It was another day in the kingdom of Tamplon. We see Cheese Sandwich still on latrine duty, after what happened last Hearts and Hooves Day.
"Okay, only three days left," Cheese said. "And I can go back to having fun."
"Hey Cheese," Sorain said, flying down to him, "You have a letter here."
"Ooh, fan mail for one of my parody songs?" Cheese asked
Sorain looked at him confused, then just shrugged and gave him his mail.
Cheese then open the litter and read out loud, "Dear son, We've heard about what you've been up too since, you left... The family and I are coming to Tambelon on bussiness, so we've decided to pay you a vist see you tomorrow...Signed, Fuddy duddy."
A cold shiver down Cheese's spines as he stood frozen in place. A painted smile, was stuck on his face as he stood silenly, his eye twitching.
"Um Cheese," Soarin asked with conerm, "You, okay buddy?"
"Oh wonderful!" Cheese said in denial, "Now they want to visit top see how I'm doing? Now they suddenly they care? Only took them about 10 years!?"
Sorain was shocked as he never seen his friend this angry. Cheese was usually a happy go lucky kind of stallion. Now, he was clearly angrier then Thunderlane, the time they pranked him with that jock strap incident last year. Soarin had to dig many holes on that day.
But back to Cheese...Soarin could clearly tell his friend was upset, event though he tried to his it. He knew Cheese didn't like to talk about his family, or his life back in manehatten and undetood is was best not talk to talk to him about it. Now his parents were coming back into his life, and needed to think of a way to help Cheese.
The next day at the Soda Parlor
Soarin was telling the rest of his friends of what was going on.
"So everyponies agreed," said Soarin, "When Cheese walks in, we need to handle this slowly."
"Uh huh," said Twilight in agreement,
"Oh yeah," said Flash gritting his teeth.
All of sudden the doors burst open revealing Cheeese Sandwich with a big smile on his face.
"Hey everypony!" proclaimed Cheese, "Isn't it a wonderful Day!"
The mane six and stallions looked at each other with concern.
"Uh, Cheese," said Rainbow Dash, "Buddy, are you feeling okay?"
"Great, just Great!" said Cheese with a tone so sarcastic it almost sounded sincere," My parents are finally coming to visit! Ain't it just wonderful!?"
Everypony could tell that his eye was twitching.
"It just," said Fluttershy meekly, "You seem rather upset."
"Upset!?" said Cheese getting his smiling face into Fluttershy's, "Just because they never called!? They Never Wrote!? They nerer asked 'Hey Cheese do you have girle yet?'!? They never...!?"
"Easy there buddy," Soarin said as he hoofed him a root beer, forcing it down his throat.
"Well I know you super upset with you parents after everything." Pinkie said putting her hoof on his shoulder, "You told me last Hearth's Warming!"
"Well, maybe this is your chance to make amends with them," suggested Twilight.
"I don't know" said Pinkie Pie turning to the rest of their friends, "They are not very fun loving parents. They said that things like parties fun, and laughter are a waste of time! Can you believe that!? Do they want to provoked the wrath of the Alicorn Prince of Parties Liamire!?"
The other ponies just stared at Pinkie for a moment, then they turn their attention back to Cheese.
"So what are you going to say to you're parents when they get here?" Flash asked.
"Who says I'm going to say anything?" asked Cheese, "I've got an O game scheduled with Spike this afternoon."
"Umm, I think Spike might be busy this afternoon," said Twilight.
Back at the castle,
Spike was in his rom shoveling down ice cream while looking at a picture of Rarity
"Why? For ponies sake Why!?" Spike cried out tears in his eyes
"Well there's lots I'd like to say to them," said Cheese gesture to the mares, "But I'd rather not say use that kind of language in front of six fillies. But mainly I'd say, 'Thanks for the short visit! Bye! have fun with you're not fun desk jobs! hope to never see you again!' "
"Oh come on Cheese at least hear what they have to say," Pinkie said "I bet they're coming to apologize."
"Oh that would be a first," Cheese said once again sarcastically.
Flash and Soarin then glance at each other knowing what they must do Flash grabbed ahold of Cheese's under right hoof, and Soaring grabbed ahold oh him under his left."
"Okay guys," Flash said "Soar and I will handle this, enjoy you're drinks."
The two pegasus stallions then picked Cheese up and dragged him outside out of ear shot of the others.
Later on the streets of Tambelon, Flash and Soarin were dragging there old friend to meet his parents.
"Okay Cheese," Flash said "Let me get this straight? You're mad at you're parents because they think being funny and having fun is a waste of time?"
"That and they didn't care I ran away." Cheese said as he hanged his head down in sadness.
"Oh come on," said Soarin, " I'm sure they tried to find you..l
"No," said Cheese, "They sent security out to try and find me. They couldn't even be bothered to look themselves."
"Well I'm certain they still care very much," said Flash not noticing the crowd of ponies forming around him, "And I'm sure there very concerned about...What is going on?"
The three stallions found themselves in the middle of a large crowd standing in front the town hall. A familiar looking grey maned mare, adjusted her speckles as she adressed the crowd.
"Fillies and gentlecolts," She said "It gives me great pride as you mayor to introduced you too the mayor of manehatten!"
The out came a grey coated stallion with a suite and tie walked up on the stage his is a bill sign with a quill head adjust his neck tie proudly in front of the crowed.
"And theres...Daddy." Cheese said
"Hello everypony glad to be here on business," He said in a deadpan voice. "With the raising treat of King Sombra and the Storm King a good relationship is in order. That is way my wife and I are donating a check of 100 Million bits to our Military."
The crowd applauded as a grey mare in a business suit walked out on to the stage with large check. Her cutie mare was a large gavel banging on a stand.
"Thank you judge Snooty." Said mayor mare taking the check.
"Yes," Said the judge in a deadpan voice. "We are so proud to leave in Equestria, and of our son Mudbraier. Who just got his start at Hayvard Law.
A tall grey stallion with a bowl cut trotted out to join his parents. His Cutie Mark was quite literally a stick in the Mud.
"Technically!" The Stallion said stoickly, " I haven't stated yet. I received an acceptance letter, but won't officially be starting until."
His mother quickly covered his mouth before he could continue.
Flash and Soarin looked at Cheese's face turning red.
"Umm...Cheese?" Said Soarin "Why didn't you tell us your dad was the mayor of manehatten?"
"Why did't you tell us that your dad was the leader of Shadowbolts?" Ask Cheese angrily
"Touche," Said Soarin.
"Yes," Said Fuddy Duddy on the stage, "Our family has a lot to be proud of..."
"Booo Hissss!" Shouted a voice from the crowd.
Everypony turn to see Cheese shouting. Soarin and Flash smiled sheepishly besides him.
"No more years! No more years!" Cheese called out.
"...And a lot to be ashamed of," said Fuddy Duddy rolling his eyes.
Later back at the Soda Parlor
Cheese introduce his friends to his family.
"Everpony this is are my 'family'," Cheese said unenthusiastically, "My father Mayor Fuddy Duddy..."
"A pleasure to make your aquaintance," said Fuddy Duddy dryly.
"My mother Judge Snooty," Cheese said.
"Greetings," said the Judge.
"And my brother Mudbraier," finished Cheese.
Everypony galancd at blank space where Mudbriar was supposed to be. They then looked over to the counter where he was speaking to a waitress.
"Do you have anything organic on this menu," he asked.
Everypony looked at the stallion confused.
"Oh, I apologize, was I supposed to wait for you to finish?" Mudbriar statee
The Mane six and stallions glance at each other nervously for a moment, trying to figure out what to make of all this. Finallyo Twilight spoke up.
"Hello nice to meet you, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle."
"Yes we know who you." Mayor Fuddy said as he shook her hoof unenthusiastically.
"Technically," said Mudbriar, "We've met several times, what with your family being dignitaries, and our family being elected officials in the Equestrian Government."
Everpony gritted their teeth nervously.
"Anyhow," said Applejack sheepishly, "It sure is nice is nice of ya'll to visit cheese after all this time."
"Technically," said Mud Briar, "We aren we visiting. We came to Tambelon to donate a sizeable check to the local government."
Everypony shuffled their hooves, you cut the tension with a knife.
"Ahem...Well Cheese has told us a lot about you," said Fluttershy quietly.
"There's a shock," said Jusge Snooty rolling her eyes.
"Technically..." started Mudbrirar.
"Mudbriar, you must stop doing that," Snooty said cutting him off.
"Anyhoo!" said Pinkie Pie popping up between Cheese and Fuddy Duddy, "Now that your all together again, I'm sure that something you'd like to tell Cheese."
The pink pony pushed the father and son close together.
"As a matter of fact there is," said Fuddy Duddy.
Everpony leaned in closely in anticipation.
"Here you go," said Fuddy Duddy handed Cheese a large roll of parchment.
"What's this," asked Cheese unrolling the paper.
"A bill for all the damages you caused during the Mirror Pool incident," Fuddy Duddy said matter of factly,
You could nearly hear glass shatteing as all the ponies winced at they'd just heard.
"Oh, bad move," said TrenderHoof backing away slowly.
"What dis you think the donation check was for," said Fuddy Duddy, "It's was to make up for the embarrassment our son cause."
As Fuddy Duddy and Sbooty trurned to leave, Cheese's Face quickly began to turn red.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Cheese shouted leaping up into the air with smoke coming out of his ears.
"Buddy! Buddy! Calm down!" shouted Flash and Soarin as they attempted to hold back Cheese befor he charged.
"No!" said Cheese, "I haven't these ponies years and all they have to say to me is 'Heres the Bill'!?"
"Your the one who ran away from home for no good reason?" said Judge Snooty, "You could have come home anytime you wanted."
"Come home to what?!" asked Cheese, "My Parents who never supported me!?"
"Humph." Fuddy said "Well I see nothings changed. You always Villanize us, Just because we don't approve of you Ridiculous Nonsense."
"And there you guys go using those big words I do not understand!?" Cheese snapped back. "Do you know how confused I was as a Kid!?"
"Okay!" Pinkie shouted as she tried to sepearte Cheese from his parents, while Soarin and Flash held. "How about we all clam down, have some sodas, and talk about this."
"We supported you plenty," said Fuddy Duddy, "Just not on your crazy dream of being a clown."
"I'm not a clown!" Shouted Cheese ripping up the bill and throwing it up into the air like confetti, "I'm a Party Pony!"
"Exaclty," said Fuddy Duddy, "A Clown?"
"Hey now," said Pinkie Pie jabbing a hood in Fuddy Duddy's chest., "That's offensive to Party Ponies everywhere!"
"What's offensive is having an ungrateful son," said Snooty, "Who doesn't appreciate all the wonderful opportunities we presented him with."
"Wonderful Opper...You think I don't..." Cheese stuttered, "Grrrrrrrr!"
Suddenly a smile popped on Cheese's face.
"Twilight hold this for a moment," said Cheese handing he a gift.
"Uh, okay," said Twilight looking at the girt confused.
Suddenly the gift exploded into a cloud of dust snd confetti. When the dust cleared Cheese was gone.
"Hmph," said Fuddy Duddy unamused, "Come Mubriar, we're leaving."
"Technically," said Mudbriar looking at the menu, "I'm still ordering."
"Fine, meet us at the hotel," said Judge Snooty leaving with her Husband.
The mane six ans stallions five just stood there after what just happened.
"Okay everypony," said Flash with a start, "We can still salvage this. Girls, you try to talk to Cheese's parents, the rest of us will try to find Cheese. Let's move everypony."
The everypony rushed out of Diner, leaving only Mudbriar, still talking to the waitress.
"Do you have anything without glutton?"
Later that night at the Ponyville Playhouse
Cheese Sandwich was up on the stage singing kareoke while playing his accordian. He was wearing a frilly blue suit suit jacketmwith white fringe.
"Daddy"
"Daddy wasn't there"
"Mommy"
"Mommy wasn't there"
"To take me to the fair"
"It seems that they don't care"
"Daddy wasn't there"
The rest of the stallions suddenly walked in looking for Cheese.
"There he is," said Trenderhoof, "But what is he wearing!?"
"Daddy" Cheese continued
"Daddy wasn't there"
"To change my underwear"
"It seems he doesn't care"
"Daddy wasn't there"
The entire audience looked up at Cheese with confusion.
"When I first arrived" Cheese's baby pictures
"When I was criticized" Cheese with a C
"When I was ostracized" Young Cheese bullied
"When I was jazzicized" Cheese Jazzerciaing in legwarmers
"Ice cream and cherry pies" Ice Cream and Cherry Pies
"When my clothes were dried" Cheese hanging laundry
"When there tears in my eyes" Cheese drying his tears
"Daddy wasn't there"
"Um bro," asked Rumble who was im the audience with the Ponyville boys, "What is Cheese doing."
"Don't ask," said Thunderlane
"When I first arrived"
"When I was criticized"
"When I was ostracized"
"When I was jazzicized"
"Ice cream and cherry pies"
"When my chothew were dried"
"When there were tear jn my eyes"
"Daddy wasn't there"
Cheese bowed to the audience as he finished his song, "Thank you, thank you."
As the lights turnes on he saw his friends in the audience.
"I should have know you'd find me," said Cheese, "How'd you know where I'd be."
"You literally come here every week," said Troubleshoes rolling his eyes.
"Cheese," said Flash, "Why don't you put down the accordian and actually talk to your parents?"
"I've already tried that," said Cheese packing up, "You've seen how they are."
"Yeah, they seem like real pieces of work," agreed Soarin, "But you'll get over this until you confront them. Trust me I know."
"How did this all start anyway," asked Thunderlane.
"Oh I'll tell ya how it all started" said Cheese sitting down, "Begin Flashback!"
Flashback
We open on large park in the middle of Manehatten. A young Cheese Sandwich walks about as young fillies and cold play about, excitedly flying kites and jumping rope. He nervously avoids them all afraid to make eye contact.
"It all started when I was ten years old. Believe it or not, back then I was so shy nopony even knew my name.
Suddenly we open a large circus tent standing in the middle of Manehatten.
"Then the circus came to manehatten!"
A young Cheese Sandwich sits in the stands between his parents muching popcorn,
"I was watching the circus it with my parents and my brother. Then when the clowns came out on stage, the funnest clown of them all was Ponyacci."
The spotlight shone down on a stallion is a rainbow wig amd polka dotted outfit. Ponyacci dives down from the trapeeze, lands on a ball and begins dancing around on it, all while juggling and blowing balloon animals. The young Cheese Sandwich's face lit up as Ponyacci handed him a balloon animal shaped like a chicken.
"He was making everypony laughed so hard I thought they were going to bust a gut, myself included. Everypony in that circus was Lauging Out Loud..."
Young Cheese then looked over at his parents and brother, all of whom had bored looks on their faces, much to his disappointment.
"...Everypony except my family thst is. 'Humor and fun is a waste of time!' That's all Mommy and Daddy said."
End of flashback
"I wanted to be a part of that humor and fun but no!" Cheese said sluing down a rootbeer float "All Daddy and Mommy wanted was for me to me be like my brother here, a Stick in the Mud! nooffense."
"None taken," replied Mudbraier who had somehow joined them.
Cheese's began to tear up at that at first, and then his sadness turn back to anger.
"And that's why I ran away!" Cheese shouted "They were more interest in they're boring jobs their own son following his dreams! And this talk is over, 'Thank's for stopping by Mom and Dad! Hope to never see you guys again! Goodbye!' "
The rest of the Stallions glanced at each other as Cheese chugged down another root beer float.
"This could take awhile," said Soarin.
Meanwhile at the Golden Horseshoe Hotel
Fuddy Duddy and Snooty were speaking with concierge, mich to his annoyance.
"Yes we were informed that our suite would have a king sized bed," explained Snooty, "However it is quite obviously a queen sized matress."
The concierge rolled his eyes.
"Ahem," a voice coughed.
Fuddy Duddy and Snooty turned to see that the Mane Six had entered the lobby.
"Hi!" Said Pinkie Pie, "You probably don't remember us but..."
"Oh we remeber you," said Snooty, "Concierge, isn't there a rule that states only guests are allowed in this Lobby?"
"Look," said Twilight growing frustrated, "I understand that the two of you are very busy, but if you could just give us a moment to talk to you about Cheese..."
"Talk about what?" said Fuddy Duddy, "How our son Cheese Feta Chedder Sandwich let all thos silliness go to his head breaking our hearts."
Pinkie Pie's face slowly began to grow bright red, until suddenly steam began pouring out of her ears.
The two parents turned and began trotting down the hallway, when they were suddenly stopped by a bright pink blur.
"Enough!" Pinkie shouted to her fellow party pony planer's paremts, "Go back to lobby and sit down mister big shot, and I mean Now!"
Cheese's parents were surprised by what the pink mare just roared at them. Finally they sighed and sat down a table in the lobby,
"Okay now," said Pinkie Pie sitting sown beside them, "Let's hear what the parents have to say."
"Very well," Fuddy Duddy said "When my wife and I were you're ages, we learned eraly on that if we focus all our attention on our work and nothing else, we could be successful at anything we put out minds to."
"Sounds like a good philosophy to live by," agreed Applejack.
"And that things like 'having fun' or 'a sense of humor' would just get in the way," finished Judge Snooty.
"That, not so much," said Applejack gritting her teeth,
"We only wanted what was best for both our sons," said Fuddy Duddy, "It's not our fault he never appreciated it."
"I beg you pardon Mister Mayor," said Twilight, "But aren't you technically forgetting something about all Cheese's achievements since he came to Tambelon?
"Like Saving Equestria?" Pointed out Rainbow Dash.
"Or Joining the Royal Guard?" Pointed out Fluttershy.
"Don you think you should congratulate him?" asked Rarity, "And also, tell him how much we have missed him?"
Both parents just sat there in silence before glancing at each other and then back at the mares.
Finally the two ponies sighed swallowing their pride.
"Yes, we have heard how our son helped save Equesatria," said Fuddy Duddy "From stopping King Sombra to becoming a guard pony. And we admit we did feel proud."
Pinkie Pie and the other mares felt touch by the parents words.
"But then we saw how ridiculous he was acting when we arrived here," finished Snooty.
Glass seemed to shatter as the mares heard those words.
"Fun and humor is a wasted of time," grumble Fuddy Duddy, "and it's perfectly clear to us now that Cheese will never learn that."
As the twi parents stood up to leave, a loud and with a familiar voice suddenly shouted out.
"I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH!"
A bright purple fog filled the lobby followed by a blinding flash of light. When the ponies eyes cleared, they saw a chubby light purple coated, Dark purple Alicorn standing before them.
"Prince Liamire!?" Everypony gasped.
"That's right! It is I Primce Liamire, the Alicorn Prince of Parties!" He said as he glared at Cheese's parents, "And this outrageousness against fun and parties must stop! Saying that these things are a 'waste of time'!? No wonder your kid wanted to run away?"
"Well Prince we..." Fuddy duddy didn't get to finish as Prince Liamire used his magic boom box to unleashed music that was so loud that the entire hotel heard it.
"You two are going to learn how to have fun" Said Liamire angrily pointing his horn at Fuddy Duddy and Snooty, "And that parties are not a wasted of time, my friends."
Back at Ponyville Playhouse
"And then," said Cheese slamming down another root beer float, "He said 'As long as you are living under my roof you will never be a Super Dooper Party Pony!' Not in those exact words specifically, but the point is that was it. I packed up my bags and walked out the door of our penthouforever!"
"That's it, I'm cutting you off," said Thunderlane snatching the rootbeer from Cheese
"So I started wandering around Equestria, looking for a place belong," continued Cheese, "I stumbled into Tambelon one afternoon by chance. There I ran into Soarin and Flash who became my best friends. Eventually we teamed up Twilight, Applejack, Rariry, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie to fight some Diamond Dogs. Thunderlane tired to arrest us, but Twilight gave us a royal pardon. Then Princess Luna visited us all in dream where she told us..."
"Cheese," said Trenderhoof frustrated, "we already know all this we were there when it happened!"
"Technically," interrupted Mudbriar, "I wasn't there..."
"Which is why I was filling him in on the details," said Cheese, "Weren't you paying attention."
"That was a very sad, very long story Cheese," said Soarin, "but like I keep saying...You need to confront your Dad!"
"Why bother!" exclaimed Cheese, "The only reason he came ro visit me, was to give me a massive bill!"
"Technically," said Mudbriar, "Mom and Dad wanted to mail it to you. I convinced them to visit you."
"You see!" said Cheese Sandwich, "They won't even come to visit me, unless my perfect brother convinces them come."
"Technically," said Mudbriar, "I'm not perfect, Mod and Dad and I disagree on lots of things."
"Oh please," said Cheese Sandwich, "Your there perfect son who got into lawschool!"
"Technically," said Mudbriar, "I never said I wanted to go to lawschool."
"You see, I...Wait, what?" said Cheese confused.
"I never said I wanted to go to lawschool," said Mudbriar.
"But getting into Hayvard Law has always your dream!?" said Cheese Sandwich in disbelief.
"Technically, getting Hayvard Law was mom and dad's dream," exclaimed Mudbriar, "I was to get my Stickterate in Stick Science."
"Whosabit in what now?" asked Trenderhoof confused.
"Stick Science," explained Mudbriar, "The science of sticks, and the different kind of wood sticks are made of, and the dofferent kind of trees sticks come from, and how to tell whitch trees sticks come from, and how old the trees the sticks came from are..."
The other stallions were quicklu getting bored with Midbriar's explanation.
"And I thought Cheese was crazy," said Soarin cluthing his head in agrivation.
"But why haven't you told mom and dad about this?" asked Cheese confused.
"I'm not like you Cheese," said Mudbriar, "I don't have the courage to stand up to Mom and Dad, it's one of the many things that I admire about you."
"Huh, how about that," said Cheese stunned.
"CHEEEEEEEESE!" Shouted a voice out loud.
"Huh, what" said Trenderhood suddenly waking up from Musbriar's explanation.
Everypony turned to see Pinkie Pie bursting into the room.
"We have a big problem!"
Cheese Sandwich, Mud Briar and the other Stallions raced after Pinkie Pie throught the streets of Tambelon.
"Pinkie Pie," said Flash Sentry trying to keep up, "Could you explain to me again what exactly is going on?"
"That's exactly what is going on!" said Pinkie Pie pointing her hoof forward.
The stallions' jaws dropped at the sight of what had once been the Golden Horseshoe Hotel. Bright spotlights lit up the skies as fireworks when off from the roof. Loud music be heard from within the hotel, as the windows each of windows blinked with bright and colorful lights.
The stallions and Pinkie Pie rushed inside what had once been the lobby. A gaint checkerboard dancefloor had taken up a majority of the hotel, while Liamire sat at a massive turntable with numerous spears blaring out party music.
The prince parties had used a spell to make everypony in the hotel dance uncontrollably. Twilight Sparkle was currently doing the tango with Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash was being forced to do the robot on midair. Applejack was stuck square dancing with Rarity, much to the unicorns horror. The concierge was leading entire hotel staff in the world's longest conga line. Even Fuddy Duddy and Judge Snooty were dancing, being forced to polka dance by Liamire himself.
"I've never seen mom and dad so happy before," said Mudbriar.
"There's only one way to get out of this!" Shouted Liamire, "And that's for these two tok admit that fun is not a waste of time!"
"We've already addmited it!" shouted Fuddy Duddy, "We've said it about a hundred time!"
"You keep saying it! But I'm not believing it!" Laughed Liamire.
Cheese watch as his parents were forced to dance against their will. As mad as he was at them, he knew that he needed to get them out of this. Cheese sandwich race up to Liamire and leapt up onto the turntable.
"Prince Liamire! I challenge you to a Good Off!"
"GAAAAAAASSP!" exclaimed Pinkie, "Not the Goof Off..."
"Um, what's a Goof off," Asked Soarin confused.
"According to my Official Goof Off Rule Book," said Twilight still dancing.
"She actually has a Goof Off Rule Book!?" excalaimed Rainbow Dash in disbelief.
"The two competitors have free range to Goof About," continued Twilight, "Either by Singing, Dancing, Playing, Prancing, Joking or Performing to make the audience chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffa, hoot and hooler, whoop it up, and party it up!"
"Who made these ridiculous rules!?" Exclaimed Judge Snooty in disbelief.
"I'd says there extremely detailedand well organized," said Mudbriar, "I respect the pony who came up with them..."
"Why, Thank you!" said Liamire taking a bow.
"The funnier, sillier, and goofier, the better," finished Twilight, "Since were the only ponies here, I guess that makes up the audience.
a smug smile crossed Liamire's face.
"It's party time!" He shouted ringing a gong.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
Liamire slammed down on the turn tables blasting out loud music.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
Fuddy Duddy glance up at the Alicorn Prince nervously and then at his son.
"What ever this is son," he said "I hope it works!"
"It will pop," said Cheese pulling out an Acordian.
"So you're a tough guy"
"Like it really rough guy"
"Just can't get enough guy"
"Chest always so puffed guy"
Cheese sang pointing up at the Alicorn.
"Well I'm that bad type"
"Made ymy mama sad type"
"Make My girlfriend mad type"
"Might have lost my dad type"
"I'm the bad guy (Duh)"
Cheese's parent's glanced at each other feeling guilty.
"Mare I'm physically fit, physically fit"
"Physically, physically, physically fit!"
"Physically fit, physically fit"
"Physically, physically, physically"
Sang Liamire jamming on his turn table.
"Mare you nice, sweet, fantastic"
"Big ship on de ocean like a big Titanic"
"Mare you nice, sweet, energetic"
"Big ship on de ocean like a big Titanic"
Cheese leapt up on the turn tanble jamming on his accordian.
"I can buy myself flowers"
"Write my name in the sand" Cheese writes his name on the becah
"Talk to myself for hours" Cheese talking on the phone
"Say things you don't understand"
"I can take myself dancing" Cheese Disco Dancinf
"And I can make my own plan" Cheese in a hard hat doing construction
"Yeah, I can lovе me better than"
"You can," Cheese pointed an accusing hoof down at his parents.
Fuddy Dudy and Judge Snootly slinked down sheepisly.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
Liamire slammed down on his turn table, blasting Cheese Sandwich away with music.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"I don't know if i can do this said Cheese," picking himself up, "He's just to darn good at partying."
"No he's not!" said Judge Snooty dancing over to her son, "He just keeps playing the same loud music over and over again."
"You've got way more talent than he does," said Fuddy Duddy joining his wife, "Now show that blowhard what you've got.
Cheese smiles as his parents began dancing alongside him, following his lead as he jammed on his accordian.
"I used to think I was smart"
"But you made me look so naive" Cheese sang drawing his parents close to him
"The way you sold me for parts" Cheese leapt up into the air
"You sunk your teeth into me" Playing an Accordion solo midair
Cheese leapt up onto the turntable and glared at Liamire, Nose to Nose.
"Oh, bloodsucker (Bleh), dream crusher"
"Bleeding me dry like a gosh darn vampire 'fruit bat' "
Furious, Liamire pulled up Pinkie Pie and began dancing with her.
"Mare ya nice an energetic"
"Big ship pon de ocean like a big Titanic"
"Mare ya nice broad face and ya nice hip"
"Make man flip and bust up them lip"
Cheese pulled Pinkie Pie away from thenAlicorm, and the two ponyies lande on a horse carriage wearing cowboy outfits. Cheese's parents were pulling the, forward throught a western backdrop, while Cheese jammed on the Accordian.
"Yeah, I'm gonna take my filly to the old town road"
"I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more"
"I'm gonna take my filly to the old town road"
"I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Yeah, yeah)"
"Can't nobody tell me nothing"
"You can't tell him nothing, no!" Sang Pinkie Pie joining in.
"Can't nobody tell me nothing" They sang together.
Furious Liamire poofednup several more stereos and made his turntable even larger.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it" A Chorus line began singing along with him.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"Everypony!" shouted Cheese sandwich to his friends, "I'm gonna needja to join in for the big finish!"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to move it"
"Do we have to," asked Rainbow Dash still being froced to to the robot.
"Yes you do!" said Soarin pullong her to join in.
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"I like to move it, move it"
"You like to..."
All of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light halting Limire's Music. When it cleared Cheese Sandwich was standing on the dance floor in a sequent disco suit. The mane six and stallions were standing behind him in street dancing clothes.
Cheese tapped his hoof as he began playing his accordian.
"I party too late"
"Got nothing in my brain"
"That's what ponies say, mhm"
"That's what people say, mhm"
Cheese began dancing with his pony posses of friends dancing behind him.
"But a ponies gonna play (Play, play, play, play)"
"And the haters gonna hate (Hate, hate, hate, hate)"
"Pony, I'm just gonna shake (Shake, shake, shake, shake)"
"I shake it off, shake it off (Ooh-ooh-ooh)"
Suddenly Fuddy Duddy and Snooty felt something that they haven't before, they were having fun. And that dear readers, as they say made the fun in theor heart grow three sizes that day.
"Heartbreakers gonna break (Break, break, break, break)"
"And the fakers gonna fake (Fake, fake, fake, fake)"
"Baby, I'm just gonna shake (Shake, shake, shake, shake)"
"I shake it off, shake it off"
With a newfound appreciation for fun parties, and especially their son Cheese, they were soon joining in enjoying themselves. Pretty soon the hotel staff was joint in. Even Mudbraier was joining in. And Cheese began to sing a much happier song.
"That's right, I'm gonna shake it off"
"(Gonna shake it off, watch me shake it off)"
"(Shake, shake, shake it off)"
"(Hey)"
As the music halted, and everpony posed in place, Prince Liamire then trotted forward.
"That was the most amazing dance ever!" the Alicorn exclaimed tuning to Cheese's parents. "And I assumed that you two learned a thing or two about fun?"
"FUN!" Fuddy Duddy exclaimed "WE LOVE FUN! And parties and dancing!
"Why didn't we try this sooner? exclaime Snooty, "I finally get what it's all about it now!"
"Then my work here is done," said Liamire taking a bow.
And with a puff of smoke he dissapeared.
Later that night Cheese, Pinke, and his family were relaxing in the lounge with the hotel staff cleaned up the confetti.
"Well that was certainly and experience," said Judge Snooty taking a sip of coffee.
"Ahem," coughed Pinkie Pie.
The pink pony gestures her head twoards Cheese Sandwich, hoping his parents would get the message.
Fuddy Duddy and Snooty looked at each other, and then turne to their son Cheese.
"Son, we now may have been hard on you in the past," said Fuddy Duddy nervously.
"Go on," said Pinkie Pie.
"But we only ddi it beceause we always wanted was best for you," said Snooty sadly.
"We finally understand why you wanted to throw parties so much," Fuddy Duddy with a smile, "And it this is reaaly the path you with to go on, then we support you."
Tears began to slowly well up into Cheese Sandwichs eyes until finally he couldn't hold it in anymore.
"I missed you guys too!" Cheese said as he hugged both his parents and Mudbraier.
"I can't believe how enjoyable fun can be," Snooty said, " We should do things like this more often!"
"Technically," Mudbraier said "That was fun miss, you bro."
"Well, alls well that ends well," said Fuddy Duddy leaning back to sip his coffee.
Everypony relaxed for a moment, until Mudbriar spoke up,
"While were on the subjet, I have no intention of going to lawschool..."
"WHAAAAT!?" Shouted out Fuddy Duddy and Snooty there screams heard from outside the hotel.
