Freeza Shits Herself

On Planet Namek, Freeza has committed genocide. She has killed all of the Namekians so hard that they died. Even their mightiest warrior named Dickolo died at the hands of Freeza. Now Goku must come to Planet Namek to destroy Freeza and revive all of the Namekians with the Dragon Shafts. To get all the Dragon Shafts, you need to jerk off all the Elder Gods.

Goku got into the spacecraft and set off for Planet Namek. He had to wait 10 days to get there in the spacecraft. For each of those 10 days, he trained by jerking off really hard. His penis grew immensely. By the time he got to Namek it was 15 inches long flaccid. He had to find Freeza, but Vegeta shows up.

"Kakarot, I see that you have arrived to Planet Namek and that you have been increasing your penis length," Vegeta said. Goku runs away because Vegeta wasn't long enough to fight. Vegeta follows, his penis growing every second with power. The planet wants to erupt at their strength. Using his massive penis, Vegeta attacks Goku by slapping him with it. Goku goes Super Saiyan and dodges the attack.

"Vegeta, your penis is simply too small to stand up to mine. Now, I must find Freeza and clap her cheeks," Goku said.

"Kakarot, you will not take my hot anime babe away from me," Vegeta replied.

"In that case, I will end you here. Prepare to be clapped."

Vegeta went full power and tried to use his Galick Gun. It didn't even phase Goku, for Vegeta's penis strength was far below Goku's. Whatever will Vegeta do to destroy Goku's penis? It is simply too much of a task for Vegeta to overcome. All of the sudden, Jiren came out of nowhere.

"Goku, I have felt your incredible strength from a universe away and I must test the power," Jiren said with a powerful voice.

"Finally you show your face Jiren. I thought I would never see you again after your crippling defeat in Nam," Goku said, with an excited look on his face. While Goku and Jiren are fighting, Vegeta is thinking of a strategy to beat Goku.

"I must collect all of the Dragon Shafts before Goku can and wish for the longest penis in all the universes," Vegeta planned. Vegeta rushed to the nearest ATM to go on and buy some Dragon Shafts. All he got when he searched was dragon dildos.

"This is not what I wanted, what am I supposed to do now?" Vegeta pondered, "I must ask Lord Freeza for her infinite wisdom."

Vegeta rushed to Freeza's ship and asked her,

"Where are the Dragon Shafts, Lord Freeza?"

"Dragon Shafts? Surely you mean Dragon Dildos. That is how you attain incredible penis size," Freeza answered. Dragon dildos? I just saw those on Amazon! Why did I pass those up? Vegeta thought to himself as he scratched his chad chin.

"Is there any way I can increase my size with anything else?" Vegeta asked Lord Freeza.

"I am afraid not, unless you clap the cheeks of someone more powerful," Freeza replied.

"Shoot, I have to go back and fight Goku. But how will I clap his cheeks if I am not gay?" Vegeta said.

"I think you have some work to do," Freeza said, "You need to overcome your toxic masculinity. Vegeta, I know that, deep inside, you are in the closet, and you wish to be deep inside a beautiful man like Goku." Vegeta realized this, the poetic nature of Freeza's words hitting him hard, and went back towards the fight. Jiren is half beaten while Goku remains victorious.

"Damn it... Goku, your penis is somehow larger than mine," Jiren admitted.

"Yes, I am the biggest in the universe. No one has a larger penis than me," Goku said triumphantly. Vegeta rushed at Goku and tried to grab his booty. Goku objected, and flung Vegeta away into a mountain.

"Why are you so powerful?" Vegeta barely managed to say through his injuries.

"It is the power of the clapping. I have clapped so many cheeks over my years that my power has become extraordinary," Goku answered Vegeta's question.

"You've been cheating on your wife?" Vegeta asked. He looked at Jiren.

"Jiren... the only way we can defeat Goku is through fusion. Then we will have the power to clap him very hard," Vegeta said.

"But what will happen to our body?" Jiren questioned.

"I am not sure, but I know our penis lengths and girths will combine and our power will grow incredibly," Vegeta answered. Goku tried to shut Vegeta up by slapping him with his dong. It was nearly 25 inches by now and Vegeta was flung miles away. Jiren yelled,

"Nooooooooooo! Vegeta!" Vegeta got angey and actually hit Goku. Vegeta was showing a power he had never seen before. Jiren was surprised at this instant strength he got. Vegeta had transformed into Super Saiyan as well. Goku had to power up to his full Super Saiyan potential.

"Jiren... I am now ready for fusion," Vegeta said with a sexy voice. Jiren said,

"Do you really want to fuse with a chad like me?"

"It is what we must do to defeat Goku and find the Dragon Shafts," Vegeta replied. Jiren says,

"Ok," and got into the fusion stance. Vegeta also got into the fusion stance and began the dance. Goku got angry and horny and started to blast everywhere with his cum. It filled the entire visible region with a thick coating and Vegeta's and Jiren's legs got stuck in the viscous fluid. They could not do the fusion dance.

"What will we do now that we cannot fuse?" Jiren asked. Vegeta ignored Jiren and got on his phone. He called Pro Editz.

"Pro Editz... I need a favor from you. Will you make a tutorial on how to get out of cum?" Vegeta pleaded. Pro Editz said,

"Yes I can. It will only take me a good couple seconds." Within 3 seconds, the tutorial was made and Jiren and Vegeta watched it. They got out of Goku's cum and they had to run to the nearest island to fuse.

"Wow, paint thinner smells really good," Vegeta said before fusing. The resulting fusion shone a bright light across the planet as Goku stared in horror. Vegiren arose from the ashes of the cum and claimed to be able to beat Goku.

"Goku... with our powers combined and our dick long we will be able to destroy you," Vegiren said. Goku had to go Ultra Instinct Omen.

"This incredible transformation will give me the power to destroy you," Goku said. Vegiren went Super Saiyan Grade 2.

The two incredible fighters clashed. While they were clashing, Freeza went to her slave chamber and got Gohan and tortured him more. He had done a quantum leap through several universes to make it to universe 7 and hook up with Freeza, but his penis size was very small. This extra-dimensional Gohan was actually from universe 19. The other Gohan was still having gay sex with Zarbon. Freeza beat his ass so hard that he cried.

"Goku will make you nut!" yelled Gohan.

"I do not think so, I have never nutted in my entire life," Freeza said.

"We will see about that!" Gohan said.

At the battlefield, Goku teleports behind Vegiren and prepares to insert. Vegiren almost didn't dodge in time. Goku's penis just missed Vegiren's asshole by an inch. Vegiren knew that they had to take this seriously. Vegiren, using his incredible speed given by the Super Saiyan Grade 2 transformation, grabbed Goku's ass and attempted to insert as well.

Goku saw this coming from a mile away, and reversed it on them. In a milisecond, Goku has thrusted into Vegiren using a genius counter. Goku kept inserting and uninserting and nutted inside Vegiren. This incredible nut caused Vegiren to defuse as the two fell on the ground, exhausted. Goku's power increased immensely. However, the battle was not won yet, as he heard Gohan yell out from miles away.

Goku rushed to Gohan's scream and found that it led to a big spaceship.

"This must be the spaceship of Freeza. Is she torturing my son?" Goku was incredibly angry. Goku ran into the ship and saw Freeza thrusting her dildo into Gohan.

"Stop that Freeza, or I will destroy you!" Goku screamed. Freeza didn't listen and continuously thrusted into Gohan. Little did Goku know it was actually very consensual; Gohan had a BDSM fetish, and Freeza decided to set aside their differences and help him out. But Goku didn't know this. Goku, using his incredible power attained from clapping Vegiren, inserts his gigantic penis into Freeza from behind. When Goku inserted it inside, Freeza shits on his dick. The shit causes Goku to lose much of his power as he returns to Super Saiyan 1 instead of Super Saiyan 2.5.

Freeza knew she could deal with Super Saiyan. She dropped Gohan and thrusted the dildo into Goku. Goku moaned very loud. She then wrapped her tail around Goku's penis and began jerking. Goku tried to bite Freeza's tail, but the dildo suddenly grew 10x in size and straightened his spine to a point where Goku could no longer bend. Gohan saw this and got angry at Freeza. He unlocked an incredible power in him as he transformed into Super Saiyan 2.6.

Gohan shoved his dick into Freeza's mouth and said, "Suck it, Freeza."

Freeza's eyes rolled up into her head as the massive penis went all the way into her stomach. Goku returned into Super Saiyan 2.5 and thrusted it into Freeza's behind. The shit could not stop him now as he thrusted continuously at lightspeed. Goku nuts in Freeza and makes her pregnant somehow.

Gohan also nuts in Freeza and fills her stomach with the nut. Freeza says, "My stomach hurts." However, the combined power exiting the penises causes the three to launch like a rocket into the sky. The power causes the world to begin to explode. Goku knows that he must save everyone, and rushes to Vegeta and Jiren, leaving Freeza to Gohan. Vegeta and Jiren are unconscious as the lava from the core of the planet begins to surround them.

Feeling the heat, Vegeta awakens and looks at his surroundings. He goes to Jiren and shakes him awake as well.

"Jiren, I am afraid this is where we die. Our penises were simply too small to overcome this," Vegeta says. Suddenly, Goku appears in the sky and grabs the two of them. They head back to Goku's ship. Goku leaves them and goes back to Gohan. Freeza was fatally wounded by the force of the nut and Gohan drops her into the lava below. However, Gohan loses all his energy and begins falling into the lava as well.

Goku uses the last of his power left in his penis and transforms into Super Saiyan 2.5 one last time to save Gohan. He brings Gohan to the ship and begins to head home to Earth.

"Good fucking lord, that was way more work than it was worth," Goku says. He collapses onto the floor of the ship, completely exhausted. His hair returns to its normal shape and color. Out of nowhere, a bright red light from the depths of the Abyssal Plane materializes in front of the collapsed Goku. The Ultimate Elemental Prophet, Katriarchana (Warlord of the Far Eternal & King of Everlasting Memory) introduces herself. Jiren just leaves. He has better things to do.

"Son Goku… The destruction of this planet has awakened me."

"Who the fuck?" Goku asks.

"I can return to you all that you have lost."

"Okay, do it, then." Suddenly, Dickolo materializes beside Katriarchana, as well as Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Kami, and Raditz.

"I have returned to you every life dear to you and your friends. This is my share of gratitude towards you, because you have released me from my eternal prison deep within Planet Namek," Katriarchana explains, "I will now return to the Abyssal Plane to enact my sacred duti-" Katriarchana is interrupted as Goku stands up, penis waving in his aura.

"Raditz? You brought Raditz back, bitch?" Goku snarls.

"Hey, there is no reason to be hostile. If he is not dear to you like the others, I can get rid of him."

"Huh? What?" Raditz asks, astounded that he is alive, and surprised by the presence of The Ultimate Elemental Prophet, "Babe! What are you doing here?!" Katriarchana turns to look at Raditz. She is just as confused.

"Did you say babe? What did you just call me?" Katriarchana asks, annoyed.

"Yeah, remember? We used to hook up all the time?" Raditz says.

"You're insane."

"No, you are! I remember! At Planet Freeza #31, Jerry and Reynold's interstellar diner! We ate there, a couple months ago! And there was standup, Jerry made some very concerning jokes about Freeza's ethnic genocide of the Saiy-"

"You were dead a couple of months ago. I was locked in an eternal prison as punishment for my crimes against the Fundamental Laws. You're dreaming." Katriarchana points her index finger at Raditz and he disappears.

"Did you kill him?" Dickolo asks.

"I've taken him somewhere far away. I don't think he deserves death, he is just confused. I'm sure some of you are the same," Katriarchana explains.

"Yeah, what happened?" Yamcha asks.

Goku pipes up, "We came to Planet Namek to find the Dragon Shafts, but we quickly discovered we had to jerk off all the Elder Gods to get them. We were way too weak for that, though," He explains, "And then, this hot anime babe named Freeza began genociding all the Namekians and our hopes to find the Dragon Shafts were completely dashed. In a rage, we fought and killed her." Goku points at the Universe 19 Gohan, who is unconscious on the ground. "Katriarchana, was that your name? Who is this? Why isn't Gohan revived? As far as I know, be got killed by Zarbon and his cute femboy cock earlier, and then this guy showed up."

"I've transplanted the soul of Universe 7 Gohan into that body. That is one of the several Gohans from Universe 19, and he the weakest variant by far. He came to this universe to try to hook up with Freeza," Katriarchana answers. Goku sighs.

"Thank you, Katriarchana. At least he will have the soul of my adult son in a fully legal, adult body. That is very fitting for the kind of fanfiction this is." Katriarchana smiles, and dematerializes into the Abyssal Plane. She disappears completely, leaving behind a cloud of eldritch fog.

"It's also worth noting that dead Gohan spent like, 10 years in the hyperbolic time chamber so he was of age when he got killed by Zarbon's cute femboy cock," Goku clarifies.

"What the fuck?" Tenshinhan asks.