Yellow Experience

Hello readers, let's get on with the next chapter. With Karma's development out of the way for now the story can focus more on Giorno and Nagisa again. I'd also like you to welcome a new character. Not an OC but those who know about Assassination Classroom know who I mean.

Answer to Missykata: Congratulations for guessing right.

I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or Assassination Classroom

Chapter 4: Foreign language teacher

A month had passed since the beginning of the new school year. Things were going as usual after Karma reconciled with Korosensei. The students failed to assassinate their teacher but Haruno came dangerously close a few times.

That day Korosensei introduced a foreign language teacher to the class. She was young enough to be a university student and beautiful enough to be a supermodel. Her name was Irina Jelavic and she seemed to be head over heels for the yellow man.

The students, especially Haruno could obviously discern the facade of love.

During break, while the octopus man was playing target practise for the other students Haruno knocked on the facility room's door. The new teacher opened the door, Karasuma was also inside.

"Hello there young one, what brings you to me?" the blonde asked the other blond in a fake friendly manner, talking with closed eyes.

"Drop the act." the delinquent spoke, causing her to open her eyes. "I know you're not in love with Korosensei. You can't fool me."

Irina's expression turned into a smug one. "Well aren't you a smart one!" she smugly remarked, looking down on him.

"You're obviously not a teacher." the Stand user pointed out, his eyes neutral and narrow. "Who are you really?"

"Hmph! I take that back." the young lady spat, rolling her eyes. "If you already know I'm not a real teacher then there's only one thing I could be."

"You're an assassin, I figured as much. But that's not what I meant." Haruno clarified, shaking his head. "Are you also dishonest about your name?"

Karasuma's glands built up fresh sweat. It took a lot of balls to talk to a proven skillful assassin like that. 'That boy… where will he stop?'

"No, I am not dishonest about my name!" the professional assassin answered, a tick mark forming on her forehead. "Geez, you're such an annoying smartass! Now go away, I have a job to do!"

The blond boy wasn't one to listen to orders but he walked away, out of his own volition. All he wanted was getting a clearer look at his new teacher's character. His opinion of her wasn't all positive.

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After learning from Kaede how Ms. Jelavic kissed Nagisa and dragged him to the faculty room the blond was absolutely furious. Being a delinquent he barely knew about the law. He didn't know if that was illegal according to the law but he knew it was the wrong thing to do according to his own morals.

"Stop right there, you… predator!" Haruno shouted, barging inside. "What are you doing to Nagisa?!"

Nagisa was leaning on the wall in a slightly cowering position. Irina stood in front of him, pressing a hand onto the wall and leaning forward. The teacher was in the dominant position, the student in the submissive.

"Ha-Haruno!" the bluenette exclaimed, glad to see his friend in his uncomfortable situation.

"Hey hey! We're almost done, just one more second and the interrogation is over. So piss off!" the blonde scolded the blond with a quiet voice. "And what did you just call me?!"

His gaze low, the delinquent walked near his fellow Stand user, pulling him away from the dominant young lady. "If you're uncomfortable, just say so. I'll take care." he reassured his friend, letting him go back to the classroom.

First thing he did next was touching her cigarette with [Ougon no tomodachi], turning it into a dragonfly. The new teacher choked on it, spitting out the technically newborn insect.

"I'm a delinquent. I don't know much about the law. What you're doing may be legal, I don't know." the tall boy told, getting her angrier with each word. "What I do know is, smoking next to student is rude. You were rude to Nagisa and not for the first time."

"Tch! You infuriating little prick, don't think you can mess with me just because you have a big body!" Irina called, gritting her teeth. The boy's boldness was seriously getting on her nerves. She was a professional assassin, he was merely a student.

"I have more than just a big body!" Haruno threatened with menacing body language, lowering his brows. "Don't screw with my friends, otherwise I'll use it against you! You may be an adult but don't underestimate me!"

"Ha! And you're calling me a predator?" the blonde spat, transforming her rage into revulsion. "You twisted fuck! There's something wrong with your head!"

Suddenly Haruno froze, realizing he'd used the wrong words. The blond was obviously referring to his Stand, but that wordplay only made sense to those who knew about the fact that his power was an actual humanoid entity. He hung down his head in shame, slapping his own forehead. "Just… nevermind…"

'This misunderstanding is hurting my pride!' the delinquent thought, trying to find out a method to clear up this painfully embarrassing misunderstanding. 'I am a delinquent but not an offender. I am violent but not violating. Dammit, I don't want to be thought of as someone more despicable than a drug dealing gangster!'

"Wait, that's it!" Haruno said with a grin, having found a method to clear his new teacher's suspicions of him.

[Ougon no tomodachi] grabbed Irina from behind, restraining her limbs. The blonde felt it, her eyes bulging out in disbelief. "What… the fuck…?!"

"Please let me show you that I've not meant what I've said in the way you think I meant!" the blond hectically explained. In his mind he ordered his Stand to perform a bridge suplex.

The young lady got to experience two feelings, the unexplainable grip of a spiritual entity and the strong feeling of head pain after making contact with the floor. "Ugeh!"

"I, Shiobana Haruno, am not a person like that. Sorry for the misunderstanding I've accidently caused." the delinquent politely apologized, undoing his Stand's manifestation.

Irina's had enough. The foreign assassin got back to her feet, bolting out of the facility room as soon as she physically could. "YOU'RE STILL A WEIRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Her hectic scream was cut off as she tripped and fell on her face, mentally still feeling the effects of that suplex.

Shiobana Haruno had made yet another teacher scared of him due to his violent capabilities. At least no one had a wrong hunch about him though.

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The following day Irina sat at the teacher's desk, looking at her tablet. She was supposed to teach foreign languages but largely ignored her students who grew tired of her attitude.

"Heeey, Bitch-neesan! Start the lesson already!"

"Yeah, Bitch-neesan!"

"You're a teacher here for the time being, Bitch-neesan!"

Ms. Jelavic couldn't take the constant pestering anymore, tick marks forming all over her face. "Aghh! Quit it with all of that 'Bitch' stuff!" she yelled at her students in annoyance with sharp teeth. "First of all, the pronunciation is different! You japanese people don't have any distinction between 'B' and 'V'!"

"I'll teach you the right way to pronounce 'V'." the blonde spoke, calming down a bit. "First, bite down lightly on your lower lip."

Reluctantly, most students followed her instructions, awkwardly releasing a 'V' sound. The young lady wasn't satisfied though, a certain student disobeyed her order.

"You! Why don't you do as I say?!" Irina demanded, staring at him with fury. That boy turned out to be more troublesome for the skilled assassin than any former target of her in only one day.

"Don't need to, can already pronounce it." Haruno stated in a bored tone, not properly looking at her.

"Prove it then, smartass!" she challenged, bearing a scowl. The blonde spoke 10 languages perfectly, hoping her delinquent student would make a mistake, allowing her to smugly correct and humiliate him.

"Vaffanculo!"

"Fuck off!"

Perfect italian exited the blond's mouth, greatly surprising the young lady. The blond's voice didn't contain any personal hostility, just disdain for her bossy arrogance.

"Heh… italian, huh?" Irina was intrigued, she didn't expect him to speak italian without accent. "You aren't italian and they don't teach italian at japanese schools. Tell me, how do you know italian?"

"Wanna know the truth?"

"Obviously, I hate pointless phrases like that! Out with it!"

"I learned italian because I was bored." the delinquent admitted, shrugging. "I had lots of free time so I decided to learn italian out of boredom."

"Just like that? Out of the blue? Like, from textbooks?" the blonde inquired, her mood lightening up, but only slightly. Learning languages was her passion, she enjoyed talking about it. But the boy in front of her didn't learn a language she thought was the right way, she wanted to berate him.

"Yes, that's how." Haruno confirmed, raising his left brow. "Anything wrong with it?"

"Oh boy, you have no idea!" the young lady berated him, actually sounding like a teacher for once. "That word, your pronunciation was flawless! But what about the other words, can you also pronounce them flawlessly?"

"Everyone, stop it with the 'V'! This may be the only time but I'm going to teach you something!" the teacher-assassin announced, earning grateful huffs from her class. "Learning languages by a textbook… disgusting! Listen well, the best way to learn a language properly yet still with relative ease is through conversation with a foreign lover. You'll grasp the meaning of words and learn how to befriend people from virtually any country through conversation."

The class watched Irina in awe. She was pretty out of character there, behaving like a real teacher.

"Hoo, what's with you? I thought you weren't planning on teaching us." Karma just had to tease her. "Did you change your mind that quickly, Bitch-neesan?"

"Hmph! That was just once! Plus, I'm outta here as soon as I've succeeded in my assassination." the blonde informed, folding her arms.

"Che, prepare to stay here for a long time then." Haruno said, chuckling and sending her a smug grin. "Because you're gonna find out how difficult to kill Korosensei really is."

"We'll see about that!" the blonde challenged, leaving the classroom as the bell rang.

Same as Korosensei the young lady found out that the blond boy was something special, without the need for a lot of time to pass to make the judgement.

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He'd been right. The female assassin from overseas carried out her assassination plan but failed miserably despite the effort she put into it. Additionally there were lewd implications to make about what the octopus man did to her with his tentacles right after that.

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On the following day Irina was still troubled about what happened to her that last day. She didn't speak a single line since the beginning of her lesson. At least until Isogai Yuuma called for her. "Sensei!"

"What do you want?" the blonde reluctantly answered her student's call.

"If you're not going to teach us, could you switch out with Korosensei?" he asked, tired of doing nothing. "We're taking entrance exams this year, so…"

"Hmph! You want to be taught by that vicious monster?" she rudely cut him off, looking down on her student. "Comparing the earth's predicament to entrance exams… How nice to be a carefree kid!"

"Moreover, the way I hear it, all of you in Class E seem to be the misfit failures of the school. Even if you start studying now, it's meaningless." the young lady said while bearing a cocky smile, visibly ticking off most her students one by one.

"I know! Here's what we'll do. Once I've successfully completed the assassination, I'll give you 5 million Yen to divide amongst yourselves! Such a grand sum is more than any of you will ever see in your lives!" Irina impudently suggested. "That would be much more profitable than studying. So just be quiet and listen to m-"

An eraser was thrown at the blackboard, flying right next to her face. It was her turn to be cut off, the students really didn't want to listen to her arrogant verbal diarrhea anymore. "Get out!"

She gasped out in shock, her body tensing up. She was being made a target for her furious pupils. The blonde felt a ton of hostility coming from those eyes.

"Get out you fucking bitch!"

"Switch with Korosensei!"

More and more objects were thrown at the young lady who actively had to switch into the defensive. "Wh- what's with that attitude?! You wanna die?!" the assassin snapped, having lost the classroom.

"Fine by us! You just try it!"

Obviously unable to assert authority anymore, Irina glanced at Haruno to see his reaction. The blond wasn't vocal and seething with anger, instead shooting a disappointed and uncooperative glare at her. Yes, the delinquent was disappointed in the blonde. She was so passionate and professional when talking about foreign languages, he knew she'd be a very good teacher in that subject. But the young lady had made a few steps backwards instead of forward.

Like that the teacher-assassin ran out the classroom, leaving the livid students behind.

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"What the heck is with those brats?!" Irina ranted inside the faculty room, Karasuma listening to her. "They're in the same room as such a wonderful woman, you know! Don't you think they should be grateful?!"

The government agent wasn't catering to her. "Enough already, go give them a proper apology. Assuming you want to continue the assassination, that is."

"Why?! I don't have any experience as a teacher, you know?!" the blonde protested, trying to justify herself. "Let me concentrate solely on assassination!"

"Guess there's no helping it." the agent sighed, frowning. Dealing with bratty personalities like her was tiresome. "Come with me."

He took her outside behind a pair of trees. They were watching Korosensei writing test questions, one by one.

"Each question is different." Tadaomi revealed, surprising the young lady. "When the students saw that, they were surprised as well. Combining subjects in which they excel with difficult ones for them, he creates all the questions for each and every student individually."

Irina watched the yellow man in awe. He was truly enjoying himself devising different test for everyone.

"He's a dangerous creature with exceptional intelligence and speed who intends to destroy Earth. Such a person is near perfect as a teacher." Karasuma continued.

"Take a look at the students too." the government agent said, pointing at a couple of them playing a bizarre ball game with their main teacher.

"They're just playing, aren't they?" the blonde asked, confused about what he was implying.

"That's the 'assassination badminton' I taught them. It's training to enable them to accurately hit a moving target." the agent patiently explained. "They have no experience in assassinating, but nonetheless, they're aiming forward for the reward. When they aren't studying they enthusiastically refine their skills."

Quietly, the young lady trailed along. She'd misjudged both her students and her fellow teacher.

"Target and teacher, assassin and student. Because of that monster, this bizarre classroom setting has come to pass… and everyone in it fulfills two roles." Tadaomi told, then moving to address the female assassin. "You are here primarily as a professional, but if you cannot balance being an assassin with being a teacher, then you're severely lacking as a pro."

Those final words had an impact on Irina. She was conflicted about this, her pride was under attack. Yet she stayed quiet, he was right.

"If you intend to remain here and target him, don't look at the students with such a condescending gaze. Without the students this assassination classroom would be unable to continue. That's why, even though they are students and you are an assassin, treat them as equals." Karasuma lectured, hoping the blonde wouldn't cause a racket again. "If that's impossible for you, we have plenty of assassins who exist only to kill. And we'll give the assignment to the next one in line."

The young lady stood there without a word, left speechless by the government agent's lesson. She felt guilty about having treated her students like that despite how hard they were actually working. That lesson also exposed her shortcomings as a person and assassin. Irina Jelavic wasn't a soft lady though, instead of giving up and leaving she'd rather fix her relationship with her pupils and better herself as a person and assassin, taking on that teacher job.

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One day later Irina returned to class. Her students bore the same antagonistic expression as yesterday, expecting her to waste their time again.

But the blonde's body language spoke confidently, she was going to be active this time.

She wrote a sentence in english on the blackboard. "You're incredible in bed! Repeat it!" the young lady spoke in perfect english, requesting her pupils to repeat after her. Said pupils were in disbelief, that Bitch-neesan acted like a Bitch-sensei again. "Come on!"

Most of the class repeated after her in broken english with a heavy japanese accent.

"When I assassinated a VIP in America, I first used my charms to grow close to his bodyguard. That sentence is what he said to me." Irina told, then explaining the meaning of that sentence to those who didn't already know.

"Remember what I told you 2 days ago? The best way to learn a language properly yet still with relative ease is through conversation with a foreign lover. You'll grasp the meaning of words and learn how to befriend people from virtually any country through conversation." the blonde recited, her students actually paying attention again. "When it was necessary for my work I learned new languages using this method. And so in my class, I'll teach you how to seduce people from other countries."

"The secret skill of befriending through conversation is taught to professional assassins." the young lady went on. "Learn what you'll need to study for entrance exams from that octopus. I'm just gonna stick to teaching conversation techniques that will be useful in the future."

She hesitated, becoming nervous after announcing her plans. "If… despite that you still don't view me as a teacher, then I'll give up on assassination and leave." Irina hoped her students would accept her. She was willing to offer a change of heart. "Th- this way there won't be any complains, right?"

"Also… sorry for a bunch of things…" the blonde breathed out, much quieter than everything she's said beforehand.

With baffled eyes the students looked at each other, seemingly trying to find appropriate words. What followed the silence was a loud wall of laughing echoing through the classroom. "AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA!"

"What's with you being all timid? Just yesterday you were saying "I'll kill you" and stuff like that."

The young lady was quite perplexed herself, blushing at that remark and not knowing how to reply to the laughter.

"She kinda ended up becoming a normal teacher."

"We can't really call her Bitch-neesan anymore."

"I really… got through you all…" the professional assassin uttered in a heartfelt manner, tearing up and covering her mouth with her hand.

"Now that I think about it, it was pretty rude to refer to a teacher like that."

"We'll have to change what we call her."

"So, we'll use 'Bitch-sensei'."

And her blush and tears were gone.

"Erm… hey, you guys… the whole 'bitch' thing is troubling, so could we please drop it?" Irina pleaded, sweatdropping. "I don't mind if you're informal and call me by my first name."

"But we've kinda already settled on the 'bitch' part."

"Yeah. 'Bitch-sensei' fits you better than 'Irina-sensei'."

"And so take good care of us, Bitch-sensei!"

"Let's start class, Bitch-sensei!"

Just like that the blonde was forced to scowl again, pissed off by her nickname.

"Don't worry, I won't call you 'Bitch-sensei'." Haruno reassured her, making his teacher smile and blush again.

"Aww, thank you! You really are different from everyone else!" the young lady thanked him.

"Prego, Puttana-sensei."

"You're welcome, Bitch-sensei."

Irina's barely positive mood vanished without a trace.

"VAI A CAGARE!"

"Go to hell!" / literal translation: "Go take a shit!"

Ufufu, I've had a blast writing this chapter. Giorno's interactions with Irina, regardless of any future relationship development, were so damn entertaining for me to write. She's almost as easy to tease as Ghiaccio. Speaking of other JoJo characters, Jotaro will make his short entrance damn soon. Expect him appearing within the next 3 chapters. Until then, so long!

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