I stroke my dick as the animation of Tsunade being fucked from behind by a faceless guy plays on my computer screen, Its light is the only source of illumination in the otherwise dark and damp room. The whirring sound of the computer fans along with the moans of Tsunade being fucked fills the quiet room. Several posters of scantly clad or even naked anime girls stare down at me as I reach for a tissue.

I feel my climax close and let it on the tissue with a groan, this is the eleventh time I cum tonight.

"Fuck! I love hypnosis hentai!" I whisper into the empty room, but as soon as the words leave my mouth, the world starts to spin, and my heart starts beating faster as if it is trying to rip my chest apart. Darkness envelopes my vision and the last thing see is Tsunade having an orgasm as the faceless man cums inside her.

I can't believe I died masturbating.

But before I can even lament my death, or worry about how my family is going to find my body, I find myself standing in an endless white space.

"You have died." An ethereal voice coming from everywhere says, piercing the silence of the infinite whiteness. "Choose two skills and a world to be transported to."

My mind instantly goes to 'Mind Control' as I have always been a big fan of it in porn and hentai.

"I want the skill to mind control anyone…" I think for a moment, remembering all those stories where wish granting went wrong "The kind of mind control I want is the one without limits or side effects and it should also be able to control every aspect of the body and mind."

The voice didn't respond for several seconds.

"Ehem," did it just fucking clear its throat? "an unusual request, skill granted: Absolute Hypnosis. Please choose your second skill"

I consider it for a moment, but the answer comes to my mind in an instant, years wasted reading trashy isekai stories makes it an easy choice.

"I want a system like the ones in RPGs, one where I can learn skills easily and increase my stats and only I should be able to see it"

Again the voice remained silent for a few seconds.

"Special Skill granted: RPG System Interface." YES! I pumped my hand in the air "Now, please choose a universe to be transported to."

"What are my options?" I ask hoping I can go where I want.

"Universes are infinite, as are your options ."

"Are fictional universes allowed?" I ask wondering if I can get to my desired destination.

"Universes are infinite." the voice repeats sounding a bit exasperated.

"Ok! ok! Then I want to go to the Naruto universe!" I say excitedly and before I notice something changed the smell of fresh air, soil and trees fills my nose. The sound of birds singing and the rustling leaves reach my ears.

I'm standing in the middle of a forest clearing I look at myself and notice I'm wearing blue sandals, a pair of drab grey pants with a similarly colored cotton long-sleeved shirt.

I Totally look like an NPC.

That aside "Status." I whisper into the clearing, a floating status screen appears in front of me.

[STATUS] [SKILL] [HELP]

I touch the [STATUS] option first.

LEVEL: 1/99

HP: 100/100

STR: 1
AGI: 1
INT: 1
STA: 1
DEX: 1
LUK: 1

You have 9 stat points to allocate.

I consider allocating my stat points right now, but then I remember that one time I made a character in a certain MMO where you couldn't reset your stats… I had to recreate the character which I guess I can't do in real life. I decide to do it later as I return to the main menu and click [SKILL].

SKILLS: Absolute Hypnosis

Skill Points: 0

I touch Absolute Hypnosis with a trembling finger.

Absolute Hypnosis: Ultimate skill granted by the 'administrator' it can control an unlimited number of living beings, it has no counter, no time limit, and the target can't break free of its effect unless the caster wills it. To use it simply think or say a command while willing the skill to activate.

A wide grin appears on my face. I return to the main menu and click [HELP] my eyes widen as an encyclopedia-like interface appears, it has all I would want to know about how the system works and also a complete guide on the Naruto universe.

I sit on the grass and start browsing the system section of the help page, I learn what every stat does, for example, STR obviously increases the force of my physical attacks but also how much I can lift and the definition of my muscles, stamina increases my HP but also how long I can go doing physical activities without exhausting myself and so on. I get a certain number of stat points each time I level up, and I can level up not only by fighting enemies but also by many other non-violent activities. For example, selling something or having sex with a girl.

Skill points are earned by certain special events and are used to unlock learned skills, I can learn skills by reading books, training, or learning them from another person.

The 'Naruto World Guide' has events dating as far back as a thousands years before Naruto is born, it also contains the story of Naruto and Boruto up until the last episode I watched. A small warning says that if I change anything in the time line the guide won't update.

As the sun rises a small cat jumps into the clearing and stares at me.

"Hey isn't that…" That cat is the fire lady's cat, I narrow my eyes, the cat look like it's about to bolt away but I send him a command with my mind, concentrating on activating my Hypnosis skill.

Stay. I command

The cat's eyes become unfocused and it sits down waiting for its next order.

"Come here." I try a command with my voice, and the cat strolls up to me and settles on my lap, purring as I scratch its ear..

Three small figures jump into the clearing a safe distance from me, my eyes widen as I recognize them, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke stare at me with with confusion.