Ali's Pit in Baltimore
Summary: This is the opening segment of Total Drama Wrestling, as we are on the road now to TDW's annual Spring Break event, Spring Fever! We are at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland… where the TDW Women's Champion has a special surprise! Plus we have a special guest host in baseball Hall of Famer Cal Ripken Jr.
Rated M for Violence and Language!
Co-written by ShokuAli16 and me.
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It is Friday, March 1st 2019, as we go to the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland as "Across the Nation" by Union Underground plays, JR and Mauro are the commentators, as 13,743 roaring and screaming and cheering fans packed the arena.
"We welcome you to anther exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling, we are live at the Royal Farms Arena sold-out here in Baltimore, Maryland! 13,743 fans roaring loud and proud! We're coming off an amazing No Way Out at Las Vegas this past Sunday! I'm Jim Ross, this is Mauro Ranallo, where tonight's main event will be a tag team street fight!" JR said introducing himself and Mauro.
"That's right JR! The new TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, Zoey Brown and Dakota Milton of Team Besties, will be defending their newly won TDW Women's Tag Team Championship against their challengers, The RowdyManiacs, Marley Callaway and the TDW Women's Champion 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam! But that's not all!" Mauro said to JR in agreement while mentioning the main event but there's more.
"Duncan Brooks will take on Lorenzo Hill to see who will challenge Mike Smith for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at Spring Fever… then we have Jay Morris taking on Noah Helton in a number one contender's match to face Tom Williams at Spring Fever for the TDW Intercontinental Championship! Then we will see Shawn Vogelson and Jasmine Baxter facing off against Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather Clarkson in a mixed tag team match! What else is there?" JR said before asking Mauro.
"We also have Eva Hoffman taking on Carrie Smith and Laurie Cabrera in a number one contenders Triple Threat match to face "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam for the TDW Women's Championship at Spring Fever, and we have the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith taking on "The Storm" Lightning Jackson." Mauro answered JR and announced the rest of the card.
"But right now, we have a guest host tonight!" JR said to Mauro.
"That's right we have baseball legend Cal Ripken Jr. as our guest host tonight, let's go to Justin Roberts who'll welcome Cal to TDW." Mauro said before the camera went to the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce tonight's guest host, of Total Drama Wrestling… he is not only a baseball hall of famer, he is also 2-time American League MVP, a member of the 1983 World Series Champion Baltimore Orioles…!" Justin Roberts announced before the crowd cheered loudly.
"He's also a member of the All Century Team and he's a 19-time all-star, ladies and gentlemen he is… "The Iron Man" Cal Ripken Junior!" Justin Roberts finished up his introduction of the baseball legend before the crowd roared before "Centerfield" began to play as Cal Ripken Jr. came out to cheers.
"My god there he is! Baseball's "Iron Man", as he played for 2,632 consecutive games, that is one of the greatest records in sports that'll never be broken." JR said while Cal Ripken Jr. walked down the entrance ramp and entered the ring, before his music stopped.
"Hello Baltimore!" Cal Ripken said to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Iron Man!" The crowd chanted for a few seconds.
"I want to first thank Total Drama Wrestling, for asking me to guest host tonight's episode." Cal said thanking TDW for asking him.
"It's really a huge honor to be back home in front of my friends and family, I remember countless times when the NWA, WCW, and the WWE came to Baltimore for an event, and I had went to one of the events where I met a nine year old Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam, it was Sunday April 27th, 2008… it was Backlash as her godfather Shawn Michaels had called and asked me to come down to Backlash, and I was delighted too, it was a surprise reward because Ali's been doing great with her grades at school, it was a surprise from not only Shawn Michaels but by Eric and Amara Moonbeam, her parents." Cal said telling a brief story about when she met Ali.
"Now, we have an exciting card tonight, but I want to get this show started in a really Rowdy way." Cal said to the crowd who then cheered.
"She's one half of the challengers for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship in tonight's main event, she's a fighting champion undefeated at 32-0, she's the reigning, defending TDW Women's Champion... give a big Baltimore welcome to "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Cal said to the crowd, welcoming her to a loud roar of cheers as "Cold Blood" by Kix played as Ali came out to loud roars from the crowd as she wore a Kix 'Midnite Dynamite' t-shirt, her leather jacket, her kilt and boots, she also had an envelope in one hand and a guitar-shaped package in another.
"Ali is indeed 32-0, after a brutal, but brilliant performance inside the Elimination Chamber, she is still the TDW Women's Champion outlasting LeShawna Jackson, Bridgette Thompson, Josee Grenier, "The Gothic Mistress" Crimson Hill, Sugar West, and "The Psycho Chick" Izzy Van Laningham to retain the TDW Women's Championship at Las Vegas this past Sunday." JR said to Mauro.
"Indeed, she did JR! Now she and Marley have their sights on the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship later tonight!" Mauro said to JR.
"Well look at the shirt she's wearing, Mauro!" JR said to Mauro.
"A Kix shirt with the Midnite Dynamite album cover on it, she loves that band among many others." Mauro said to JR while Ali kept high-fiving and hugging her fans until she slid the guitar-shaped package under the ring ropes and then she entered the ring.
"How are you doing Baltimore?" Ali asked the crowd who roared with loud cheers.
"WOO! It's great to be here tonight, probably one of the most famous Baltimore Orioles in history of baseball, Cal Ripken Junior is the guest host for Total Drama Wrestling tonight!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more before she continued to speak.
"I'm still the TDW Women's Champion, and I'm engaged!" Ali said to the crowd who roared once more.
"She has a heart of a fighting champion, am I right, Mauro?" JR said before asking Mauro.
"You said it JR!" Mauro answered Ali.
"Now before I get to my plans for tonight... I wanna address some stuff here, if that's okay with you?" Ali said before she asked the crowd who cheered their approval.
"Today is March 1st, which reminds me that March Madness starts in a couple of weeks… on March 19th and whoever goes deserves to go like the University of Maryland Terrapins men's basketball team!" Ali said to the crowd causing them to cheer.
"I love March Madness mainly because of that catchy One Shining Moment by Luther Vandross, it's just awesome!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered some more, before the cheering died down.
"Okay… here's the other thing I want to mention, you might be wondering why I had Cold Blood by Kix as my entrance music for tonight." Ali said to the crowd who roared back.
"The reason is being... is because tonight, in my tag team street fight with Marley against the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions Team Besties for the belts, I'm paying tribute to one of my favorite bands of all time." Ali said to the crowd who roared in anticipation.
"Aw, yea, y'all already know who I'm talking about, you can tell by the shirt I'm wearing… I am talking about none other than a band from Hagerstown, Maryland... which is 72 miles west-northwest of Baltimore." Ali said to the crowd who roared in anticipation once more.
"Kix! Kix! Kix! Kix!" the crowd chanted loudly at Ali, who smiled right back at the crowd.
"Is she talking about Kix?" JR asked Mauro.
"She is, JR! Listen to this crowd!" Mauro answered JR.
"Kix! Kix! Kix! Kix! Kix! Kix!" the crowd chanted loudly once more.
"That's right, I'm talking about the iconic Glam Metal band from your home state of Maryland, Kix!" Ali said to the crowd confirming who she was dedicating her match too, causing the crowd to cheer while JR and Mauro were surprised.
"This is quite a surprise!" Mauro said to JR.
"I'm surprised by this dedication from Ali to Kix." JR said to Mauro as well before Ali resumed to speak.
"Speaking of whom, I received this package in the shape of a guitar in the mail last night and a letter that went with it." Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more while Ali grabbed a steel chair from under the ring and sat down on it.
"Do you guys wanna know who sent these gifts?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered.
"It was none other than their frontman, Steve Whiteman!" Ali told the crowd who cheered.
"You don't mind if I read this to you, right?" Ali asked the crowd who roared in approval as Ali opened the envelope.
"Okay." Ali said before she cleared her throat.
"Dear Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam, first of all, I'm so sorry I couldn't be in Baltimore to be the guest host for TDW; the Monsters of Rock Cruise came up and I couldn't be here in front of my Maryland pals, but don't worry; the next time TDW comes back to Baltimore in August for Barely Legal or in October for Halloween Hell, I will be there and be the guest host for either event… who knows, maybe I can be in your corner at ringside in addition to that... secondly, me and my Kix bandmates watched the No Way Out pay-per-view on TV last weekend and we were really blown away by not only your successful title defense in the Elimination Chamber, as well as Jay proposing to you afterwards… in speaking of Jay, we were very appalled by how he lost the TDW Intercontinental Championship, I mean, it's bad enough for Tom's girlfriend, Jen to distract the referee, but to have the your horrible Aunt Suzie interfering as well? You bet we were pissed off when she revealed herself after Tom's victory. I mean, we were shouting and cussing Suzie out, Ronnie and Brian threw their drinks at the TV thankfully the their liquids didn't get anywhere dangerous so the TV still worked after I dried up the alcohol, Mark and Jimmy were furious and threw their trail mix at the TV... however, when the cops took Suzie away after her interference, we were please as we laughed our asses off and cheered when they did so… Ronnie, Brian, Jimmy, Mark and I know that you and Marley can take Team Besties down in the tag team street fight for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, even though I won't be here in Baltimore, I will be with you and Marley in spirit. Thirdly, to compensate for me not being here tonight, the band and myself sent you a bit of a care package plus a little extra, we hope you like what we sent you, and finally, remember when your mother and your sister Emmeline took you to see us when we did a concert in Houston six days before you turned 16 in November 2014? When some dumbass in the crowd tried to ruin your fun night with your sister? Me and the band helped you through that… our roadies took you and Emmeline to the backstage area to help you de-stress yourself and after we did our set, I took it upon myself to comfort you, then after you calmed down, we hung out and had a good time, I still remember you in the Hitman t-shirt you wore to the show and your sensory items your sister showed us. Don't worry, there are some fans that are autistic like you and they're people too. Mark, Jimmy, Ronnie, Brian and I will be watching you and Marley take on Team Besties and we're counting on you to win the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship in the tag team street fight, we wish you the best of luck in said match... best wishes, Steve Whiteman." Ali said reading Steve's letter which detailed what happened when they saw No Way Out, causing the crowd to cheer.
"I've never honestly heard of Kix, they sound like a great band." JR said to Mauro.
"Thanks for the letter, Steve… hope to meet you soon." Ali said to the camera, before she directed her attention to the crowd.
"Now, you're also wondering about the package that's shaped like a guitar, right?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered again.
"Do you think I should open it?" Ali asked the crowd who roared in approval.
"Well, okay fans, I will open up this package." Ali said before the crowd roars as Ali unwraps the package to reveal a guitar case.
"Well, I'll be..." Ali said before she opens the guitar case to reveal an acoustic guitar signed by the band to her surprise and joy and to the roars of the crowd.
"Well, I'll be damned! This is an acoustic guitar, signed by all five members of the band!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Here, come on, I'll show you." Ali said to the cameraman before she pointed at the top right of the guitar.
"The signature here on the top right is Brian 'Damage' Forsythe, the guitarist of the group." Ali said before she pointed at the top left of the guitar.
"This signature on the top left- yea right there- signed by Ronnie '10/10' Younkins, the other guitarist of the group." Ali mentioned the other guitarist before she slightly tilted the guitar left.
"Signature number three, is from their drummer Jimmy 'Chocolate' Chalfant- yea, 'Chocolate' due to the fact that people had a hard time pronouncing his last name." Ali said to the crowd making them laugh, before she then tilted the guitar right.
"The signature in the middle right is from their bassist, Mark Schenker- and let me go off on a tangent here, folks." Ali said before she decided to mention her favorite band for a bit.
"Kix went on hiatus from 1996 to 2003 and when they reunited in 2003, they hired Mark Schenker from one of Steve's other bands Funny Money to replace Donnie Purnell, who was their bassist from 1976 to 1996." Ali said before the crowd roared.
"A woman with such amazing musical knowledge, am I right?" JR said to Mauro.
"Sure is, JR!" Mauro said before Ali then resumed to mention signatures as there was one more.
"And finally... the signature at the bottom... you know who I'm talking about… that's Steve's signature." Ali said to the crowd.
"Was that amazing or what?!" Ali asked the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Damn! Wow! This is one of the nicest gifts that I have ever gotten." Ali said before she put the guitar down in its guitar case safely.
"Now it's time to focus on tonight's match." Ali said to the crowd.
"Let's hear what the TDW Women's Champion has to say, Mauro." JR said to Mauro.
"Tonight, me and my… childhood bestie Marley Callaway challenge Team Besties, in a tag team street fight for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship." Ali said to the crowd who roared with loud cheers.
"We have been waiting for this match ever since I presented the challenge back in San Antonio, Texas... I challenged Team Besties, along with T.A.G., the Suzuki Sisters, the Mahon Twins, the Female Dream Team and... the Popular Bitches." Ali said before she mentioned the detail of her and Marley's challenge, before making fun of the Popular Girls causing the crowd to laugh a bit.
"Zoey Brown, Dakota Milton, you two were brutal and freaking nuts in the chamber this past Sunday, Marley and I will be even more nuts than you two." Ali said praising Zoey and Dakota, causing the crowd to cheer.
"At least I wasn't surrounded by weird ass creatures like that flying goat." Ali said about Zoey being surrounded by radioactive creatures in Total Drama Revenge of The Island causing the crowd to laugh.
"Zoey Brown, you think you're the Commando around these parts?" Ali said to the camera asking Zoey.
"Well, you're dead-ass wrong… because not only will I channel my inner Sandman, but also Terry Funk, Sabu, Cactus Jack aka Mick Foley, Raven, Tommy Dreamer and all the other hardcore ECW legends when Marley and I unleash a motherfucking firestorm upon your asses!" Ali said before the crowd roared and cheered.
"And as for Dakota Milton, the reality TV mega-star wannabe... who's also a wannabe pop star… if she still has the time… she also says that she wants to be a fashion model and a award-winning movie actress… who in the hell do you think you are Dakota?! Are you Barbra Joan Streisand?" Ali said before asking Dakota who she thinks she is before making the crowd laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The crowd laughed their asses off for a minute.
"Okay, that's all I'm gonna say about you because I know you used to be Dakotazoid, by the way… that scared me… but in the match however... Dakota, I'll maul you, if not me, then my best friend who's had my back since Camp Olympia will, by the way that's a real camp!" Ali said to Dakota before directing her attention to not only Dakota but also to Zoey.
"And I hope to God you and Zoey have a blood van ready for the aftermath because this is Baltimore, Maryland, we are in ECW waters you're gonna be treading on because when Marley and I get done with you two, we will be the ones who will reign triumphant and we'll do it in the name of Kix! Y'all with me?!" Ali said to the crowd asking if they are with her, then the crowd roared loudly with happy cheers.
"JR, without a doubt, this crowd is with Ali." Mauro said to JR.
"And for good reason, too!" JR said to Mauro before the crowd began to chant the name of ECW… the acronym for Extreme Championship Wrestling.
"ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!"
"Oh, hell yeah! Now we're talkin'! Keep it coming!" Ali said while the crowd kept chanting until "DNA" by Little Mix began to play, bringing out the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, Zoey Brown and Dakota Milton of Team Besties causing the crowd to cheer.
"Look at who we have here, Mauro!" JR said to Mauro.
"Yep; the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions Team Besties are here interrupting Ali's Pit!" Mauro said while the two walked down the entrance ramp.
"Team Besties are set to defend their newly won titles against the RowdyManiacs in tonight's main event." JR said before Zoey and Dakota entered the ring while Ali looked shocked and surprised.
"Besties! Besties! Besties!" The crowd chanted for a good minute.
"Wow, I never expected you guys to show up on my Pit." Ali said to Zoey and Dakota who was given a microphone.
"Well… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, other then the fact that you have a nice shirt, you and Marley better be ready for the main event later tonight." Dakota said to Ali.
"Thanks for not only complimenting my Kix shirt, and also reminding me about tonight's main event." Ali said to Dakota.
"You're welcome." Dakota said back to Ali who then resumed speaking.
"I got this shirt at one of their shows, in Houston, Texas… on Friday November 21st, 2014; 6 days before I turned 16… Midnite Dynamite." Ali said to Dakota and Zoey telling them where she got the shirt, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Hey, as far as what I'm wearing tonight, it was either this or the Blow My Fuse t-shirt I got in December 2016, I was 18 at the time, so..." Ali said to the two.
"It's okay, we understand." Zoey said to Ali.
"Cool." Ali said back to Zoey before Dakota was next to speak.
"Ali, I'm not a wannabe actress or a wannabe fashion model anymore, I gave that shit up when I was Dakotazoid, even though I'm not a mutant anymore, you wouldn't know a damn thing about being a mutant!" Dakota said to Ali.
"Ohh!" The crowd shouted, before Ali then puts the guitar in its case and moves it out of the ring to protect it from harm.
"Oh yeah?" Ali asked Dakota.
"Yeah!" Dakota answered Ali back before continuing.
"You talk about Midnite Dynamite? Well, we'll show you dynamite when Zoey and I-" Dakota asked and was in the middle of explaining it before Ali decided to cut her off.
"The only dynamite that will erupt later tonight are me and Marley when we take your sorry asses on in the tag team street fight! At least you didn't choose an article of clothing via coin toss like I did!" Ali said to Dakota while the crowd laughed, then Dakota was about to charge at Ali, but Zoey stopped her.
"Dakota's not happy with what Ali just said!" Mauro said to JR.
"You said it, Mauro!" JR said back in agreement.
"Dakota, please... let me handle this." Zoey said to Dakota.
"Ali, you're lucky Dakota didn't beat the hell out of you." Zoey said to Ali.
"Why is that Zoey?" Ali asked Zoey.
"Well, I'll tell you… it's because even though you and your bestie Marley are challenging us tonight, it also doesn't mean that I won't go easy on you! Also, I don't give a flying fuck if it's okay with you! With Marley! Or anyone else for that matter!" Zoey said to Ali, while the crowd cheered.
"That's quite okay with me, because me and Marley won't go easy on you either." Ali said to Zoey before the crowd cheered once more this time in surprise… then Ali resumed speaking.
"Marley and I will do whatever it takes to take the gold off of you and your little friend here… there are many ways to beat your asses to do so; kendo sticks? Hell yeah, Light tubes? Yes sirree… barbed wire bats? Why the fuck not? Glass shards, steel chairs, thumbtacks; the whole motherfucking list goes on and on and on and on... plus I have plenty in my arsenal and, by the grace of God, I'm not afraid to use them." Ali said while she listed all of the weapons that she could be using, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Zoey, Dakota, just like in the title track to the Midnite Dynamite album, mine and Marley's sparks will ignite because she and I are Midnite Dynamite!" Ali said to the two causing the crowd to cheer once more.
"Do you hear that response from the crowd, Mauro?!" JR asked Mauro before Zoey responded.
"Well, ironically Dawn and I wrestled a Bundles of Joy Deathmatch in the semifinals of the Grindhouse tournament that TDW had back in 2018, before you debuted." Zoey said to Ali, mentioning the Grindhouse tournament that Dawn won.
"Oh, did you?" Ali asked Zoey who nodded.
"It was the bloodiest and most brutal match I ever competed in, you entitled bitch!" Zoey answered back before insulting Ali, causing the crowd to react shocked.
"OHHHHHHH!" The crowd shouted while Ali looked really surprised by what Zoey called her.
"Whoa! Zoey with a brutal response to Ali.
"First of all, good for you." Ali said to Zoey calmly before she began to ask her something.
"And second... did you just call me an entitled bitch?" Ali asked Zoey who nodded, then Ali looked pissed off.
"YOU... DO... NOT... CALL... ME... AN ENTITLED BITCH!" Ali said back to Zoey while the crowd cheered as well, before the cheering died down so Ali can continue speaking.
"You bitches might wanna get a couple of riot shields and, and probably bully clubs because Marley and I will become the NEW! TDW Women's Tag Team Champions! And if you don't like that, tough shit!" Ali said to Dakota and Zoey causing the crowd to cheer while the two looked surprised.
"We'll be seeing you later tonight, c'mon, Zoey." Dakota said to Zoey before the two left the ring, leaving Ali to flap her hands to calm down, then "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix played with as Marley came out to rescue her childhood best friend.
"Hold it right there, you two!" Marley said to Zoey and Dakota stopping them right in their tracks.
"Uh-oh! Team Besties are now caught in the act JR!" Mauro said to JR.
"Business is already picking up, and we haven't even had a match yet!" JR said before Marley pointed at the ring, as Zoey and Dakota walked back into the arena.
"I got you Al, I'm here." Marley said to Ali, before the two hugged then Marley got a microphone.
"I believe you should have something to my tag team bestie here. For calling her an entitled bitch." Marley said to Dakota and Zoey who immediately realized what just happened, and what she said to Ali before she turned to face Ali who was still flapping her hands.
"Ali, I'm so sorry for calling you an entitled bitch." Zoey apologized to Ali.
"At least Zoey sees the error of her ways." Mauro said to JR.
"Agreed." JR said to Mauro in agreement, while Ali, who was still flapping her hands, mouthed 'it's okay' as Zoey and Dakota leave the ring as Marley looks on as Ali finally calmed down.
"I apologize for my outburst here, folks." Ali apologized to the fans before she directed herself to the camera.
"Steve, if you're watching this, I hope you forgive me." Ali said before she redirected her attention to the crowd.
"But that doesn't change the fact that Marley and I have Team Besties on high alert tonight!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Also, to cap off this edition of Ali's Pit, even though I'm wearing the Midnite Dynamite t-shirt on, my entrance music for tonight only is Cold Blood by Kix, like I mentioned earlier yea, Cold Blood, from their follow-up album Blow My Fuse." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"With that said, let me do one thing..." Ali said before she took a sip of water before she cleared her throat.
"Good love is all you need! But you don't wanna know..." Ali sang to the crowd before the crowd joined in on the singing.
"Cold blood is all you bleed!" The crowd sang along before Ali dropped the mic as "Cold Blood" by Kix played as Ali got out of the ring, grabbed the guitar case and walked over to Marley as the crowd roared again.
"What a wild way to kick off tonight's event, am I right JR?!" Mauro said before asking JR.
"Absolutely! You're absolutely correct and to start it off, Duncan Brooks faces off against Lorenzo Hill in a number one contenders match to face the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith at Spring Fever… but before we go the commissioner of Total Drama Wrestling Daniel King who's live via satellite in Alpharetta, Georgia with a very special emergency announcement regarding Spring Fever." JR said before not only announcing the opening match but also that Daniel King has a special announcement, before the cameras went to Daniel's home in Alpharetta.
"First things first, ladies and gentlemen… I apologize for not being here tonight in Baltimore, Maryland… I have a wedding tomorrow, just wrapped up dinner rehearsal, but I do have one thing to say and it's about Spring Fever." Daniel said before he took a sip of water, and resume speaking.
"First the NCAA called me over the weekend as they have March Madness going at the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena on March 21st and 23rd the same weekend that Spring Fever is happening and I called up the NFL and the Jacksonville Jaguars and proposed to have our event at their stadium, and they were completely down with that so… no Spring Fever isn't cancelled, it's being moved to a new location, it'll be at TIAA Bank Field still in Jacksonville, Florida!" Daniel explained the situation before he took another sip of water.
"Now that's all! JR and Mauro, back to you." Daniel said to the camera before the camera went back to the announcers.
"Amazing! TDW's Spring Fever will now be at TIAA Bank Field in Jacksonville, Florida… at the headquarters of the newest hippest promotion, All Elite Wrestling… now when we come back it'll be Lorenzo Hill taking on Duncan Brooks and the winner will challenge for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at Spring Fever! So don't go away!" Mauro said before the camera went to black.
WOW! WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF AN OPENING SEGMENT TO KICK OFF THE SHOW!
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