Yellow Experience
Welcome to the next chapter of this crossover. If you wanted to write a reply below last chapter, know that I'm sorry I'm publishing it together with this one.
Now, before I begin with the next chapter, know that I'm still a little undecided about something. About the involvement of la Squadra di Esecuzione, as they're assassins and Assassination Classroom is a story about assassination. I'm thinking of giving Nagisa and Korosensei's former student a Stand but I'm still not quite sure, although I have decided on the nature of their possible Stands. What is definitely decided is that except for Jotaro and maybe la Squadra there won't be other JoJo characters in this story. Korosensei will have Hamon, though I don't plan on letting anyone else have it. Jonathan got Hamon because Zeppeli punched him in the gut, Korosensei won't use violence against his students. And also there's a limit on how harsh Class 3-E's training can be. Jonathan was 20 and god-tier in physical strength when Zeppeli faciliated his inhumanly hard and exhausting Hamon training. Joseph was 19, similarly strong and athletic as Jonathan and already had some Hamon experience. 14-year-olds shouldn't learn how to use Hamon from scratch that fast.
As a bonus Caesar and the Crusaders didn't die. Bruno and friends won't die either. They're not in the focus so I might as well be this generous.
I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or Assassination Classroom
Chapter 2: Challenge accepted
A boy was walking down the hallway of a rundown wooden building situated on a small mountain. He was 180cm tall with a weight of 85 kilos, built like an adult and still growing in size and muscle mass. His attire consisted of elegant and costly light green designer shoes (without ladybug details), an even more elegant and expensive dark blue outfit of which the pants were purely dark blue. His coat which hid a well-toned eightpack was a little more interesting, with a diamond-patterned coat tail and few golden elements, such as a single golden zipper (no ladybugs) and a golden stripe on each wrist. The coat's most distinctive trait was a heart-shaped opening showing his chest. Other than those design quirks it was a simple blue coat. His dyed blond hair wasn't short but not shoulder-length either, simply hanging down unkempt.
This boy in a body of an adult met an actual adult with the exact same body type as he entered through the door of his new classroom. "Sorry Sensei, I'm late."
The man adressed as Sensei didn't take it so well. He wore a plain black suit with a black tie, his hair was short and spiky. And even though his normal expression wasn't all that happy either, he looked straight annoyed now. "Oh you, having me explain the same thing all over again…"
"Oi Nagisa, I'm your classmate now! Isn't that just great?" Haruno greeted his friend who grew a big smile. Karasuma Tadaomi, the man talking to the new student made the opposite of a smile.
"Don't go ignoring me, big guy!" the government agent called in annoyance, his eyebrows twitching.
"Why hello there Haruno-kun, I've heard of you joining us last night. As your new teacher, I must correct you. I am Sensei, not him."
Haruno looked at the yellow octopus man. His expression was someone he definitely couldn't read due to anatomic reasons but he looked at him with interest regardless. His strange Sensei was clearly supernatural, same as his Stand so naturally he'd like to know about him.
"Haruno-kun, it's rude to be late and ignore others when they're talking to you, as your teacher I must teach you etiquette." the yellow man spoke, meeting his newest student's gaze. "Why don't you go to your seat first and then listen to Karasuma-san? You'll see that you'll need it."
"Fine then." Haruno said, moving to an empty seat next to Nagisa. He wouldn't want to sit anywhere else.
"Ara ara, the new boy is quite the looker." the blonde girl Nakamura Rio whispered to her friends who all developed a minor crush on the incredibly handsome boy.
Sitting down, Nagisa and Haruno exchanged their special handshake again.
"Now, Haruno-kun, would you please listen closely to Karasuma-san? I doubt he'd want to explain all of it three times." the octopus man asked from Haruno.
"You're right about that!" Karasuma grunted before explaining everything to the student who annoyed him the most on that day again.
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Haruno wasn't all that surprised. Supernatural existence was real, he knew that much. This weird teacher however was well above his power level. Was he above his speed level though? Haruno wanted to find out.
"Sensei, in that case I'll kill you now! You destroying Earth wouldn't let me fulfill my dream." he declared with a wide smirk, his resolve gathering his teacher's full attention.
"Ho, what kind of dream if I may ask?"
"I, Shiobana Haruno have a dream!" he announced, standing proudly in front of his class, face to face with Earth's greatest threat. "My dream is to take control of the underworld, starting with the japanese Yakuza!"
Haruno earned many glares full of disbelief. Everyone looked at him, really not knowing what to say because the Joestar's voice indicated he was fully serious.
"Hey kid, you might be a delinquent but if you pursue your dream you will get into serious trouble, I can guarantee you this." Karasuma warned, quickly noticing his warning was futile because Haruno wasn't impressed.
"You're right, I'll get into trouble for sure, but if I don't stop this freaky Sensei to pursue my dream everyone will be in trouble."
'He has a point…' Karasuma sweatdropped.
"Can you see him?" the Stand user asked his fellow supernatural, referring to his summoned Stand.
"Hm, no, what are you talking about?" the teacher asked, genuinely confused.
"I see." Haruno noted, his grin growing even wider. "Then that makes it easier for me!"
"Muda!" [Ougon no tomodachi] cried, a useless action. After all, only a Stand user could hear a Stand cry. Haruno's Stand punched at a tentacle. The user wanted to see what would happen. A tentacle flew off but regrew seconds later. Karasuma and Haruno's classmates gasped in shock. A mysterious air blast injured that monster.
Said monster understood who his new student was. A threat. "I see you have a power as well, and it's faster than mine. If I were to get hit by your power enough times I'd die. I best watch out for you Haruno-kun, you're powerful." he acknowledged, walking away a few steps(?)
"Oh no no no, I'd like to find out more about what I can do to you!" Haruno challenged, his grin appearing even sadistic. He was not, though.
"Muda!"
With another tentacle gone the yellow man was forced to follow his survival instincts and run away to the other side of the classroom. Neither Karasuma nor the rest of Class 3-E could take the octopus man seriously at that moment. A human, a special human but still a human forced him away without moving a single finger.
"I'll chase after you~!"
He sprinted after his teacher and assasination target who wasn't foolish enough to let him get close again. As soon as Haruno reached the opposite end of the classroom his teacher moved back to his original position at Mach speed again.
"Haruno-kun, you're dangerous I'll give you that!" the yellow man spoke, his tentacles regrown again. "But only in close range. 2 or 3 meters away from your main body your attacks can't reach me, am I right?"
Exposed. Shiobana Haruno and [Ougon no tomodachi]. "You got me." Haruno admitted, briefly letting go of his smile before smiling again. "I'm not giving up yet though, my dream depends on it!"
"Nurufufufu!" the teacher laughed. "That's right, just like I expect from you… and from everyone else in this classroom! Now go back to your seat, I'd like to begin lessons now."
Having gained new experience Haruno went back to his seat. Killing his strange teacher was a challenge. If anyone didn't need any more motivation it was him. It was about his dream, what greater motivation could there be?
"You're so strong, how you made him flee was amazing!" Nagisa beamed at his best friend. "I guess not even a monster capable of destroying Planet Earth can beat Shiobana Haruno-kun in a direct fight!"
"Thanks, it was no victory though."
Haruno couldn't shake his friend's eyes off him. "Nagisa-kun, you're weirding me out. Can you please stop staring at me?"
Nagisa blinked. "Oh, sorry about that Haruno-kun, I was just wondering about that golden figure. It's the first time I've seen such a thing."
"Eh?" Haruno blinked too. "You can see [Ougon no tomodachi]? You have a power like mine as well?"
"I don't know…" Nagisa mumbled, visibly in thought. "I can see your power but I don't have a power on my own… At least I don't think I have, I have never performed something supernatural in my life."
"Okay." The blond knew what the problem was. "I couldn't see [Ougon no tomodachi] for a long time either and manifested him by chance. Let's meet during recess, maybe I can help you manifest your power."
"Got it!" the bluenette replied gleefully, looking forward to recess.
"Ahem!" their teacher called, demanding attention from the pair. "Nagisa-kun, Haruno-kun, it's nice to see you're such good friends, but please refrain from talking during lesson!"
"Got it." Nagisa replied again before finally focusing on his studies.
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After lesson a certain yellow man went off to Sichuan to eat Mapou Tofu, Haruno and Nagisa now had some free time.
"Haruno-kun, how do I manifest my power like you said?" Nagisa asked his friend, really curious about that power he supposedly possessed.
"That I don't know." the blond admitted. "What I do know is, that if your power is like mine it is connected to your soul. You can control it with your mind. How about you just try it, I can't know how your mind feels like."
The bluenette nodded in understanding. He was just standing there, focusing. His classmates just watched the scene unfold. Some of them thought it was roleplaying.
"Hnnnnnngh…!" Nagisa was sweating. His mental workout was just as stressing to his body as Haruno's physical workout would be.
Haruno believed in Nagisa's mental strength. In just 2 years of friendship he got to know a lot about his friend. They connected like soulmates.
Minutes passed, Sensei would arrive soon. Nagisa didn't give up. He powered through, forced his Stand to manifest. It was a humanoid figure of the same height. That humanoid figure had a feathery black body yet still closely resembled a human. The front of its torso as well as its hands, feet, neck and head were devoid of feathers. The Stand's bare skin was very light pink and covered in cookie-sized rose pink hearts in most places, namely the torso. On its head the Stand wore a burgundy hood with two hearts of the same color hanging down from extensions. Its face was rather clownish with the almost pure white skin, thin blood red lips and navy blue surrounding humanlike golden eyes. Though, despite the face being clownish it had no ears and its nose was almost nonexistant. Finally, it appeared to wear dark maroon slick shoes.
Both Haruno and Nagisa were delighted about the development, highfiveing. "You did it Nagisa-kun, the next thing you have to do is figure out your ability!"
"Can you help me with that too?" Nagisa asked. He was still delighted but unsure about his ability. It was all so mysterious to him.
"Sadly no, I don't know the nature of your ability. That is something you have to figure out on your own." Haruno replied. He really wanted to help his friend with that but what he said was undoubtedly true.
Just then three boys who'd been watching the Stand users approached the pair. Terasaka Ryouma, their leader spoke up. "Man, what you two were doing sure was weird. Anyway Nagisa, come with us for a sec. Let's work on an assassination plan."
Nagisa looked at Haruno. The taller boy didn't say anything. What was he supposed to say, "I'll allow you to go?"? True, the blond didn't get an all too friendly feeling from them but their current occupation wasn't exactly friendly either.
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Time passed, Nagisa came through the door. The next lesson had already begun.
Assuming his student came back from the toilet the teacher was off guard. Within the next second however he turned on his guard. The bluenette attacked the octopus man with a special knife. Being faster than missiles he had no trouble stopping the deadly weapon. "I told you didn't I? To have more of a-"
'A BB pellet grenade!'
Noticing the even deadlier weapon the yellow man was fully alarmed. From his seat Terasaka activated the grenade with a remote. The class watched as something strange happened. Nagisa and Sensei were gone, charred tentacles were laying on the floor.
Haruno was deeply worried about Nagisa. His heart rate skyrocketed as he couldn't spot his friend anymore. Meanwhile, 3 people didn't seem to worry about the petite bluenette at all. "Alright, we did it! 10 Billion for us!"
"There's no way this guy could've expected a suicide attack!"
Similarly to the muscular blond another student was deeply worried. "Hold on Terasaka! What did you make Nagisa hold onto?!" Kayano shouted, outraged about this.
"Hm? A toy hand grenade." Terasaka clarified. "It's just that I used gunpowder to give it a kick in order to shoot out 300 Anti-Sensei pellets at an insanely fast speed. It ain't enough power to kill a human, and I'll pay the doctors' fee with my 10 Billion."
Despite saying this Haruno wouldn't be that quick to forgive him. Using others as tools for their own sake was something Haruno wouldn't condone.
Terasaka walked behind the teacher's desk and found Nagisa, uninjured and below a membrane. That revelation was both surprising and confusing, but not as much as the next.
"By the way, Sensei molts about once a month. I covered the explosion with my shedded skin and stifled its power. In short, this is a secret skill which can be used once a month."
The voice came from the classroom's ceiling. The students looked upwards. He, their teacher was pitch black and it didn't take a genius to figure out his mood. Even Haruno wasn't entirely calm. It was his first time witnessing such anger.
"Terasaka. Yoshida. Muramatsu. So you are the ringleaders, aren't you?" He was furious, really furious. That expression on his face combined with coal black skin struck fear in the hearts of the three delinquents he adressed.
"No, Nagisa just went on his own and…" Terasaka tried to lie but was cut off by the octopus man quickly disappearing and reappearing. He brought a bunch of things with him. Those things turned out to be nameplates from their houses. Even greater fear consumed the trio, causing them to drop on the floor in terror.
"Due to my agreement with the government I can't inflict any harm to you, but if you come to kill me next time using the same method as just now, I don't know what will happen to those who aren't you. Your family, your friends… no, maybe I will eliminate anyone on Earth but you." he threatened, knowing well how scary he sounded.
That did the trick. If anyone in class hadn't taken the task to kill him 100% seriously before, they now did. They understood very well they couldn't run from it. It was kill or die.
Terasaka was brought to tears. "What the hell are you?! You're a real pain in the ass! Coming here all of the sudden with the "I'm gonna blow up the Earth" and "assassinate me" and all… What's wrong with using an irritating method to kill an irritating guy like you?!" He needed that rant. Natural fear from a predator like his teacher still pulsed through his veins but a coping mechanism like this eased that fear.
"Irritating? Nonsense. Your idea itself was excellent." Sensei's expression changed just as quickly as his movement speed. He now had a bright red circle on his face, meaning his students had done something right. "Especially Nagisa-kun. You get a perfect score for keeping the movement of your body entirely natural until the moment you closed in. You attacked me at a magnificent opportunity."
Nagisa's head was patted by yellow tentacles. The bluenette didn't mind it though, that compliment felt warm.
"However, Terasaka-kun and the others held no regard for Nagisa-kun's welfare. Students like that have no right to kill me!" This time his face was purple with a darker cross on it, meaning his students had done something wrong.
Haruno stared at his teacher. A little bit of respect was forming now that they both had the same opinion on treating others. The Joestar was still willing to assassinate him but understood that he wasn't a destruction monger.
Sensei turned to class. "Let's have an assassination that will make people smile and puff out their chest with pride. Each and every one of you can do that. You are talented assassins with hidden strength." For a certain blond and bluenette that was literally the case. "That is advice from your teacher, as a target."
"Now then, here's a problem for you Nagisa-kun. Sensei doesn't even have the slightest intention of being killed. Because after enjoying my time with all of you after March, I'm going to blow up Earth. If you don't want that, then what will you all do?" It was a rhetorical question.
Nagisa grasped his fist close. He also grasped the atmosphere. 'If it's this teacher, he'll even accept our killing intent. We are assassins, he's a target.' "Before that happens, we'll kill Sensei." he promised with a thin yet firm smile.
"In that case, try doing it now. Those that can kill me can go home for the day." the teacher challenged, horizontal green stripes on his face. That expression stood for him looking down on his students.
Said expression quickly faded as Haruno stood up from his seat and began chasing his yellow target who comically ran away from him. Only he could make the other students forget how terrifying their target could be.
Suddenly, Kayano Kaede had an idea. 'Unkillable… teacher…' "Ah, Sensei, your name! How about Korosensei?"
"Accepted!" Korosensei let her know, talking while fleeing. Such antics would be common for the next year.
Chapter 2 finished! Here's a challenge for you, find out which character Nagisa's Stand is based on. I hope you're fine with me toning down Giorno's flamboyancy. He never went to Italy which is the country of fashion itself so he never focused all that much on fashion. Also, there's another issue. Pairings. NagisaxKaede is canon so I'll keep it like that. I'm not sure what to do with Giorno though. I could go with no pairing, one girl or the harem route. You can influence my decision with your reviews. Regarding the harem route, I am really undecided about Irina. While yes, the age difference between Giorno and Irina is actually smaller than the age difference between Irina and Karasuma, 14 and 20 doesn't feel right to me. Yes, they could easily hook up the second Giorno turns 18 but it still feels kinda wrong. Out of all male students Giorno would be by far the most compatible with her, but I can't imagine the cringe I'd feel writing romantic scenes between them. I could do GiornoxIrina if they were 17 and 23 without a second thought but as old as they are now I'll need your opinion. I am no pedo, worry not.
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