Ch 12
Barry and 2013 Barry then went to 2013 Barry's apartment, then Barry used 2013 Barry's computer to search for the other Justice League members.
"Okay, let's see. Victor Stone, Gotham City University."
Then Barry discovered that Victor was still just a college kid.
"Shit, he's not Cyborg yet. Wonder Woman."
But then that only led him to a regular old illusions show in Las Vegas.
"Illusions, juggling, and zebras? No, that is not Diana. Okay, Aquaman."
"Aquaman?" Gary asked.
"He's a half Atlantean half human with superhuman strength who can control marine life with his mind." Barry explained.
"So, like a super mermaid?" Gary asked, confused.
"No!" Barry said, frustrated.
"We'll just try Arthur Curry, Maine, lighthouse."
Then Barry found a promising name.
"Okay, here's his dad, Thomas Curry."
Then Barry tried using 2013 Barry's phone to call Tom.
"Hello, Thomas Curry?" Barry asked hopefully.
"Yes?" Thomas asked.
"Could I speak to Arthur? Is Arthur around?"
Please say yes, please say yes.
"You wanna speak to my dog?" Tom asked.
Huh?!
"What, no, is this Thomas Curry and you work at a lighthouse?"
Maybe this was the wrong Tom.
"Yes." Tom replied.
Phew, okay, maybe if he couldn't get Aquaman he could get Atlanna.
"Okay, and your wife is the queen of Atlantis?" Barry tried his last card.
"Uh, no." Tom replied, now very confused.
"Okay, but maybe, like, a fishlike woman washed into your life?"
"Very funny, asshole." Tom said sarcastically, then he hung up.
Then Barry had come to a horrible realization.
None of the Justice League members were born yet.
"I-I completely destroyed history." Barry realized.
"Like Eric Stoltz." Gary said.
Okay, what?
"Okay, why do you keep saying Eric Stoltz?" Barry asked, genuinely confused.
"Eric Stoltz is Marty McFly." Gary explained as if that somehow cleared everything up.
"Oh, we talkin' BTTF?" Albert asked.
"No, I've seen all of them and Eric Stoltz is not Marty McFly!" Barry tried but the others were still confused for some reason. "The point is that in Back to the Future, Marty McFly is played very famously by Michael J Fox!"
"The Guy from Footloose?" Gary asked.
What, no!
"No...that's the wrong movie." Barry said.
He really didn't know why everyone was getting movie actors mixed up all of a sudden.
"And by the way, that's Kevin Bacon."
"What, the guy from Top Gun with the gay guys and planes?" Gary asked.
"Yeah, Great Balls of Fire!" Albert sang.
Then Barry realized something bad had happened again and this time it was like, really bad.
"I completely broke the universe! Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz! I created a world with no metahumans and no there's no one to defend us from Zod."
Now Albert's music was getting louder and Barry just could not think straight at this point.
"Albert!" Barry yelled.
Then Albert finally shut off the annoying music.
"There's no Cyborg, there's no Aquaman, there's no Wonder Woman, there's no Superman. There's no Batman."
"I'm Batman." Patty said sarcastically and everyone else laughed.
Wait, what?
"What did you just say?" Barry asked.
"I'm Batman." Patty said, this time with a loud burp and everyone laughed again.
"Batman exists?" Barry asked, now greatly relieved.
"Yeah, dude." Gary replied. "No one really knows who he is but yeah, he exists."
Okay, thank you!
That finally gave them one Justice League member to work with.
"Well, uh, my cousin Barry and I have to go to the cousin's dinner." Barry said. "Now. And it was a pleasure to meet you all. And Gary."
Then Barry dragged 2013 Barry out and they were now finally on their way.
Now they just had to get this universe's Batman and just hope that this universe's Batman would be willing to help them save everything.