Title speaks for itself
In the meeting room
In the meeting room Sera, Emily, and Lute were sitting at the table of the meeting room with God himself, who was looking at the three angels, Sera tensed up looking nervous, Lute being Lute, and Emily being the precious beam of light she is, as God looks at them before speaking
"So after I returned from my centuries hiatus I was told some crazy shenanigans happened while I was away" he started before looking at Sera "So Sera care to explain where Adam is because" gestures towards the empty seat Adam usually sits on "I don't see him"
"He's dead your holiness" Sera told him "Dead, how is the first man I created, me damn dead?" He asked "We went to hell, sir" Lute explained to which God looked at her "For what Lute?" He asked "Uh, Exter-extermination day sir" she told him
God looked at her "Extermination day" he told her "You mean that me forsaken day that I, God, give you exorcists one day out of the year to do when I me damn want you to do it, and you did it six months in advance?"
Lute tensed up "I thought Adam told you sir" God's eye twitches "I was on vacation, no he didn't" there was a long silence "Well what a great start to the meeting" he sees Sir Pentious who waved awkwardly "Uh h-hello your godliness" he said
"Why is there a me damn snake in my meeting room?" He asked "Oh, he's the first rehabilitated sinner" Emily said smiling "First rehabilitated sinner?" God said, then a huge smile forms on his face "Well, it's about time that happened" Sera looked in shock "Wait, sir y-y-you wanted there to be rehabilitated sinners?"
He looks at her and says "Well, yeah, that's why I created the concept of redemption in the first place, I may have casted out Lucifer but I told Adam to give him the instructions to rehabilitate the sinners eons ago" he told her then sighs "Me dammit I see what went wrong there, welp better late than never, I better give Luci a call"
Sera looked in disbelief "We lost a lot of angels for shit that was already supposed to happen?" He nods "Yeah, looks like you are fucked each and every one of you, except you Emily, are all fucked" Lute looked in surprise "Wait why does she get a pass?"
"She's the only one out of you three that knows what it means to be an angel" he told her before looking at Sera "That remains me, Sera you are to step down from your position as the head seraphim and to relearn what it means to be an angel"
Sera looked at God in complete shock "Wait sir, please let me explain things!" God waves his hand and she goes silent and looks down in shame "You have forgotten why you were appointed as the head seraphim and what your real responsibilities were" he told her "You are being demoted from your position as the head seraphim and you must relearn everything so you can remember what your job is as an angel"
Emily looked at Sera in concern to which God looks at her "Don't worry your mother isn't going to become a fallen" he told her as he gently pat her head, Emily looks at God and smiles silently thanking him
He looks at Lute, who tenses up "And you are to step down from your position as the new leader of the exorcists, and you're also being demoted from lieutenant to a regular exorcist" Lute quickly looked at him in disbelief "Who the fuck is gonna be leading the exorcists?!"
"Adam's son Abel will be taking over as leader of the exorcists, oh and Michael would like a word with you after this" God told her before leaning back against his chair "In conclusion, you two completely screwed up and you will face the consequences, meeting adjourned" everyone but God leave the room, and pulls out his phone and calls Lucifer
In hell
Inside the Morningstar palace, Lucifer was brainstorming some ideas to promote Charlie's hotel "How about a rubber duck that spits fire and fliers to promote the hotel" he told himself "Yes I think Charlie's gonna love it" He hears his phone ringing "What the f-fa-father calling!" He said as he looked at his phone "This is the first time he called you in years, this is either gonna go very well or very fucking badly" he takes a deep breath before answering "Hey old man!"
God laughs at his son's odd way of greeting "Even after all these years you still don't know how to properly answer calls" he said before continuing "So how's my um, what place do I have you on my list of favorite children?" He asked to which Lucifer frowns "Pretty sure I'm dead last dad"
"Right, gotta change that, so how's my prideful bundle of joy doing?" He asked Lucifer "Uh as well as a fallen angel can be" Lucifer said God nods feeling bad for his son's situation "Well, I want to congratulate you and explain some things to you"
"Congratulations and explain what exactly?" He asks as he grabs one of his rubber ducks to which God responds "Well, Congratulations on rehabilitating your first sinner" he tells Lucifer who squeezes the rubber duck too hard causing the squeaker to pop out " What?" He asked to which God chuckles over the phone "Yeah, I gotta say that's very Lucifer of you to have rehabilitated a snake kinda on the nose there"
Lucifer's eyes widened "Wait, he got into heaven" a smiled formed on his face "Charlie's gonna be so fucking proud" he said, God was confused "Uh, Lucifer you lost me there, who's Charlie?" He asked "Your granddaughter" God raised an eyebrow /I have another one?/ before finally speaking "My what?" Lucifer sighs "Your granddaughter, I'm pretty sure Michael showed you a picture of her that I sent him"
There was a long silence before God breathed in and out "MICHAEL!" said archangel arrived "Yes father OW OW DAD THAT'S MY FUCKING EAR!" He shouted as God pulled him by the ear "Hey Lucifer I brought Michael" he said as Michael rubs his ear "You drugged me over here by my ear, just to talk to Lucifer?"
Lucifer frowned "Well, fuck you too Michael" God looks at his son "Michael, ask your brother why I'm pissed" he sighs "Before I go deaf in one ear, why is dad pissed?" He asked Lucifer over the phone "Remember that picture I sent you of Charlie the day she was born?" He asked Michael, whose eyes widened, "Son of a bitch!"
Lucifer was surprised by his brother's profanity but chuckled God looks at Michael "So, Michael, son of mine soon to be least favorite, I have a granddaughter that is rehabilitating sinners and I had no idea" Michael looked in surprise "Wait, rehabilitation works?" He asked "Yeah, apparently" God told him as Michael looked at the phone "Lucifer?" He nods "Yeah, it works" Michaeal was surprised "Well, at least there's a Morningstar who's amounting to something" he said as Lucifer frowned "One fuck you too and two I'm gonna let that slide"
"Why didn't you tell me that I had another granddaughter?!" God asked Michael "When I got that picture, ow you pulled that really hard, you were one vacation and specifically told us not to bother you and even left your phone behind and by the time you returned I forgot" he explained
God pinched the bridge between his eyes "Michael get out of my sight, I don't wanna see you for a while" Michael nods and flies off, God looks at the phone after calming down "Lucifer I'm coming down to visit my granddaughter" he told Lucifer "Wait dad you might freak her" the line cuts "Out. He hung up, fuck there's no rubber duck that's going to fix this"
At the hotel
At the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie were brainstorming some ideas for some activities they could do to get everyone's mind off of Adam's attack on the hotel "I can't think of anything" Charlie said in frustration before Vaggie gently pats her back "I know hon, just relax, I'm sure we'll think of something" she reassured her
Charlie looked at her and smiled "Thanks Vaggie" she said with a sigh before Vaggie wrapped an arm around her "How about we take a break for now" she nods "Alright" then a knock is heard at the door "Who could be here at this time?" Vaggie asked "Maybe it's someone wanting to stay" Charlie said as Vaggie gets up and goes to answer
She gets to the door and opens it "Hello welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" she goes silent as she looked at a tall figure standing at the door, he was wearing a white suit with gold trims, his wings were resting on his shoulders like a cape, he had two eyes where they should be, and four floating around his head "Hel-" Vaggie slams the door shut before opening it again "Lo, Vagatha?!" He said in surprised
"Uh, Charlie" she perks up "Yes Vaggie" Vaggie looks at God "We have a heavenly visitor" Charlie looks in surprise "What?!"
Accidentally deleted it so I had to rewrite it all sorry