The Sucky Outdoors
POV. Third person
Chris is standing at the campfire, "last time on Total Drama Island. The campers faced off in one of the classic summer camp activities. A talent show," campers from both teams demonstrate their talents, "after the auditions, the three competitors from each team were chosen", the competitors prepare behind the curtain, "Gwen was the first to come out for the Gophers, performing a rather questionable painting on stage", everyone is seen laughing at the bad portrait of Chris, "and even though it wasn't that good, I still managed to get six points thanks to the chef's bad artistic tastes. The Bass started badly with DJ's half-hearted performance," he falls on the stage, "but they were able to recover thanks to the efforts of Bridgette and Harold, the latter managing to achieve a perfect score" Harold is seen beatboxing, "unfortunately, thanks to a plan by Cody and the fact that he was the only camper to ask the rules, he and Heather managed to put on a more than dazzling show," Heather dances on stage, "also managing to achieve the perfect score and tying with the Bass, who thought they would have a tiebreaker. But in a turn of events, it was revealed that the winner would be chosen based on all three scores combined, giving the Gophers the victory by a wide margin and sending the Bass to another night at the campfire." The Gophers celebrate their victory and the Bass are seen depressed, "in the end the Bass expelled DJ in the most predictable bonfire ceremony yet" DJ is seen walking down the dock of shame, "Who will win this week's challenge? Are Bass cursed or something? Who will be next to walk down the pier of shame? Find out in this week's challenge on TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!".
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POV. Cody
I was sitting right in front of the cart on an uphill roller coaster. Next to me was Mr. Coconut. Behind us were Owenzilla and Noah and behind them Izzy and the zebra.
The cart was slowly going up the rollercoaster lane, only clouds could be seen around us.
"Eh… Does anyone know how high we are?" asked Noah, alarmed.
We finally reached the top and stood still. The clouds cleared... and we could see the land below. Ok, we were very, very high.
"Oh shit" said Noah while hugging Owenzilla, which clung to the safety bar.
"¡Woo hoo! I want it to start now!" Izzy shouted from the last car. The zebra trembled next to her.
The car began to lean forward and I felt like it was the end of me.
Finally we began to fall and the speed increased every moment, "AHHHHHHHHH!" We all screamed in terror except Izzy, who screamed in excitement.
The land looked closer and closer; we were reaching the ground when we realized that the tracks were hitting directly against the concrete. Then we hit and I opened my eyes. I was lying in my bed.
I sighed in relief, I was getting used to these crazy dreams (because they were too absurd to be considered nightmares) that occurred before each challenge. But I still didn't know what they meant.
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Chris told us to go to the campfire after breakfast, it was time for the outdoor challenge. I wasn't worried about the bears, as long as I didn't run into one while alone, everything would be fine. Also, this was an opportunity to use the maps I had been making of the island.
Heather sat next to me and stretched a little, "Still bad from the ballet?" I asked her.
"Nothing I can't handle, nerd," at that moment she stretched her arms out, sticking her chest out, I remembered what Izzy told me about the moles on her nipple and I blushed a little, luckily she didn't notice. The funny thing about all this is that I would actually have a chance to see it with my own eyes.
"Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoors survival skills", said Chris in front of us, "I'm not gonna lie to you, some of you may not come back alive", many of us gasped at this, "just joking hahaha, all you have to do is spend one night in the woods" yeah, because it went so well for us last time, "everything you need is at your team's campsite at the forest, you just have to find it" he handed the maps and compasses to Heather and Duncan, "oh, and watch out for bears, we've lost a couple of interns in pre-production", Courtney took the map from Duncan, "first team back for breakfast wins invincibility", he sounded his horn, "well, off you go".
"Did he say there were bears over here?" asked LeShawna, worried.
"I've had a little encounter with a bear once. Let's just say his head looks really nice on my mantel" told us Owen.
Izzy then proceeded to tell one of her crazy stories. After Lindsay freaked out about that, we set off to find our campsite.
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It took us a long time, but we were able to find our camp. Trent accompanied Gwen along the way this time. Heather didn't say anything, in fact, she didn't even look at them.
"Alright, I think this is it", said Heather looking at the compass.
"Ah, there's no food here," said Owen.
"This is a survival task, look at the instructions" said Trent holding the map.
Owen and Izzy talked about making bear sounds and started growling, if I'm lucky no bears will come near our camp this time.
"It says we're supposed to find our own food, I still don't see it", poor naive Heather.
"Maybe you're not looking hard enough, drama queen," said Noah. He was lying against the big tree in the clearing reading a book.
Heather didn't like his comment, "Yes, you're right, I'm not trying hard enough".
"Uff", she threw Noah the sleeping bags, "Please show me what real effort looks like unrolling those sleeping bags, smartass" she told him with a devilish smile.
"Damn prom princess, ill-omened harpy" he grumbled as he unscrewed the sacks.
"I'll go, I'm good at finding food," said Owen.
"I'll go with you", I said following him.
"Me too, anything to get away from the queen bee for a while" Noah said after unrolling the sacks.
"Don't let a snake bite you" was what Heather told him, a little too cheerfully.
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POV. Noah
We were by the river, Owen catching fish after fish, thanks to the folding fishing rod Cody gave him.
"Are you sure these are edible?" I asked Cody, who was on the other side of the river looking for berries and nuts, I was referring to the mushrooms I had in my arms. I have a little knowledge about edible mushrooms, but I don't trust most things that grow on this island.
"Yes, those are edible, but they are the only ones I know that are, don't try to take any other kind" he replied.
"Dude, it's amazing you brought this fishing rod, I mean, I could catch them with a stake, but this way, I can get a lot more" Owen said referring to the pile of fish on the shore.
"No problem, I'm glad that rod worked for you" that was a little strange, "I'll take these two if you don't mind" he said putting two fish in a makeshift basket.
"Where are you going?" I asked him when I saw him leave.
"I'm going to leave some of this stuff in the woods, the bears won't come near our camp if there's food available elsewhere" that was a good idea.
Once he got lost in the bushes, I took the opportunity to talk to Owen.
Cody has seemed strange to me since we first spoke. He brought very specific camping equipment for the competition. He had ideas that were very useful and always tried to be friendly to others. That wasn't the strange thing, the strange thing was that he seemed to know more than he should. During the challenges, he wasn't surprised by the crazy things Chris asked of us, he was always calm, almost as if he had already seen it coming, he talked to everyone as if we had known each other all our lives. I know he pretends to be nothing more than a scrawny nerd, but every once in a while, you can tell there's something more going on.
At first, I thought he was like Heather and was just pretending to be nice to control the team at will, but that wasn't true, if he was, he would have already exploded like Heather usually does, but no, he's just like that. I also thought that maybe he was some kind of spy for Chris, but it's clear that he hates him as much as we do. I couldn't guess what he was thinking most of the time, so I thought I'd ask someone else to see if he would give me an idea.
"Hey Owen, what do you think of Cody?".
"About what?".
"About everything, don't you find it suspicious how he seems to know much more than he says? Or how does he seem prepared for these challenges?".
He didn't answer me right away, "well, sometimes he does seem strange to me, but I don't think that's a bad thing, he's always helping the people on the team and gives me some of the sweets he has hidden, maybe he's just nice because it must be hard for him to make friends at home, and that's why he tries so hard to do it here" he said happily, "anyway, he's never tried to hurt anyone until now, except Justin, but that was an accident, so I don't think he's a bad person. or that he has bad intentions."
Ha, I had forgotten about Justin, but Owen had a point, removing the weirdness and mystery, all Cody has done so far has been to help the team, you don't get the sense that he's an evil genius plotting global conquest in any way. I guess I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and see if he eventually gives me enough clues to solve the mystery.
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POV. Cody
"All set" I hung the fish on some branches and left some nuts and berries, it was quite far away in the forest. Even if a bear approached our campsite, after this, it will have no interest in us. I know that the number of bears on this island is quite low actually.
I didn't plan to do anything to change the course of this challenge, after all, the Bass lost because of Katie and Sadie. Speaking of those two, being separated can be good for them, friendship is not defined by distance. They learned it over time, as I would like others to do in the future.
I went back to the boys, who were waiting for me, after loading the fish we went back to the camp.
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"¡I AM MAN I BRING FISH!", screamed Owen when we arrived at our camp.
"Oh I love fish, I love fish!" said Izzy while taking one and biting it, "ups, I guess we should cook it first, huh?"
"How do you know how to fish?" Heather asked Owen.
"My grandpa taught me, I caught a shark once, it bit me in the butt, check it out", he dropped his pants, potentially traumatizing most of the group.
"That is so awesome" said Izzy, "oh, your scars aren't bad either, Cody, don't feel bad." she told me, patting me on the back.
"It's okay... I think?", I didn't know how to answer.
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POV. Duncan
We arrived at our campsite, "wow, you pitch a tent like a guy" Geoff said to Bridgette, which didn't seem happy.
It was clear there was something between those two, but man, that was the worst compliment I've ever heard.
"I mean, you're not all girly about getting dirty and stuff", wow he really made it worse.
"Gee thanks" said Malibu without really meaning it.
I saw Courtney setting up the tent, since our last loss she's been pretty upset. I smiled, time to have fun, "What's for dinner woman? I'm starving".
Ella me miró enojada, "I hope you don't expect me to dignify that with a response", She walked away angry.
Inside the tent I saw something that caught my attention, I couldn't help but smile.
Confessional.
Duncan
"I'm not the kind of person who follows the rules, but I am the kind of person who doesn't shy away from a challenge, and I'm going to prove it."
End of confessional.
I left the tent without anyone seeing me, "I'm gonna go looking for food".
"Do whatever you want, caveman" Courtney yelled at me, yes, she's seriously in a bad mood, "before I go, has anyone seen Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-idiot?", I personally didn't care if they were lost, this team was doomed no matter how you looked at it. The Gophers had very good chemistry for some reason. Well as long as I don't do something that makes us lose a challenge, I have nothing to worry about, eventually there won't be any teams so as long as I stay in the game I might as well be the only Bass left.
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POV. Cody
We were sitting around the fire, Owen was telling us the story of how he killed a bear, Izzy left a while ago, so she should show up soon.
"Yeah, right. There's no way you took down a 10-foot bear" Heather said skeptically, "Hey, has anyone seen crazy girl?".
"I think she had to pee", replied Lindsay worriedly.
"That was over an hour ago", said Trent worriedly, "IZZY, IZZY!", he started calling her.
"IZZY THE GOPHER WHERE ARE YOU?" screamed Owen. The bushes near us began to move, "oh good, I thought we've lost you for a minute man", he said as he approached the bush. But what came out... technically it was Izzy, but in a bear costume, "Great pyramid of Giza!", but Owen didn't know that.
I had to remind myself over and over that it was Izzy and not a real bear, so as not to have an incident like last time.
Owen was running around like a headless chicken around us, Heather got fed up, put her foot on him and made him fall, "the trees, get up the trees" she said alarmed.
"Are you crazy, woman? Bears are good climbers, we have to play dead," said Noah.
"Cody What are you doing?", asked Beth.
While the others were discussing what to do, I approached the fake bear, my legs were numb, and the scars were tingling, my face was sweating a lot. She hovered over me, her performance was incredible.
I squinted, "Izzy?", I asked knowing it was her.
"IZZY!?" the others repeated, surprised.
"Hahahahahaha, you caught me", she took off the bear head, "I was planning on playing a little prank on you guys, but it seems like I got caught.".
"Damn, didn't see it coming hahahahahaha", Owen laughed.
"How did you know it was her?" Lindsay asked me.
Shit, didn't think about that, "oh, her growls, her growls seemed a little high-pitched to me at times," what a pitiful response.
"Oh, right, that makes sense", You don't know how much I love your naivety in times like this Lindsay! Noah seemed suspicious but he didn't say anything.
"I knew I wasn't growling loud enough!" Izzy commented.
They all sat down by the fire again. I exhaled a big sigh that I didn't know I was holding, my legs were shaking, that was terrifying.
"Are you alright?", Izzy asked me, only now there was a little worry on her face. Then she gave me a hug, "Sorry, I forgot you were attacked by a bear, I think I overdid it a little", she apologized embarrassedly, she had realized my panic. She pulled away from me and was smiling again, "but the way you walked up to me and confronted me was amazing".
I smiled, "Thanks Izzy, do you want me to help you take off that costume? It must be boiling in there", I wonder why she didn't take it off last time.
"Uh, yeah, well, you see...", when I got closer to her I was able to peek through the neck of her costume, "It was so hot that I took off everything except my bra hahaha", I opened my eyes wide when I saw Izzy's naked body inside the suit, I slowly raised the neck of the costume to hers, covering her, I can't believe that I can seriously say that this is not the first time I have seen her like this, I guess I should have expect something like this from someone like Izzy.
"Yes, you know what? Better leave it on, it looks good on you", I said still with a shocked expression.
"Well, you can look at it this way, my apology for scaring you with my joke, hahahaha".
I just covered my reddened face, I don't have the power to deal with this right now, so I'll just be grateful and continue with my life.
"Hey, you weirdos, the fish are almost ready", I don't know how they didn't notice our exchange, but it's another thing to be grateful for.
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POV. Duncan
"Hoot, hoot, hoot~".
"¿What was that?" Bridgette asked, scared.
"Be cool, it's just an owl," replied Courtney.
"Sorry, I just get really freaked out in the forest".
It seems like everyone is a little tense, ha, time for a horror story, "this reminds me of a really scary story I heard once".
"Awesome, tell it man", said Geoff excitedly, poor naive man.
"You sure? Because the story I'm talking about is pretty hardcore".
Courtney rolled her eyes, "oh, we're so scared", well you asked for it princess.
"Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you. One night a lot like this one..." I began to narrate and the more I continued, the more scared everyone became. I was almost at the end, my favorite part was coming, "...so suddenly they heard this tap, tap, tapping at the side of the car. The girl started to freak out, and by this time even the guy was getting a bit scared, so he turned the car on and stepped on it. When they got back to the girl's house, she opened the door and screamed, because there, hanging from the door handle, was the bloody hook. They say this killer is still alive, wandering these very woods. He could be just about anywhere really, maybe even right… Here!" I raised the hook from behind my back and everyone screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH!", they screamed and huddled together in fear.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" I laughed at them.
"Duncan! That was so not funny!" Courtney said.
"Oh, yes it was, I just wish it was all on camera, oh wait, it is".
"You are so vile, Do your parents even like you?", pff, you wished.
"I don't know 'jumpy mcchicken', I haven't asked them".
An owl chirped and Courtney hugged me scared, Geoff gave me a thumbs up.
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I was sleeping peacefully, after that story I doubt anyone else can. For some reason after a few minutes I heard screams and felt a rush of air.
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POV. Cody
We were eating fish and mushroom soup. It seems like my anti-bear system worked, the real bear was supposed to have appeared behind Izzy by now, but the bushes weren't even moving.
"Wow, bro, this mushroom soup is spectacular," said Trent while eating.
"Yeah, it's delicious," said Owen.
"Who taught you this recipe?" LeShawna asked me.
"A friend who is very good at cooking taught it to me.", I'm sorry you left before DJ, but at least you're on the Playa Des Losers with better amenities.
Heather yawned, "Well, it's been a very long and eventful day.", said looking at Izzy, "I say we go to sleep".
A thunderclap sounded at that moment, "Yes, we better go to sleep, we have to wake up early tomorrow", said Trent.
We all walked into the tent, I wonder how the Bass are doing.
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POV. Duncan
"Great, that's just great Bridgette. Now we have nowhere to sleep", so dramatic.
"Yo, 'drama queen', relax, it's cool" I said to Courtney.
"Cool? It's cool?" Yep, she was angry, "things could not possibly get worse".
*drip*
Just then it started to rain, did you just curse us, Courtney? I couldn't do anything else at this moment but smile.
"Woaaaaaahhhhhhh!" she shouted frustrated.
Fortunately, we managed to take shelter under a huge leaf. But it was going to be a long night.
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POV. Cody
It was already the next morning. I was sleeping peacefully when a pleasant smell came to me.
*Boing*
"Mmm?".
I felt something soft and malleable in my hand, so I gave it a squeeze.
"Mmm~".
Then I opened my eyes suddenly. Lindsay was holding me while she was sleeping and what I had in my hand was...
I looked where my hand was and it was on her chest, I was squeezing her breast while she was sleeping!
"Ahhh!" I got away from her and got up, she didn't react, she just turned around and hugged LeShawna who was on the other side. No one woke up from my scream. I looked at my hand, Linds' chest was very soft.
Confessional.
Cody
"Lindsay or Tyler will probably see this episode on television, that being the case I want to take this opportunity to formally apologize for that accident, I'm sorry."
End of confessional.
We had all taken advantage of Izzy's bear costume to sleep comfortably and warmly, so it doesn't surprise me that some of them hugged whoever was close to them.
"Mmm".
I looked to my side at the sound of moaning., "pff", and I had to hold back my laughter, Heather and Gwen were sleeping in each other's arms. I don't know how that happened, but I wasn't going to waste this photo opportunity.
Confessional.
Cody
"Heather or Gwen will probably see this episode on TV, that being the case I want to take this opportunity to say that I don't regret it in the slightest" he said while swinging a photo.
End of confessional.
I left the tent to wait for the others to wake up.
"Oh, hey Cody, good morning," Beth said to me as I walked out.
"Good morning Beth, I see you're a morning person."
"Yes, I'm used to getting up early on the farm, I'm more surprised that you're a morning person, no offense."
"It's okay, I got into the habit at some point in my life and now I get up early every morning."
"Haha, you sounded like an old man tired of his job."
I smiled, "yeah, that's what I sounded like, right?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!", Heather and Gwen ran out of the tent and stood opposite us, both shaking. It seems like they noticed their little intimate moment.
"Uh, good mo-morning guys", Gwen tried to pretend that nothing had happened, I decided to give her some relief.
"Good morning, Gwen, morning Heather".
"Yeah, whatever" the other one did not turn to see us.
Confessional.
Beth
"I wonder what happened".
Gwen
She rubbed her arms, "no matter how many baths I take, I will never get rid of that feeling," she shivered.
Heather
"Of all the people I could have woken up hugging".
End of confessional.
"Hey Heather, it's a good time to wake up the rest" I told her.
"Hey, ah that's right, get up fools we have to win a challenge!" She entered the tent screaming and from the sound, also kicking. She was in a bad mood.
I looked at Gwen, "hey stop smiling," she told me.
"I don't know what your relationship is with her, Gwen, but I hope you gave her a good spanking."
She pushed me to the ground with her foot, I think she didn't like my joke, Beth just looked on without understanding anything, "you're a fool, you know that?"
"That's what she said," that earned me another kick.
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POV. Duncan
I woke up with a weight on my chest, "mmm", Courtney was curled up on top of me, you make it so easy princess.
She started to wake up, "morning sunshine".
"Oh my gosh!", she separated from me suddenly, "ew, you were cuddling me" she accused me, oh not this time, love.
"I was calmly lying on my back trying to catch a few z's, you were snuggling up to me".
"You are such an ogre", ha, that's the best you could think of?
"I've called worse".
"Uhhhhhh", she left growling.
Confessional.
Courtney
"I just wanna say that for the record that I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the 'alleged cuddling' with said neanderthal, so essentially, it's like it never happened".
End of confessional.
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POV. Cody
"Do we really have to go back the way we came? It sounds like a pain," Noah commented, while stretching.
"Awww, can't the poor smarty-pants walk anymore? It would be a shame if he was left behind and eaten by wolves" Heather scoffed, I don't think there are wolves on this island.
"Why don't you go hug another goth? Prom queen," ohhhhh, he really said it, this time both girls looked upset.
"Actually, Noah might have a point," I said as I read the map.
"What do you mean?" Trent asked me as he came to look at the map.
"I know this route," I said, marking a path with my finger, "I've been exploring the island for a while, this is a shortcut to the camp, if we take it we'll get there before the Bass."
"Are you sure of this?" Heather asked me.
"It's a shorter route to camp" Noah said looking at the map, "I say we do it."
"If Cody says it, I'm all for it," Lindsay said, raising her hand.
"Izzy will follow the lumberjack with the map," said the crazy chick dressed as a bear.
"Well you haven't been wrong so far, I guess something good will come from listening to you" Gwen commented.
Little by little and without much effort everyone gave the go-ahead. I didn't think they would agree so soon and so easily, I guess I've become a bigger influence than I thought.
"Okay, we'll take the shortcut then" Heather said.
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"I see the camp," Owen shouted.
After taking the shortcut it was only about half an hour of walking, instead of the hour and a half the other way.
We arrived at the campfire and Chris was already there, replacing the wood for the campfire, "What a surprise, you guys are here much earlier than expected, Congratulations Screaming Gophers! You won the challenge!... again!" the host announced.
"Yes! Well done Cody" Heather said excitedly as she hugged me from behind letting herself go, it seems like someone is starting to soften.
The others joined in the hug and then lifted me onto their shoulders like the Bass had done with Harold.
"Cody, Cody, Cody".
"Very well, sit over there and let's wait for the Bass to arrive."
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A while later the Bass arrived and Courtney didn't take it very well, "What? No, no, no, no, how did they get here so fast? They must have cheated," Courtney accused us, seriously, she's desperate.
"No need to be a sore loser Courtney," Heather teased her.
"Taking shortcuts isn't against the rules, you just had to get there and come back here," Chris told her, enjoying Courtney's outburst, "besides, even if you guys had gotten there earlier you're still missing a few fish."
"Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night".
"Darn shame," said Duncan.
And then they wonder why they are such a bad team.
At that moment Katie and Sadie arrived, "We made it," said Katie.
"We're safe," said Sadie, "oh my gosh guys, we got totally lost and then got into this massive fight".
They proceeded to tell their boring story of hate and reconciliation, which only annoyed the other Bass more.
"Alright Killer Bass, one of your fishy butts is going home", said Chris, "Gophers, you're going on an all expense paid trip to… the tuck shop" candy catalog here I come.
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We were enjoying another hot tub party, with snacks and candy we brought in from the store.
"Oh my gosh, this is so good! I never thought chips could taste so good, I think I'm gonna be sick" Owen proceeded to puke behind the jacuzzi.
"That's so incredibly gross," said Heather, disgusted.
"Ugh, that's better, woo hoo, the Screaming Gophers rule! Hey, give me some of those chocodiles", he said to Izzy.
I dove in and was relaxing., "Ahh!", then I felt someone step on my crotch with their foot.
"Pff", Lindsay was trying to contain her laughter next to me.
"Lindsay?".
"Oh it's nothing," she approached me and whispered in my ear, "just a little revenge for this morning" she said as she suspended her breasts with her arm.
I turned pale, she was awake! "I'm sorry" I told her as I sank deeper into the water trying to disappear.
"It's okay, I know you didn't do it on purpose, you're not that kind of person, I know you're one of those who would have asked for permission first," she told me, amused, What kind of wrong impression does she have of me?
Sometimes I wonder if Lindsay really is as dumb as we all think.
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It was getting dark and soon it would be time for the Bass bonfire ceremony, "hey nerd" Duncan spoke to me as I walked, "come with me for a moment", that's weird.
We moved off the path, next to some trees, "What's wrong Duncan?"
"Just this," he threw something at me, it was a bra, "I don't back down from a challenge, enjoy it or do whatever you're going to do with it, I really don't care."
"Wow, I can't believe you seriously did that," I said, looking at the bra, "which girl did you take it from?"
"Pff, yeah sure, good luck figuring it out nerd," he told me as he left.
"You have no idea who he is, do you?" I asked, rolling my eyes.
"Ha, not the slightest bit," was the last thing I heard from him.
I looked at the bra again, let's see if it's this size and this color... "oh, Courtney is going to kill him if she ever finds out."
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POV. Third person
The Bass are gathered again in front of the campfire, "Bass, bass, bass" said Chris having fun, "I think I'm going to have to carve your names on those seats, hehehehehe", he mocked them, none of them answered, "Now, I can see you're all tired so tonight I'll just throw them to you", he said while throwing the first of them, "Courtney... Duncan... Bridgette... Harold... Geoff... Tyler... ladies, this is the final marshmallow of the evening" said Chris to the hugging friends, "and is for...
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...Sadie".
"No, why Katie? Why her?".
"It's so unfair".
"I so can't do this, I've never been anywhere without Katie".
Both girls were separated when Katie was taken to the losers' boat, and they didn't stop screaming how much they missed each other, until they couldn't hear each other anymore. Then Sadie continued crying on the dock.
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Courtney was sitting outside her cabin, shooing away the bugs, when Duncan sat down next to her, "Ugh, what do you want now? I think a raccoon stole one of my bras during camp, so I'm not in the mood."
"Really? Ha, that's really funny, but seriously, I just came to tell you that I'm sorry for scaring you," said the delinquent.
"I was not scared, it was completely circumstantial and there is no such thing as a hook man", she replied.
"Yeah, you're probably right, or are you?", he said, pulling out the hook again making Courtney scream.
"AHHHHHHHHH!... Grrrrr, I hate you!", she got up and left.
"She so doesn't hate me", He crossed his arms behind his head, stabbing himself with the hook., "Ouch!".
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Chris is standing on the dock next to a sobbing Sadie, "And that's it for this episode. Will Noah find out what Cody is hiding? Will we? Will Cody stop meeting Izzy in her birthday suit?" Will the Bass win again or are they already a lost cause? Find out next week here, on TOTAL…DRAMA…ISLAND!".
"I miss you Katie!".