A quick A/N, I honestly forgot what I originally based Trihexia's appearance on, so for now, she's an original character. She has the ability to change forms at will, but she prefers to stick with her loli nun cosplayer look—it's just the most comfortable for her.
Trihexia sighed heavily, flipping another page of an ancient tome, her silver-blue eyes scanning the contents with lethargic disinterest. The room around her, a cavernous personal library, was bathed in the soft glow of floating soul-lanterns, their eerie green flames flickering gently, illuminating the thousands of dust-covered texts that lined the towering shelves.
She had been reading for days, sifting through countless records on celestial prophecy, divine rebellions, and forbidden lore regarding fallen angels and corrupted Seraphim. But despite scouring the most hidden and blasphemous texts in the Underworld's archives…
She had found nothing.
No mention of the red-haloed angel from her vision.
No record of a celestial capable of warping reality itself.
No clues as to why she had seen Naruto bleeding out before its feet.
Trihexia snapped the book shut in frustration, her expression twisting into a rare look of genuine irritation.
"Tch. 576 books… and still nothing."
She sat up, rubbing her temples before stretching her arms lazily. Her flowing silver hair spilled over her shoulders, cascading like liquid starlight, and her petite frame—though deceptively small—radiated a pressure that could crush mountains if she willed it.
"This is annoying. Even I can't predict if my vision is set in stone… or just a possibility."
Leaning back, Trihexia exhaled slowly, staring at the endless shelves filled with countless forgotten secrets. Some of these books held knowledge that could shatter entire dimensions, yet at this moment, not one of them could help her.
That's when an idea struck her.
A smirk curled across her lips.
"Tch. Why am I wasting my time reading?"
With a snap of her delicate fingers, a crimson mist swirled into existence, condensing into a dakimakura (hug pillow)—and not just any pillow…
It was Naruto, topless, posing with his usual bored, annoyed expression, but his toned physique was fully on display.
Trihexia squealed softly, hugging the pillow tightly.
"Fufufu~ This is much better than some dusty old books."
The ruler of the Underworld, the embodiment of chaos and destruction, was now snuggling a Naruto body pillow on the library floor.
For a solid ten minutes, she kicked her feet playfully, rolling around as she hugged it, completely disregarding the mountains of unread books around her.
"Naru-chan, you're so mean! Leaving me all alone like this." She pouted dramatically, rubbing her cheek against the pillow's printed abs.
"You don't even call~ You don't even write~!"
She paused, then grinned mischievously.
"Maybe I should just abduct you, keep you locked up here. Wouldn't that be fun, Naru-chan?~"
Her thoughts wandered for a moment before she groaned, sitting back up.
"Ugh. No. If I did that, Lucy would just come running to drag him back."
She sighed heavily before tossing the pillow aside. As much as she enjoyed teasing Naruto, she still had more important matters to deal with.
Like finding out if her vision was a prophecy… or a warning.
With a wave of her hand, the pillow vanished into a puff of smoke, and her expression returned to one of serious contemplation.
Taking a deep breath, Trihexia lowered her palm to the floor, where she began tracing ancient runes into the ground with just her index finger. The symbols burned with a subtle golden glow, forming a complex magic circle that pulsed with divine energy, something rarely seen in the Underworld.
She sat in the center of it, closed her eyes, and whispered:
"By the authority of the Monarch of Sin… I call upon the First of the Heavenly Throne. The Guardian of the Sacred—Michael."
The runes beneath her flared to life, shifting in color from gold to brilliant white, radiating a light that was entirely unnatural in this realm.
From the center of the circle, a single object materialized—
A crystal, smooth and translucent, but with a radiant golden core pulsing within.
Trihexia smirked.
"Time to call Heaven's lapdog."
Chapter 5: Lust
The air rippled unnaturally as a glowing purple sigil carved itself into the fabric of space. Ancient symbols, humming with an otherworldly energy, pulsed violently as the veil between dimensions split open, allowing something... someone to step through.
A pillar of purple lightning erupted from the magic circle, illuminating the battlefield with an eerie, electric glow. The air crackled, thick with demonic energy, sending a chilling shudder down Lucy's spine.
As the light faded, a woman emerged.
And she was stunning.
Her midnight-black hair cascaded in a long, silken ponytail, reaching the very backs of her legs, with two graceful strands sloping backward from the top, tucked neatly into an ornate orange ribbon. Her eyes, a shade of deep violet, shimmered with mischief and danger, yet behind them lurked an ancient, almost primordial knowledge.
She was dressed in a battle-kimono, a blood-red haori draped loosely over her shoulders, revealing dangerous curves, and beneath it, a black short hakama that stopped just above the knee. A pair of zori sandals, wrapped in black straps, barely made a sound as she stepped forward.
Everything about her radiated power.
Her presence was domineering, yet alluring—terrifying, yet enticing.
And the first words that left her lips—
"Ara~ Ara~, who's the naughty girl that summoned the great Akeno?"
Lucy shivered, gripping the Lust Key tightly.
Then, the devil's playful smile vanished.
"Where is Wrath? Where is he?"
Her tone was no longer teasing.
Her gaze—piercing.
"GRAAAH! ENOUGH OF THIS! I'LL DEVOUR YOU ALL!"
Lullaby, the colossal death-flute demon, unleashed an ear-shattering roar, raising one massive claw to strike down the new arrival—
But then—
CRACK!
A flash of black lightning split the sky, slamming directly into Lullaby's monstrous face.
BOOM!
A shockwave of pure destruction detonated against the beast, sending charred wood and splintered bone flying in all directions. The ground trembled, the station shook, and even Erza, Gray, and Natsu braced themselves against the shock.
Lullaby staggered back, its monstrous form crashing against the remains of a half-destroyed building, causing the structure to cave in from the impact.
The dust settled.
Silence followed.
Akeno… simply sighed in disappointment.
"Shame… Not even a single scream."
She tilted her head, resting a delicate hand against her cheek, before her eyes locked onto Lucy once again—this time, unamused.
And with the voice of a storm brewing, she asked—
"Where. Is. Naruto?"
Lucy felt her throat go dry.
"H-He was called back to the Underworld," she managed to stammer.
Akeno's violet eyes darkened.
Lucy's chest tightened.
There was a presence to Akeno, something more sinister, more commanding than even Naruto himself. Where Naruto's aura carried the weight of unrelenting power, Akeno's was different—unpredictable, erratic, and absolutely dangerous.
And Lucy was now trapped in a contract negotiation with her.
"Lucy!"
Erza, Gray, and Natsu had finally recovered, rushing forward to protect her—
But—
CRACK!
A bolt of black lightning struck the ground before them, forcing them to halt instantly.
The air burned, the ground sizzled beneath the surge of demonic electricity.
"Do not interfere," Akeno's voice was sharp, a complete departure from her usual playful tone.
"This is a negotiation between contractor and summon."
Erza gritted her teeth, fingers twitching toward her sword.
"Gabriel, get Lucy out of there."
The blonde seraph hesitated.
"I… cannot."
Everyone turned to her.
Gabriel's expression was serious, her hands clasped over her heart.
"A contract between the celestial and infernal must not be interrupted. If Lucy-sama has called upon this devil, then she must handle the terms herself."
"I agree. One must respect the signing of a contract," Virgo added, her expression neutral. (A/N:She was summoned off screen to help innocent bystanders)
Erza clenched her fists.
"Tch… Damn it."
They had no choice but to watch.
Akeno stalked toward Lucy, her hips swaying with an unnatural, predatory grace.
Lucy, despite her fear, stood her ground.
"Your name?" Akeno asked, stopping just before her.
"L-Lucy Heartfilia."
Akeno's smile widened.
"Mm, you have a nice body."
Lucy's entire face turned red.
"T-Thanks?!"
The devil chuckled, lifting her hand and gently cupping Lucy's cheek.
"You know how this works, don't you?"
Lucy swallowed and nodded slowly.
Akeno smirked.
"Good. Then tell me, Lucy Heartfilia—what do you offer in exchange for this contract?"
Lucy froze.
Akeno waited.
Seconds passed.
Akeno's smirk widened.
"Oh? Nothing? Then how about…"
She leaned in, her warm breath tickling Lucy's ear.
"I get Naruto… every weekday."
Lucy jerked back in shock.
"W-WHAT?!"
Her mind spun wildly. If she agreed—Naruto would be taken away from her. If she refused, she would lose the key forever.
Her fingers tightened into fists, and then—
A small blush crept up her cheeks.
"W-Weekends!"
Akeno tilted her head, intrigued.
"Weekdays."
"Weekends!"
"Ara~ Your lust for him is delicious. I like it.~"
"I—I am NOT lusting for Naruto!"
Akeno cupped her face again, grinning.
"Oh, but you are. You just don't want to admit it."
Lucy glared.
"Weekends. Final offer."
Akeno laughed softly, stepping back.
"Fufufu~ Alright, you win."
Lucy sighed in relief—until Akeno added,
"But you can't interrupt us when we're together. Oh, and… you're free to join us if you'd like.~"
Lucy's brain short-circuited.
And then—
"GRAAAH! YOU BITCH!"
Lullaby's roar of fury split the heavens, shaking the battlefield as the monstrous demon rose once more. Its charred body crackled and groaned, splintered wood and molten bark barely holding together under its own weight.
And yet—
It refused to die.
Akeno sighed dramatically, placing a delicate hand on her cheek as she watched the burning husk of a once-mighty creature struggle to stand.
"Ara~ You're still alive?"
Her voice was mocking, laced with a sultry amusement that only made the demon's hatred burn hotter.
Above them, the storm churned—lightning danced within the clouds, casting long shadows across the ruined landscape. The air was heavy with static, the scent of ozone and death thick on the battlefield.
Lullaby's three-eyed skull twisted toward her, its grotesque features contorting in rage. It inhaled deeply, drawing magic from the very air itself, its maw widening as an enormous magic circle formed before it.
This wasn't just an attack.
This was a curse.
A spell that would erase everything in its path.
Akeno's smile sharpened, a glimmer of something wicked flashing through her violet eyes.
"Fufufu~ Cute."
She lifted her hand, letting dark electricity crackle along her fingers as the storm above seemed to bend to her will.
"This one is a little trick Pride taught me a while ago… his favorite, actually."
She extended her arm, her fingers forming the ancient seal of destruction.
"KIRIN."
The skies screamed.
BOOM!
A single bolt of black lightning ripped through the heavens like the judgment of a god. It was massive—no, it was alive—a living serpent of electricity, its body twisting and writhing as it descended from the storm.
Faster than thought. Faster than sound.
Lullaby's massive frame never stood a chance.
The instant the lightning struck, the world erupted in chaos.
A pillar of destruction roared upward, swallowing the titanic demon whole. The air detonated in a massive shockwave, obliterating everything in a three-mile radius. The very fabric of reality wavered, the sheer heat and pressure igniting the very ground beneath them.
For a moment—just a moment—the battlefield was nothing but blinding white light.
And when it faded—
Lullaby was gone.
Not broken.
Not wounded.
Not even a corpse remained.
Just a gaping crater, its edges still crackling with black lightning, the earth itself scorched beyond recognition.
Akeno giggled, placing a hand to her lips as she admired her handiwork.
"Ara ara~ The way they scream before they burn... it's just delightful."
Behind her, Lucy could only stare—wide-eyed, breathless, shaken to her core.
This wasn't magic.
This wasn't a battle.
This was pure annihilation.
Akeno landed gracefully, the last traces of black lightning flickering off her fingertips. Around her, the mages of Fairy Tail stood frozen—half in awe, half in sheer terror. The demon they had struggled against for so long was nothing but ash, erased from existence like it had never been there at all.
Gabriel, still in a state of wonder, floated down beside Erza, gently pressing a glowing hand to her bruises. "That was… breathtaking," she whispered, her golden eyes shimmering in admiration. "Such destruction… but it was oddly elegant."
Lucy, however, was still gawking at the battlefield, her mind struggling to process what had just happened. One attack. One attack and Lullaby was completely gone.
"T-That was…" Lucy muttered, still staring at the smoking crater where a massive demon used to be.
Akeno turned to her, placing a delicate hand on her cheek, her expression innocent yet smug. "Ara~ You're making me blush, Lucy-chan." She giggled, pressing her fingers lightly against her lips. "It's just 20% of my power, after all~."
Lucy stiffened.
20%.
Akeno's smile widened, her voice turning silky and dark.
"Fufu~ Of course, I held back. I know you wouldn't want your dear friends to be... fried
"Such a shame, though... I do love hearing their beautiful screams"
Silence.
Lucy took a very slow step back.
"Y-You're a sadist, aren't you?" she muttered, sweat rolling down her forehead.
Akeno's only response was an even wider, more sinister grin.
Before Lucy could even think about running, the air in front of her twisted, and a Vortex of hellfire and shadows collapsing appeared.
Then—he arrived.
A blonde devil stepped through, hands in his pockets, looking unimpressed as he scanned the wreckage around him. His icy blue gaze landed on the burning remains of Lullaby before shifting to the stunned group of Fairy Tail mages.
"...I was gone for how long, exactly?"
Before anyone could answer, Akeno's eyes gleamed with something far more dangerous than lightning.
"Ara~ I was expecting you, Naruto-kun~"
Naruto stiffened instantly. His body went rigid, a bead of sweat rolled down his temple. He didn't even need to look—he knew that voice.
Slowly, robotically, he turned to Lucy, his face completely blank.
"…Lucy."
Lucy swallowed.
"W-What?"
Naruto's gaze darkened.
"What have you done?"
Lucy quickly pointed at the empty space where Lullaby used to be. "I-I had no choice! I had to help them!" she blurted out, trying to justify her horrible, horrible mistake.
Naruto's expression did not change.
"And you thought summoning her was the solution?"
"I-I didn't know she was like this!" Lucy shot back. "And you weren't responding to my summon, baka!"
Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose, exhaling slowly, as if trying to summon every ounce of patience he had.
"Lucy," he said, voice heavy with exhaustion. "You can't summon me when I'm in Hexia's mansion. It's like trying to call someone from inside a sealed vault—IT DOESN'T WORK."
Lucy opened her mouth, ready to argue—
But before she could, Naruto was tackled to the ground.
"NARUTO-KUN~!"
Akeno pounced on him, straddling his waist, arms snuggly wrapped around his neck, burying her face into his chest.
Naruto let out a very slow, very tired sigh.
"Infuriating."
The Fairy Tail mages—who had barely recovered from seeing her obliterate a giant death demon—could only stare in utter disbelief.
Gabriel tilted her head. "Is this how devils greet each other?"
Erza, still clutching her sword, stiffened. "She's so… bold."
Gray nodded absently, eyes still locked on the scene. "Damn… Naruto's got it rough."
Natsu, however, wasn't paying attention. He was too busy fuming about the fact that he didn't get to fight the demon himself.
Meanwhile, Lucy was losing her mind.
"O-OY! G-GET OFF OF NARUTO!" Lucy shouted, but Akeno ignored her.
Instead, she lifted her head just enough to grin wickedly at the blonde mage, her amethyst eyes flashing with amusement.
"Ara ara~," she cooed. "Do you know what day it is today, Lucy-chan?"
Lucy froze.
Her brain processed it for a second.
Then another.
And then she turned pale.
"Y-Y-You…"
Akeno's smug smirk widened as she resumed snuggling Naruto's scent like a cat marking its territory.
"Now~ where were we?"
Lucy was about to explode.
"LUCY! WHAT DID YOU TRADE?!" Naruto finally managed to yank his face free from Akeno's suffocating embrace, gasping for air. He glared at Lucy, hoping—praying—that she hadn't done what he suspected.
Lucy visibly wilted under his stare. She couldn't look him in the eyes. "I-I had to make a deal," she stammered, sweating bullets.
Naruto's left eye twitched.
Akeno giggled.
"So innocent~" She leaned in and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck from behind. "I own Naruto every weekend now~ Fufu~"
Lucy snapped.
"WHAT?!"
"Ah~ I can already imagine all the fun we'll have together," Akeno mused, rubbing her cheek against Naruto's. "Late-night cuddles~ feeding each other sweets~ and of course, indulging in other activities~."
Lucy's face turned so red it rivaled Erza's hair.
Naruto looked done with life.
"annoying," he muttered, expression deadpan.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Lucy internally screamed.
Meanwhile—
Gabriel, who had been watching the entire interaction with growing confusion, suddenly felt a strange sensation deep in her chest. It was… warm. Tight. Uncomfortable.
Her golden brows furrowed.
'What… is this feeling?'
It was a foreign emotion—one she couldn't quite comprehend. She didn't understand why she didn't like seeing Akeno clinging to Naruto like that.
Pouting, the angel gently pulled Naruto away from Akeno's hold.
"Please do not do that," she said softly, shielding him.
Akeno raised an eyebrow, curious. "Fufufu~ You're interesting…"
Gabriel blinked innocently. "Why?"
Akeno studied her carefully. "Despite being an angel, you don't seem bothered by being so close to a devil like Naruto-kun. That's… rare."
Gabriel tilted her head. "I do not judge others by race."
Akeno grinned like a fox. "Ara~ I definitely approve of her."
"Infuriating." Naruto rubbed his temples.
Erza, who had been watching with growing exasperation, finally decided to step in. She walked toward Akeno with a calm yet cautious gaze.
"I am Erza Scarlet, a Mage of Fairy Tail," she introduced herself formally. "It's nice to meet you."
Akeno turned her full attention to the redhead—and immediately licked her lips.
"Ara ara~ What a strong, beautiful woman…" She leaned in slightly, her eyes twinkling mischievously. "You're a very naughty girl, aren't you?"
Erza blinked.
Then blushed.
"P-P-Please do not say such things!"
Akeno smirked wider. "But it's true~ I can sense your desires, you know? You like Naruto, don't you?"
Erza froze like a statue.
Akeno leaned in and whispered into her ear, voice dripping with amusement.
"I won't tell him~ But just so you know… he likes masochists."
Erza's entire face went nuclear.
She stumbled back, eyes wide in horror, then immediately turned around and walked away.
"I… I need to go… do something…" she muttered stiffly.
Akeno laughed.
Naruto, meanwhile, was fighting the urge to bang his head into the nearest wall.
Natsu, completely unfazed by the chaos around him, grinned at Akeno.
"You're strong! Fight me!"
Akeno tilted her head. 'No lust. Not even an ounce of it. That's… odd.'
"I'm afraid not. I only enjoy battles when I can… play with my opponents~." She winked.
Natsu scratched his head. "Huh? What do you mean—"
"Let's go home!" Akeno cut in cheerfully.
Lucy immediately clung to Naruto's other arm before Akeno could drag him away.
"L-Lucy?! What are you doing?!" Naruto stiffened, his face heating up slightly.
"Shut up."
Akeno pouted. "Ara, how bold~"
Naruto sighed in defeat and waved his hand, creating a massive portal. A vortex of hellfire and shadow collapsed, leaving behind scorched marks on the ground.
"Just go inside," he muttered tiredly.
'I just want this day to be over…'
And with that, they vanished into the night.
Fairy tail Guild
The swirling vortex of hellfire and shadow collapsed, leaving behind scorched marks on the ground as Naruto and his group stepped out into the dimly lit streets of Magnolia. The town was already asleep, save for the occasional flicker of lanterns along the cobblestone roads. The Fairy Tail guild was closed, its doors shut tight, leaving only the faint golden glow of lights visible from the upper floors.
"That was awesome, Naruto!" Natsu grinned, punching his fist into his palm. "That makes me wanna fight you even more!"
Naruto stopped walking, his expression remaining unreadable.
Fighting Natsu was a dangerous idea. A spar, maybe. But a real fight?
No.
The reason was simple—Natsu wasn't just a normal Dragon Slayer. He was a reincarnated demon, brought back by Pride, one of the Seven Sins. If Naruto pushed him too far, something deep within him might awaken, and that was a risk Naruto wasn't willing to take.
"Yeah," Naruto muttered, already turning away. "Get stronger, and we'll see."
It wasn't a refusal, but it wasn't a promise either.
Still, it seemed to satisfy Natsu, who grinned in excitement before waving them off. "You better not run away when the time comes!"
Naruto sighed, dragging himself forward. His right arm was occupied by Akeno, who was happily snuggling into his shoulder, humming softly as she wrapped herself around him like a snake. His left arm was Lucy, who—despite her glaring—refused to let go of him, as if she were protecting him from Akeno's influence.
Gabriel walked behind them, unusually silent, her golden eyes flickering between Naruto and the two women. She clutched her hands over her chest, her expression troubled.
Something was… wrong with her. She felt something, but she had no idea what it was. A feeling foreign to her, tight and warm, yet also unpleasant.
Gabriel decided.
She would return to Heaven soon. Michael would know what was wrong with her.
The Apartment That No Longer Exists
By the time they reached their destination, Naruto was already dreading whatever chaos awaited him at home.
Except…
There was no home.
Lucy stopped. So did Gabriel.
What stood before them wasn't their modest little apartment. Instead, a towering six-story mansion had taken its place.
The neighboring buildings? Gone. The entire block had been cleared, leaving only this luxurious estate standing in its wake, its massive double doors adorned with intricate golden sigils. The surrounding air was thick with high-level devil magic.
Lucy let go of Naruto, taking a shaky step forward. "Are… are we lost?"
She turned, eyes landing on the mailbox at the front gate.
Etched into the silver plating was a single word:
Sathanus.
Her eyes widened in shock.
Gabriel, however, beamed with excitement. "Our home transformed! Amazing!" She flapped her wings slightly in joy.
"W-W-WHAT… WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APARTMENT?!" Lucy screamed, hands on her head.
Her voice echoed into the night.
At that moment, the double doors of the mansion creaked open.
Inside stood two familiar figures—Ophis and Lilith, dressed in their usual gothic black dresses. Behind them, a voluptuous black-haired woman leaned lazily against the doorway, her golden cat-like eyes gleaming mischievously.
Both Ophis and Lilith bowed their heads deeply the moment they saw Naruto.
"Forgive us, Master."
Naruto's eye twitched. He already felt a migraine coming. "What. Happened."
"The stray cat destroyed the house when you left," Lilith deadpanned.
"We stopped her before she caused further damage," Ophis added.
A deep growl rumbled from behind them.
"TIS A LIE! THEY ATTACKED ME FIRST, NYA!"
Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose as Kuroka finally stepped forward, crossing her arms under her large chest as her black tail flicked in irritation.
"These flat-chested brats ganged up on me while I was innocently lounging in the sun, nya~!" she whined dramatically, throwing an arm over her forehead.
"False," Ophis replied instantly.
"You tried to steal Master's bed, his clothes, and his pillows."
"You even rubbed yourself all over his stuff, trying to claim territory," Lilith accused.
Kuroka huffed and turned to Naruto with teary golden eyes. "Naru-kun, do you hear the slander I have to deal with, nya~?"
Naruto let out a long, slow breath. "Infuriating."
Akeno, still latched onto his arm, smirked and gave Kuroka a thumbs up. "Well done, Kuroka~!"
Kuroka blinked, then grinned. "Thank you mistress nya~!"
Lucy, meanwhile, was losing her mind. "W-WHERE IS OUR OLD APARTMENT?!"
The twins turned to her, blank-faced.
"We purchased the land and built this for Master," Ophis stated matter-of-factly.
"Naruto-sama does not deserve to live in such a filthy apartment," Lilith added.
Lucy's eye twitched. "Purchased?! With WHAT money?!"
The twins tilted their heads.
"Devils do not need to purchase things," Ophis replied, as if it were obvious.
"Everything belongs to Master by right," Lilith followed up.
Lucy turned to Naruto, looking absolutely done.
Naruto just sighed, rubbing his temples. "What exactly happened to my house back in the underworld?"
For the first time, the twins hesitated. They glanced at each other with a troubled expression.
Then, Lilith spoke.
"Well… you see…"
(Flashback)
Kuroka smirked, flicking her tail as she lazily stretched. "Ne, ne~ maybe Naru-kun doesn't wanna come back 'cause he got bored of you two, nya~."
Crack.
The air froze.
The floor fractured.
The entire room shuddered as Ophis and Lilith slowly turned their blank, unblinking eyes toward the smirking Nekomata.
"Take that back."
They spoke in unison, their voices eerily calm.
Kuroka's grin widened. Oh, this was going to be fun.
"Why should I, nya? Maybe he already has a new pet—"
BOOM!
A massive sphere of pure destruction tore through the ceiling, detonating in the sky like a collapsing star.
The entire right wing of the house vanished.
Kuroka blinked at the gaping hole. "Well, that was—"
Chains of red energy wrapped around her limbs.
"—rude."
She frowned, but before she could react, the twins laughed.
It was soft. Unnatural.
For the first time, their expressionless faces cracked into wicked grins.
"Nee-sama, Nee-sama," Ophis purred. "The pussycat speaks nonsense…"
Lilith's eyes glowed blood-red. "We are the only pets Naruto-sama has."
Then—
The twins clasped hands.
Their energy fused, forming draconic wings—one blue, one red, their missing halves perfectly matching.
Their voices merged into one.
"ONLY US!"
BOOOOOOOOOM!
The mansion, the street, the entire city block—gone.
Only a smoldering crater remained.
\Flashback end\
Ophis and Lilith bowed deeply, their faces devoid of regret but tinged with excitement.
"That's what happened," Ophis said flatly.
"Forgive us, Master," Lilith added, not sounding sorry at all.
Naruto let out the longest, most exhausted sigh of his existence. He pinched the bridge of his nose, already feeling the headache forming.
"Infuriating."
The word carried weight.
It meant frustration.
It meant resignation.
It also meant he was too damn tired to deal with this tonight.
"...I'll punish you both tomorrow."
The twins stiffened. Their stoic expressions shattered as their faces flushed red.
Punishment?
By Naruto-sama?
They shivered in anticipation.
Naruto ignored their reactions and turned to Kuroka, who suddenly stopped licking her paw mid-motion.
"You too," he said bluntly.
Kuroka gulped. "N-Nya?"
Naruto didn't bother repeating himself.
He just walked inside, dragging a smug Akeno, a flustered Lucy, and a confused Gabriel behind him.
Inside the New Mansion
The moment Lucy stepped inside, she froze.
Her breath hitched.
The architecture, the interior, the lighting…
It felt like home.
Like the Heartfilia mansion.
Like the place she thought she'd never return to.
For just a moment, she forgot that devils, angels, and overpowered cats were in her life.
Then—realization smacked her across the face.
"W-WHERE'S MY STUFF?!" she shouted, suddenly panicked.
The twins tilted their heads at her outburst.
"Do not worry, Big Tits," Ophis said, expression as deadpan as ever. "We saved everything that Master owned."
Lucy blinked. "Only Naruto's stu—WAIT. HOLD ON. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"
Lilith answered without missing a beat.
"Naruto-sama owns everything in the apartment."
She paused for dramatic effect.
"Including you."
Lucy's brain short-circuited.
Her cheeks exploded into a furious blush.
"W-WHAT KIND OF LOGIC—?!"
Before she could yell any further, Ophis shoved her into a room and shut the door.
Lucy's Room (Prison?)
Lucy huffed, crossing her arms.
"Grr! Those two!"
Then… a horrifying thought entered her head.
…Why does it make me happy when they call me Naruto's property?
Lucy turned red again.
"I need to get my head checked."
Shaking off the thought, she took a deep breath and looked around.
The room was massive.
Twice the size of her old apartment.
Luxurious. Elegant. Way too fancy.
Her queen-sized bed looked like it belonged to royalty.
Lucy collapsed onto the mattress, sighing deeply as she sank into the soft sheets.
"...Feels like home."
Her eyelids grew heavy.
Before she drifted off, she made a mental note.
Tomorrow—she was going to beg Naruto to train her.
No more being weak.
No more just watching.
It was time to get stronger.
Naruto woke up with a deep, exhausted sigh.
This was getting out of hand.
Instead of his new bed, he was lying on the carpeted floor—a very plush, very expensive carpet—but still, the floor.
On top of him, sleeping peacefully, was Gabriel.
Again.
To make matters worse, his left arm was trapped between Akeno's embrace, and his right was wedged beneath Kuroka's death grip.
His eye twitched.
Naruto had been in plenty of battles, faced demons, angels, and eldritch horrors, but nothing—nothing—was as infuriating as waking up like this every morning.
"Master is suffocating."
He stiffened.
Not just because of his compromised position… but because he wasn't the only one awake.
Slowly, he glanced up.
Two emotionless pairs of eyes met his own.
One red. One blue.
Ophis and Lilith stood by the bed, staring.
And judging.
"Nee-sama, Nee-sama," Ophis muttered, her monotone voice eerily calm. "I somehow feel like murdering three bitches today."
"I agree," Lilith responded. "Master is suffocating under those… unnecessary weight distributions."
Dark auras seeped from the twins, shadows writhing like living things at their feet.
Naruto felt actual chills.
"Tch. Don't kill them. Just help me get out of this mess without waking them up."
The twins nodded once.
Ophis extended her hand, her fingers glowing with an unnatural energy.
Gabriel floated gently into the air, weightless as a feather, before being carefully placed onto the bed.
One down. Two to go.
Lilith then moved to Akeno, forcefully rolling her onto her side.
For some reason, she didn't even stir.
Naruto blinked. "How the hell does she sleep through everything?"
"That is a mystery," Ophis deadpanned.
Finally, the only obstacle left was Kuroka.
Ophis grabbed her arms.
Lilith grabbed her legs.
The cat woman was still asleep, a stupid grin plastered on her face.
"Naru-kun~... No more teasing nya~"
The twins looked at each other.
They nodded.
And then—
"Se, no!"
They yeeted her out the open window.
Naruto stretched his arms, cracking his neck.
"Finally free."
He glanced down at Akeno, who frowned in her sleep, clearly missing her personal heater.
"Infuriating, you are," he muttered.
With one last sigh, he scooped her up and placed her gently onto the bed beside Gabriel.
Then, before anything else could go wrong, he headed straight to the bathroom.
And double-checked the lock.
"Ophis. Lilith. Prepare breakfast for everyone."
"Of course, Master/Naruto-sama," the twins responded in perfect synchronization.
Naruto stepped out of the steaming bathroom, towel wrapped around his waist, only to freeze at the conversation happening in his room.
Akeno and Gabriel were sitting together, whispering.
Gabriel beamed brightly. "Thanks for the advice, Akeno-san!"
"Of course, dear~" Akeno smiled mischievously. "So, if you start feeling hot at night—"
"I will ask Naruto-kun for help," Gabriel finished with pure innocence.
Naruto stared.
Gabriel nodded firmly as if this was the most logical thing in the world.
Akeno patted her on the shoulder. "That's the spirit! And remember—show him everything."
Gabriel blushed slightly. "T-That seems a bit indecent… but if it makes Naruto-kun happy, I shall do it."
Naruto's face burned.
His soul left his body.
His brain short-circuited.
And then—he calmly closed the door.
"I need to get out of here."
...But his clothes were still inside.
And he was only wearing a towel.
Naruto weighed his options.
Go back in and risk whatever insanity Akeno was teaching Gabriel. Find a way to escape.
His answer?
Teleport.
And where did he land?
Lucy's room.
…And immediately regretted it.
Lucy stretched with a satisfied sigh, feeling completely refreshed.
Her bed was so ridiculously comfortable that she was convinced it had some kind of magic woven into the fabric. It was a far cry from her old apartment bed, which had a habit of creaking at the worst moments.
As she sat up, she took a moment to appreciate the size of her new room.
It was huge.
The walls were lined with intricately carved furniture, the ceiling had a chandelier, and there was even a walk-in closet big enough to be another room entirely.
"Wow… I could get used to this."
Still wearing her nightgown, she got up and started exploring every nook and cranny, checking drawers, cabinets, and storage spaces just to make sure all her belongings had survived the move.
When she finally spotted her mother's journal resting in the cabinet beside her bed, she let out a breath of relief.
"Good, still here."
With that, she decided to test out her personal bathroom—which, to her shock, was way too big for one person.
"I could fit half the guild in here…" she muttered, looking at the massive tub.
She shook off the thought and took a nice, relaxing bath, humming to herself before stepping out to dry off in her room.
Now that she had actual privacy, she took her time enjoying the moment, something she could never do in her tiny old apartment.
"At least I don't have to pay rent anymore," she grinned to herself as she wrapped her towel around her body.
Still humming, she walked to her wardrobe, opened the bottom drawer, and bent down to grab her underwear—
And then—
Naruto teleported directly into her room.
Then.. Naruto froze.
This was bad.
His brain short-circuited. He hadn't meant to teleport here—he had been trying to escape from Akeno and Gabriel's insanity, and somehow, his magic had landed him in the absolute worst place possible.
Lucy was still turned away from him, completely unaware.
'Think, think, think—!'
An idea popped into his head immediately.
Ophis and Lilith are in the kitchen. He had ordered them to cook breakfast.
Which meant—
He could escape before she noticed.
His body tensed—
Lucy stood up.
She turned around.
Their eyes met.
Naruto. Still standing there. Trying not to breathe.
Lucy. Holding a pair of underwear. Face turning bright red.
Silence.
Then—
Naruto disappeared in an instant.
There was a full five seconds before Lucy's brain fully processed what just happened.
Her eye twitched.
Her face burned red.
Then, her entire body trembled with rage.
"THAT PERVERT—"
She clenched her fists, her eyes watery with frustration.
"HE SAW EVERYTHING!"
A deep inhale.
A deep exhale.
Then—
"NARUTOO!"
Her furious scream echoed through the mansion, loud enough to shake the windows—
And loud enough to make Naruto regret ever waking up this morning.
Naruto materialized into the twins' room—and immediately regretted every life decision that had led him to this moment.
What he witnessed made his soul left his body.
There were pictures of him everywhere.
And not just any pictures—
These were cursed.
The entire room was a shrine dedicated to him, a horrifying mix of devotion and pure obsession.
Two separate beds, each one decorated in a way that made his stomach drop.
The blankets? His own half-naked image, printed in a suggestive pose, lying on his stomach as if he was hugging the person sleeping beneath it. The pillows? Chibi versions of his head, staring soullessly into his very existence. The walls? Posters of him in various "sexy" poses he had zero memory of ever doing.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
He stumbled back, clutching his forehead.
"W-WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET THESE?!"
His brain shutdown.
Then—he squinted at the corner of one of the blankets.
There was a small, printed tag.
He hesitated before reading it aloud:
"Handmade by Trihexia "
Naruto's face drained of color.
His hands trembled.
"That tiny little—"
A deep, exhausted sigh.
He rubbed his temples, forcing himself to accept that this was his life now.
Without wasting another second, he teleported out of the room, vowing to never speak of what he had just witnessed.
Landing in his own bedroom, he exhaled sharply.
No creepy twins. No obsession shrine. No terrifying memorabilia.
Just peace.
…Or so he thought.
His eyes narrowed.
Something was off.
The room was too quiet.
The bed was empty.
"…Where are they?" he muttered.
Then it hit him.
They were probably eating breakfast downstairs.
Naruto relaxed slightly.
"Finally…"
Then, a chill ran down his spine.
He suddenly imagined what Akeno's room might look like.
His body visibly shuddered.
"…Nope. I am never setting foot in there."
And with that, Naruto decided that breakfast was suddenly a top priority.
Fairy Tail was as loud and chaotic as ever—tables overturned, brawls breaking out, mugs of beer flying midair—the usual. But the moment Naruto, Lucy, Akeno, and Gabriel stepped through the doors…
Everything.
Stopped.
The sheer overwhelming presence of divine beauty left the entire guild speechless.
It started with Akeno—
She walked in gracefully, her battle kimono swaying with each elegant step, long raven hair flowing behind her like a silk river. Her deep violet eyes held mischief, and her signature "Ara ara" smile sent a collective shiver through the room.
And then there was Gabriel—
A vision of celestial radiance, her golden curls cascading down her back like liquid sunlight, soft azure eyes full of innocence. Even without her halo and wings visible, she seemed to glow with an ethereal light, her presence almost too pure for the raucous guild hall.
The silence stretched as the entire guild just… stared.
Macao, Wakaba, and several other male guild members had dropped their drinks, jaws hanging open. A few slapped their own faces, wondering if they were dreaming.
Even some of the women were frozen, unsure whether to be intimidated, jealous, or in awe.
Elfman's hands trembled. "T-This level of beauty… t-truly… truly…!"
"CERTIFIED MANLY!"
The only one who seemed unaffected was Naruto, (Other than Gray and Natsu) who sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "This is going to be a long day…"
"Wow, they're really shocked." Lucy muttered, glancing around at the completely dazed guild members.
Akeno giggled, placing a delicate hand on her cheek. "Fufufu~ Is this the infamous Fairy Tail? How lively~"
Gabriel, oblivious to the effect she had, simply smiled brightly. "Hello, everyone! It's a pleasure to meet you!" Her angelic voice sent another wave of swooning sighs through the room.
Lucy sighed in exasperation. Even the women were melting.
Mira, having recovered first, hurriedly approached them, still blushing slightly but keeping her usual warm demeanor. "Welcome to Fairy Tail!"
Her gaze lingered on Akeno for a fraction of a second longer, before she coughed into her fist and turned to Naruto. "And I assume these two are with you?"
Naruto nodded. "Unfortunately, yes."
Gabriel tilted her head in confusion, while Akeno smirked knowingly.
Mira quickly introduced herself, explaining where to find Master Makarov's office. But as the group was about to head upstairs, she suddenly grabbed Naruto's wrist and leaned in, placing a finger against her lips.
"Shh… I-I… I need your help…"
Flashback
Naruto took a long sip from the beer that Mira had offered him, the cool liquid barely making a dent in his ever-present exhaustion.
"Alright," he muttered, setting the mug down. "What's this about?"
Across from him, Mirajane Strauss, the infamous Demon of Fairy Tail, was… flustered.
Her usual warm, composed demeanor was cracking, a deep blush spreading across her pale cheeks.
"I-It's just…" Mira hesitated before bowing her head deeply. "You stole my first kiss…"
Naruto nearly choked on his drink.
"But," she continued, her voice softer, "you also helped me calm the voices inside my head. So… thank you."
Naruto sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. "Raise your head, Mira. It was nothing."
He leaned back against the counter, his gaze distant. "Honestly, now that I'm officially part of the guild… it'll probably happen again."
Mira frowned at that, pursing her lips.
Seeing her expression, Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, smooth black stone, placing it in her palm.
She blinked at it. "A… stone?"
"Yeah," he said, tapping it with his finger. "If your demon starts acting up again, step on it—and I'll appear."
Mira stared at him, eyes wide before smiling brightly.
"Thank you, Naruto."
For some reason, she was almost looking forward to her inner demon acting up again.
Naruto scoffed. "It's kind of my fault anyway—"
Before he could finish, a crimson light erupted beneath his feet.
His eyes narrowed.
"…Infuriating."
And just like that, he vanished, forcefully summoned away by Lucy to their first ever mission.
Flashback End.
"Sure."
Without hesitation, he tilted his head and went in for a kiss.
Mira's entire face turned scarlet as she shoved him away before impact, her hands pressing against his chest.
"N-Not here, idiot!" she stammered, completely flustered.
A few nearby mages had paused their conversations, watching with growing amusement. Some whistled, others muttered curious remarks, clearly interested in whatever was unfolding between the two.
Mira's fingers clenched around Naruto's wrist as she yanked him toward the basement door.
"C-Come with me," she whispered hurriedly. "T-There's too many people here!"
Naruto sighed but allowed himself to be dragged along, ignoring the chuckles from a few guildmates as they disappeared below the main floor.
Makarov's Office – Meeting the Guild Master
Meanwhile, upstairs, Lucy, Akeno, and Gabriel stood before Makarov Dreyar, the Master of Fairy Tail—who, much to Lucy's immediate irritation, turned out to be a tiny, elderly man with a perverted grin plastered on his face.
"So," Makarov said, stroking his beard as he blatantly checked out the three women standing before him. "What are the names of these lovely young princessess~?"
"Fufufu~ Akeno Asmodea," Akeno introduced herself, tilting her head slightly, her sultry tone making the old man chuckle.
"Mine is Gabriel, little Master," Gabriel said with a pure, angelic smile that radiated warmth.
"L-Lucy Heartfilia," Lucy muttered, crossing her arms as a vein twitched on her forehead.
Makarov gave them a thumbs up. "Ohohoho~ Such beautiful young ladies! I approve of all of you joining Fairy Tail!"
Lucy sighed in frustration. 'Why do I feel like I'm talking to a pervy old man at a tavern instead of the Guild Master?'
Then, suddenly, her brow furrowed.
'…Wait a minute.'
Where the hell is Naruto?!
Fairy Tail Guild – Basement
The dimly lit basement was silent, except for the occasional creak of old wooden beams.
Mira pressed her back against the cold stone wall, her breathing a little uneven as she stared up at Naruto—her body still thrumming with warmth from their earlier contact.
Then, without warning—
She yanked him forward and crashed her lips onto his.
The moment their lips met, a quiet moan escaped Mira's throat. A spark of magic crackled in the air, the subtle demonic energy inside her responding instinctively to his presence.
Naruto's hands found her waist, his grip firm but unintrusive as he returned the kiss. For a brief moment, Mira's mind went blank, savoring the rare sensation of her chaotic powers calming under his touch.
After a few moments, Naruto finally pulled away, breathing slightly heavier than before.
"…Are they calm now?" he asked, his voice laced with amusement.
Mira pouted, clearly displeased at how quickly he had broken the kiss. Then, as if remembering the reason for all of this, her face turned red.
"W-Wha—?! Ah! Yes, of course!" she stuttered, brushing a strand of white hair behind her ear. "T-Thank you again, Naruto-kun!"
Naruto exhaled tiredly, already sensing that Lucy was probably going to hit him once he got back upstairs.
"Anytime," he muttered before turning toward the staircase.
Mira hesitated, biting her lip before blurting out, "A-Ano, Naruto-kun… Can we meet up tomorrow?"
Naruto raised a brow, glancing at her over his shoulder.
Mira quickly waved her hands. "I-I mean! To talk! I want to know more about devils and… stuff!" she added, her face now burning with embarrassment.
Naruto smirked slightly. "Sure."
As they climbed back up, he suddenly paused mid-step, his eyes narrowing slightly.
Lucy. Akeno. Gabriel. Natsu. Gone.
His head turned toward the entrance just as an old man with a small frame stepped into his path.
Naruto instantly recognized him—
Makarov Dreyar.
The Guild Master's expression was unusually serious, a stark contrast to the playful old man from earlier.
"You're Naruto Sathanus, correct?" Makarov asked, his voice carrying authority despite his small stature.
Naruto raised a brow. "What do you want?"
Beside him, Mira elbowed him in the ribs, whispering, "That's the Master, you idiot! Show some respect!"
But Makarov simply chuckled. "It's alright, Mira-chan. I like guys like him."
Then, his expression hardened again.
"My boy Natsu stole an S-Class job from the second floor," Makarov stated. "Your friend Lucy and the other girls went with him."
Naruto's just gave him a bored look.
"So?" he said flatly.
Makarov narrowed his eyes. "So, you do know what an S-Class job means, don't you? Extremely dangerous. A single mistake could get them all killed."
Naruto shrugged, unconcerned. "Akeno and Gabriel are with them. They're strong enough to finish the mission in seconds."
Makarov exhaled deeply, before dropping one last sentence that changed everything.
"Even if the island is full of demons?"
Naruto's entire body stiffened.
His mind flashed to Akeno—surrounded by unknown demons, their eyes filled with lust.
His fists clenched, his nails digging into his palms.
It had nothing to do with jealousy. Absolutely nothing.
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