good!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Sounds wonderful Ali!" Natalya answered Ali, before the crowd cheered.
"Damn straight, Natalya… okay, here's my first question to you… being the daughter of Jim 'the Anvil' Neidhart, what was your early life like?" Ali said before she asked Natalya.
"Dad was… he was special, and I'm gonna miss him, I know it's been months since he passed away." Natalya said before she started to tear up a bit.
"It's okay, Natalya… I miss him, too." Ali said to Natalya, relating her grief.
"Yeah, about my early life... my dad was married to my mom Elizabeth Hart who was the daughter of my grandad Stu Hart, god rest his soul." Natalya answered Ali.
"Cool, so... you got a question for me?" Ali asked Natalya.
"Of course, and on the topic of my dad, when was the first time you met him?" Natalya asked Ali.
"Hmm... it was that very same trip to Calgary that I went on when I was younger." Ali answered Natalya.
"That's right, it was that very trip is where you and my dad first met." Natalya said to Ali, causing the crowd to cheer with surprise.
"That's right… besides I was pretty young, so I was pretty intimidated by his size." Ali said to Natalya, telling her, her first impression of The Anvil.
"I understand why, you're only human." Natalya said to Ali.
"Touché, how's Bret after that jackass attacked him a few weeks ago during the hall of fame ceremony?" Ali asked Natalya.
"He's doing okay, he's resting at home." Natalya answered Ali.
"Wonderful, alrighty… now let's see what the fans wanna ask you." Ali said before she left the ring, and started to find fans, as she found one.
"Aha! I found one lucky fan." Ali said before she revealed the fan to be a 16-year-old teenage boy named Tanner Gladstone.
"Hey you, young man… come on down." Ali said to Tanner who was then escorted into the ring with help of TDW security.
"What's your name kid?" Natalya asked him.
"My name is Tanner Gladstone, I'm a student at Nelson Mandela High School, I'm 16 years old, and in the five years of Total Drama Wrestling existence, I've never ever missed a TDW episode, and I've never missed a TDW Pay-Per-View ever! Not one!" Tanner answered Natalya, before telling her, Ali, and the whole crowd that he's never missed a single TDW event, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Oh? So you're a die-hard TDW fan." Ali asked and then said to Tanner.
"Yeah, I'm a die-hard fan of Total Drama Wrestling." Tanner answered Ali.
"Good for you Tanner! I'm really happy to know that." Ali said to Tanner.
"Thanks!" Tanner said to Ali, thanking her.
"Alrighty, Tanner; do you have a question for our guest?" Ali asked Tanner.
"Okay, Natalya; how did you get your start in this industry?" Tanner asked Natalya.
"Well, Tanner; in late 2000, I got my start as a host of MatRats, a youth based wrestling promotion run by someone who's had his ass kicked by Ali a few times in the past… Eric Bischoff." Natalya explained to Tanner, causing the crowd to boo because of Ali's disdain for Eric Bischoff, then Natalya got out a letter.
"And speaking of Eric Bischoff, he sent you a letter despite the restraining order still being in effect." Natalya said to Ali.
"Alright fine, I'll read the goddamn letter, let me see what that jackass mongrel wrote to me." Ali said to Natalya with disdain in her voice, before she opened the letter.
"Hahaha! I've actually gotten into trouble because of your colorful language, I just think that's kinda funny." Tanner laughed and said to Ali, telling her that he got in trouble because of her potty-mouth sailor like language.
"Sorry about that, young man." Ali apologized to Tanner.
"All good." Tanner said before Ali began to read Eric Bischoff's letter.
"Dear Ali Moonbeam, I'm writing this letter because I want to apologize for my past actions, particularly those that affected your godfather, Shawn Michaels… I'm ashamed to admit that I played a significant role in screwing him out of the World Heavyweight Championship in 2003, However, I want to explain that my actions were part of a storyline, a character I played for the sake of entertainment… as the General Manager of WWE's Monday Night Raw, and later the Executive Producer of TNA's Impact Wrestling, my role was to create conflict, drama, and tension to engage our audience, but I understand that the line between reality and fiction can become blurred, and my actions caused real pain and hurt to Shawn and those close to him. For that, I'm truly sorry… Ali, I want to assure you that my actions were never personal, I was simply playing a character, doing my job to the best of my abilities, but I realize now that my actions had real-world consequences, and for that, I'm genuinely remorseful for the way I treated you as well, I want to extend an olive branch, Ali... I want to put the past behind us and move forward, I hope that you and Shawn can find it in your hearts to forgive me and that we can end this feud once and for all, I'm committed to making amends and starting anew, I hope you'll join me on this path towards healing and reconciliation… Sincerely, Eric Bischoff." Ali said, reading Eric's letter, as she was left surprised a bit, causing the crowd to applaud his decision to apologize.
"Well... this is a first and..." Ali sighed before she continued her response to Eric Bischoff's genuine letter wanting to let bygones be bygones.
"As much as I fucking hated Eric Bischoff, whenever he was the GM of Monday Night Raw, when he stole the New World Order concept from New Japan, when he gave the results away on Nitro, even when he was a part of Immortal in TNA with Hulk Hogan, he was always a major fucking asshole, I'll always hate that side of Eric Bischoff until the day I die… but at the same time… he's a human being, I mean I've forgiven people that have treated me poorly like five years ago, I forgave Randy Orton for the way he treated me, I have even forgiven Vickie Guerrero for being an abusive GM of Raw and Smackdown, because even though she was that way on TV, she was never that way with me or my family, she's always treated me with kindness, respect, and love." Ali said before she sighed, and began to speak again.
"I have decided to forgive you Eric Bischoff, but please don't give me any fucking flack if I'm not all motherfucking goddamn smiley at first." Ali said, deciding to forgive Eric Bischoff before letting him know that she's not gonna be all happy at first, being savage as usual, causing the crowd to laugh because of her language and cheer because she's forgiven him.
"Whoa! Even in forgiveness, she's still rowdy." Mauro said to Joey.
"That's right Mauro." Joey said to Mauro.
"Thanks for the letter, Nattie." Ali thanked Natalya for the letter before she focused on the fan.
"And Tanner, thanks for not only the question; but thank you for being a loyal fan of TDW, I apologize for cursing there, I was just surprised and shocked." Ali said to Tanner, explaining herself, apologizing and even thanking him for his loyalty.
"All good Ali." Tanner said to Ali.
"You may return to your seat." Ali said to Tanner.
"No prob." Tanner said before he returned to his seat.
"Alright, here's my second question, Natalya; when you first signed up for the WWE, did it feel like you were following in your father's footsteps?" Ali asked Natalya.
"Butterflies, I had a lot of butterflies in my stomach, I was nervous even though I grew up around it… I was very nervous." Natalya answered Ali.
"Okay, more on that later." Ali said to Natalya.
"Okay, here's my question for you; I know you said your mic skills were inspired by that of Brian Pillman, Steve Whiteman of Kix and comedian Sam Kinison, but are there any more inspirations for your mic work?" Natalya asked Ali.
"Ah, there are a few I failed to mention; the late George Carlin being one of them and he was a comedian too… and on that topic, looking forward to smashing Jo in the steel cage and I don't mean like Gallagher smashing watermelons, if you catch my drift." Ali answered Natalya, and made a comedy analogy causing the crowd to laugh at said analogy.
"Good thing there's not a Sledge-O-Matic in sight." Joey said to Mauro.
"Amen to that." Mauro said to Joey.
"And a few internet celebs as well." Ali said to Natalya, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Alrighty, who's next to ask Natalya here- aha, I've found another fan." Ali said before she walked towards a woman in her early '30s.
"What's your name ma'am?" Ali asked the woman.
"My name is Maria Gomez." The woman answered Ali, telling her name.
"Okay, Maria; got something to ask our guest?" Ali asked Maria.
"Yes; Natalya, when you made your main WWE roster debut in 2008 and formed an alliance with Victoria, did that plant the seeds for the career you have going now?" Maria answered Ali, before asking Natalya.
"Maria, honestly it was a good alliance, because I learned a lot from Victoria." Natalya answered Maria.
"Impressive." Maria said to Natalya.
"Okay, Maria; thanks for the question." Ali said to Maria.
"No prob." Maria said before she returned to her seat, while Ali returned to the ring.
"Okay Nattie, question number three; your time with the Hart Dynasty stable, what was it like?" Ali asked Natalya.
"It felt like I was reliving the good old days of the Hart Foundation when my dad was wrestling with Bret." Natalya answered Ali.
"That's really cool, and speaking of Bret, and I know I'm giving it away two days early, but this Sunday at Canadian Stampede, Bret "The Hitman" Hart will be my guest on the Pit in Edmonton." Ali said to Natalya before announcing that Bret Hart will be her guest for the Ali's Pit at Canadian Stampede causing the crowd to cheer.
"That's pretty huge Ali." Natalya said to Ali.
"Thanks." Ali said to Natalya.
"Okay, my next question for you is that you mentioned that you didn't attend WrestleMania 23 due to an emergency appendectomy you underwent the week prior… how did that feel and what was it like during your two-week hospital stay at that time?" Natalya asked Ali.
"It felt like I was missing out on something great, but looking back… the other billionaire that faced off against Mr. McMahon is the US President Donald Trump who-" Ali said before she was interrupted by the crowd booing because of his name being mentioned.
"It sounds like this crowd really hates President Trump." Joey said to Mauro.
"Yep, they do." Mauro said to Joey.
"I'm with you guys, I'm with you… trust me… that is why I wanted to say that Donald Trump is a mean, no good, arrogant, perverted, senile, geriatric fuckhead who is not only a selfish motherfucker, who is also a self-serving man who doesn't even give a rats ass about America, or the world for that matter! One last thing, he absolutely sucks as US President, as a human being, and the only thing he's good at is being Vladimir Putin's bitch!" Ali said to the crowd, before speaking her mind about him, causing the crowd to cheer, and laugh while Natalya laughed as well.
"Yea, this is coming from an asthmatic, autistic, bisexual card-carrying Democrat, and believe me, I would be a better President than the Great Orange Satan at Large!" Ali said to the crowd, saying that she could be a better president than him, as she even made fun of his "orange" skin, causing the crowd to laugh and roar with loud cheers happily.
"Very empowering… anyway, you were saying?" Natalya said before she asked Ali.
"Right, it stunk because I didn't get to hang with Marley in Detroit, it sucks because I also missed out on meeting Miguel Cabrera and the Detroit Tigers." Ali said to Natalya describing her disappointment in missing out.
"That must've sucked Ali." Natalya said to Ali.
"Well it did, even though I'm an Astros fan, I do have a soft spot for the Detroit Tigers, I even got a stuffed animal tiger after I got out of the hospital… but don't worry; I actually did hang out with Marley and met the Detroit Tigers at the 2009 Royal Rumble, so that event made up for what I missed out on." Ali said before the crowd cheered, as she rolled out of the ring again.
"Okay, who's the next person to submit a question? Anyone- aha!" Ali said before she walked to a college-aged woman.
"Tell me your name please?" Ali asked the female fan.
"Esmeralda Gonzalez." The female fan answered Ali.
"Okay, Esmeralda; got anything to ask Natalya or me?" Ali asked her.
"I want to ask Ali a question." Esmeralda chose Ali.
"Okay, what do you want to ask me?" Ali asked Esmeralda.
"Seeing as you are the Rock and Roll Queen of TDW, have you been to any concerts in your life?" Esmeralda asked Ali.
"I've been to plenty of concerts in my life… I've seen Kix four times- that being from 2014 in Houston to 2018 at the M3 Rock Festival in Columbia, Maryland with my college pals, I've seen the Eagles five times and... who else did I see in concert?" Ali answered Esmeralda before she started to attempt to list them all out, but Natalya stopped her.
"Ali, it's all good you don't need to list them all… you've listed enough." Natalya said to Ali, telling her stop.
"You're right, my point is Esmeralda… I've seen a lot of different artists, all of the concerts have been really fun… in fact, not only will my memoir have a photo gallery of the moments in my life, but there will be photos of my concert trips and a list of the artists I've seen live." Ali said to Esmeralda, explaining to her that she's been to plenty of concerts, causing the crowd to cheer.
"She's only been in the business as a wrestler for a short while, and she's still working on her memoir! It must contain a lot of stuff." Joey said to Mauro.
"Well yeah, it must be a lot of concerts for her." Mauro said to Joey.
"I'm impressed!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Thanks for the question, Esmeralda." Ali thanked Esmeralda.
"No prob." Esmeralda said before Ali returned to the ring.
"So, Nattie; here's my next question… how did it feel winning the Divas Championship for the first and only time?" Ali asked Natalya.
"It was Survivor Series 2010, and it felt great, like when Bret won the IC title from Mr. Perfect back in Summerslam '91." Natalya answered Ali.
"Yeah, it was a great night." Ali said to Natalya.
"Now here's my question for you; I remember your backstage rider handbook being mentioned in Montreal and your medications being read out, is there any other medications you take that weren't mentioned, not counting the supplemental oxygen, blood transfusions, nebulizer treatments, two inhalers, iron pills, et cetera?" Natalya asked Ali.
"Yeah I did mention all of that, but I don't wanna bore my fans with a bunch of medical shit." Ali answered Natalya, but explained that she didn't wanna talk about her medical stuff.
"Okay, that's fine Ali." Natalya said to Ali.
"I want to also correct you, it was actually Timothy B. Schmit that mentioned it in Montreal… I'm sorry, I'm still reeling from the street fight two weeks ago." Ali said to Natalya also, before the crowd cheered as she walked to another part of the crowd.
"Okay, who's next to ask Natalya? Anyone, anyone- ah!" Ali said and asked before she walked over to a man in his early '50s.
"What's your name, please?" Ali asked the gentleman.
"Lester." The man answered.
"Okay, Lester; got something to ask Natalya?" Ali asked Lester.
"Yeah, when the Smackdown Women's Championship was introduced in 2016 and you won it the following year at SummerSlam, what was that like?" Lester asked Ali.
"Well, when I won the Smackdown Women's Championship, it felt good, it was a good match." Natalya answered Lester.
"Cool." Lester said to Natalya.
"Impressive question; thanks Lester." Ali said to Lester.
"No problem." Lester said to Ali.
"Okay, Nattie... I have two more questions for you." Ali said to Natalya.
"Same here for you." Natalya said to Ali.
"Okay, my first of the two questions is this; what does the future hold for you?" Ali asked Natalya.
"Well, all I can say about the future is… maybe someday Mr. McMahon retires from the WWE, so it can be under better management maybe with Hunter in charge." Natalya answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Okay Ali, that's a good answer." Ali said to Natalya.
"And my first of two questions is this; how did you know everyone in the WWE and other promotions?" Natalya asked Ali.
"My dad, he's an amazing wrestling journalist even though he worked for the WWE, he took me to other promotions that had events in Texas like TNA, WCW, I even went to some Ring of Honor shows as well." Ali answered Natalya.
"Cool." Natalya said before Ali then walked to another part of the crowd.
"Alrighty, then; who's the last to ask our guest something?" Ali asked the crowd before she spotted a lady in her early '30s.
"Aha! Name, please?" Ali said before she then went to the fan and asked for her name.
"Dolores Spears." The female said, mentioning her name.
"Okay, Dolores; anything you wanna ask Natalya?" Ali asked Dolores.
"Who is your favorite person to work with during your career, Natalya?" Dolores asked Natalya.
"It's easy, Beth Phoenix." Natalya answered Dolores, as the crowd cheered.
"Simple, yet impressive! Thanks for the question, Dolores." Ali said to Dolores.
"No prob." Dolores said before Ali returned to the ring.
"Okay, Natalya, my final question for you; do you think I have a winning chance tonight in the steel cage?" Ali asked Natalya.
"Ali, I've seen countless footage of cage matches over the years, and I've wrestled in one, you've been in the cage also, but you've also come out on top, so yes I believe you have a chance to beat out a tough Jo Razor inside of that steel cage tonight." Natalya answered Ali.
"Cool." Ali said to Natalya.
"Thanks, here's my final question; do you think you have what it takes to beat Dawn at Canadian Stampede?" Natalya said and asked Ali.
"Natalya, we've known each other since I was a little girl, I even wrestled you in high school, I kicked your fucking ass at the WWE Performance Center, so there's no doubt about the fact that I have what it takes to wrestle Dawn for 60 minutes in an iron woman match, I've studied her, so I'm ready for next Sunday night when I reclaim the TDW Women's Championship!" Ali answered Natalya, causing the crowd to cheer loudly.
"Looks like she's ready, Mauro." Joey said to Mauro.
"Indeed, she is." Mauro said to Joey.
"Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Natalya, thanks so much for being my guest tonight." Ali said, thanking Natalya for being her guest.
"No worries Alisabeth." Natalya said before she and Ali hugged again before she left the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Natalya Neidhart!" Ali said acknowledging her guest, with the crowd cheering.
"And here are my parting words from me to Dawn; this Sunday, you and me will give it all we fucking got and I'll go through Hell and back and do what it takes to once again become the TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said while the crowd roared, before she did her signature mic drop and gathered her jacket, jersey and kilt as her music played as she left the ring.
"Mamma Mia! She is ready to regain back the TDW Women's Championship, isn't she Joey?" Mauro said to Joey.
"She sure is, when we comeback we will see former ECW World Champion Masato Tanaka take on Ryan Bourne in our opening contest, so don't go anywhere wrestling fans, we'll be right back!" Joey said before the camera faded to black.
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