The Invasion of Shaggy
After returning to Earth, Yamcha, Dickolo, Tenshinhan, and Chaozu went to group therapy for a couple weeks. They were hit a lot harder by the realization that they died and were brought back to life than they thought they would. Their therapist was Erasa, who was a studying student of psychology at Satan University. Most of the therapy sessions were spent laughing at Erasa because of the very unfortunate name of her university. Little did they know, it was an ivy-league school that had an average 34 ACT and 1500 SAT as well as average 4.3 high school GPA. Erasa took the joking surprisingly well because of her well-developed Spitus Factus technique, honed by practicing with Jiren during her studies.
Kami couldn't attend the therapy because he had to immediately return to his duties as God of the Earth. There was loads of paperwork and meetings scheduled immediately following his return, and he became swamped for several months. Popo nearly quit due to the stress of taking over Kami's job while he was dead. In Goku's corner of the world, things are a lot more trivial. Well, it all depends on your perspective, since technically Goku's concerns could lead to the end of the world.
Goku realizes that there is only one week before the Cell Games and is ready to clap cheeks. However, there is a dilemma, because he does not know whose cheeks to clap. Goku grabs some lubricant but doesn't know what that is. He drinks it. He begins to puke.
Goku now does not have the urge he once did to clap cheeks, for his health is his most urgent priority. He goes to King Kai to see what was wrong with him. King Kai said his penis was too huge and he needed to clap cheeks immediately. If he remains this horny, his balls may burst, creating a galactic explosion of gore that destroys about half of the galaxy. Goku leaves mid sentence. He accidentally teleports to Bulma's house and begins to stare at her. His huge penis is appearing very large in his pants.
Bulma looks down and wonders what is going on.
"Bulma, my penis is too huge and I must clap cheeks before the Cell Games or the entire galaxy as we know it will be destroyed. Cell will be victorious," Goku says. Bulma runs away into a room with Vegeta; Goku sneers at Vegeta and punches the shit out of him.
"Vegeta, you do not understand, the fate of the world rests upon the clapping of Bulma's cheeks," Goku yells triumphantly. Bulma tries to escape out of a window nearby but Goku manages to grab her ass at the last second. Bulma looks apprehensive of the cheek-clapping, but comes to understand that it must be done for the good of the world.
Vegeta begins to regain consciousness and slowly rises, seeing Goku grab Bulma's ass. Vegeta, dishevelled and incredibly angered, fails to understand that the cheek clapping must happen. Goku goes Super Saiyan Blue for a split second and shoots a powerful ki blast at Vegeta, knocking him out again. Bulma feels the power of the transformation and cries out in horror, but is also slightly eager to experience the clapping of a god.
Goku begins to slowly pull down his pants. His massive dick flops out of the pants, ready to clap. Bulma freezes, frightened at the fact that Goku is ready to clap cheeks. She begins to understand completely that this clapping must occur, or her family will die. Vegeta wakes up once again, absolutely livid. He goes full power and shoots a large blast at Goku.
Goku, using his marvelous strength attained in the time chamber, dodges the attack effortlessly, still holding on to Bulma's ass.
"I have spent 27 years in the Room of Spirit and Time. You can never hope to defeat me," Goku proudly states. Vegeta, shocked at the realization that he cannot defeat Goku, gives in and accepts that the clapping must happen. Krillin manages to hear this and walks in, then pulls out his phone. He sees Goku with his pants down, noticing his incredible size. Krillin decides to look away, and starts recording.
"Perfect!" Goku yells, "Now, Cell can see the clapping I am about to do." Cell, at the tournament grounds, sees a notification pop up on his phone. A livestream had begun. Curious, he begins watching, and is shocked by what he sees. Goku slowly pulls down Bulma's pants. He readies his schlong and prepares to insert.
Cell watches this happen and is immediately triggered. Goku could not be possibly doing this, his power after clapping would be too overwhelming. Krillin switches to simply recording and starts to watch the scene unfold. Goku thrusts with all his power into Bulma. Bulma manages to go Super Saiyan. Caulifla hears of this from Cell and is very angry that a human of such low class could attain a godly form. She begins her journey to Earth to attain the transformation.
Caulifla breaks the door down and stands there with a surprised look on her face. She had not imagined to see Goku fully inserted with Krillin watching very intently. Caulifla turns around and questions life for a moment. Should she join in or walk away? Goku slowly but surely begins to thrust more. The power emanating from Goku seeps further into Bulma. Krillin loses control and rips Caulifla's pants off.
She objects to the clapping from a lowly human and throws him into the wall, knocking him unconcsious. Caulifla, eager to learn Super Saiyan Blue, pushes Bulma aside. Bulma, knocked out from the pleasure, lays motionless on the floor. Goku begins to get even more excited than he was before, and sticks in it Caulifla. Krillin wakes up and moves to Bulma, ripping off his pants and revealing his average penis.
Goku, using his lightspeed, thrusts in and out of Caulifla. She screams in pleasure. Due to her strength, it will take much more effort to attain the form she so desperately wants. Goku maximizes his power with Super Saiyan and triples it with Kaio-ken. Krillin, showing a power he had never unveiled before, begins thrusting into Bulma at extremely high speeds, waking her up. Krillin begins fucking the shit out of Bulma to the point where the whole room starts to shake.
"This is not nearly enough thrusting for me to attain Super Saiyan Blue!" Caulifla says in between her moans. Goku reaches Ultra Instinct Omen for the first time since he fought Vegiren which was like yesterday. His thrusting speed doubles as it becomes twice the speed of light, causing Caulifla to scream with pleasure. Krillin grabs Bulma off the ground, picking her up. He continues thrusting at similar speeds to Goku as she moans violently.
Krillin, maximizing his power, completely destroys Bulma's pussy even better than Vegeta could in his Super Saiyan state. Goku's incredible speed and power cause the building to break and begin to crumble. Caulifla manages to reach Super Saiyan 3, though it is not good enough.
The destruction of the building causes Vegeta to awaken and behold the scene. Vegeta awakens a power he has never seen before, Super Saiyan Blue Kaiokenx90. He zooms towards Krillin and pulls him out of Bulma in one swift motion. Before reaching Bulma, Vegeta knocks the absolute piss out of Krillin, knocking his owned count up by 30. Krillin dies.
Vegeta, incredibly angered at the deed Krillin committed, rips off his pants, his massive dick, similar in size to Goku's, flopping out. Bulma, astonished by the sheer size of the penis, cries out in delight. Vegeta smirks before looking to his left, towards Goku and Caulifla, the two now floating in the air, surrounded by a massive aura. Caulifla has somehow managed to achieve godly ki. This surprised Vegeta. How could a weak Saiyan achieve godly ki?
Caulifla stands in awe of herself, wondering what this form is. Goku, now in Super Saiyan 10, stands behind her. Shaggy, who senses Goku's power from 3 universes away, teleports to his location. Goku notices the incredible power, but is more attentive on finishing the clapping, for he was not done yet. Shaggy walks into the ruined building and smirks.
"Your power is fantastic. However, I will always be the strongest in the universes and a threat to my status will not be taken lightly," Shaggy says with a deep and intimidating voice. Shaggy reveals a form not seen by anyone in the entire universe, Galaxy Shaggy.
"Vegeta... Can you deal with this one? I must finish clapping so I can defeat Golden Cell," Goku says.
"Sure, just this once… I have your back, Kakarot. I will show you my true strength as I fight this adversary," Vegeta says.
Shaggy walks towards Vegeta, knocking him away with ease. Goku is surprised by this incredible display of power by Galaxy Shaggy. Shaggy knocks Goku through five buildings with a powerful flick to the forehead. Caulifla is shocked, realizing that her godly ki will not be enough to survive Shaggy.
Shaggy unsheathes his massive dick, even longer than Goku's. Caulifla realizes this power and reaches a power beyond Super Saiyan God. This new transformation is Super Saiyan 5 Kaioken x 100. Caulifla decides to assert her dominance by blowing Shaggy away with a massive ki blast, which incinerates dozens of city blocks. Shaggy stands up only seconds after with a smirk. Shaggy, surprised by this, dives in. His penis proves too powerful for the Super Saiyan 5 Kaioken x 100, for its transformation alone is much more powerful.
Bulma, shocked, wants it to.
"Shaggy! I need your power inside of me," She yells. Caulifla, knowing that the clapping from Shaggy will destroy Bulma, jumps on his penis and takes the clapping. The power flowing from Shaggy's penis is immesurable and shocks Caulifla. She screams in a combination of pain and pleasure. Immediately, Shaggy starts clapping at twelve times the speed of light. Caulifla fears she cannot handle the clapping and will be destroyed.
Kale comes from nowhere and slaps the shit out of Galaxy Shaggy. He flies at 20 times lightspeed into the moon, knocking it on a collision course with Earth. In a couple weeks, the massive celestial body will hit the planet.
"Caulifla, I have brought the potara earrings so we can fuse and destroy Shaggy!" Yelled Kale. Caulifla grabs an earring and puts it on. In a glorious flash of light, they fuse and Kefla is born. Shaggy teleports behind Kefla and inserts his gigantic dick into her, straight through the pants. Kefla screams, though not as loud as Caulifla before, because she knows she has the power to take Shaggy.
Shaggy thrusts with all his might, transforming into Shaggy Potence. His incredible power almost causes Kefla to die, but she also transforms into Super Saiyan 8 and is able to counter the power. Shaggy, now thrusting at 50 times the speed of light, is going at his maximum power. However, Kefla's power is proving too much, and Shaggy releases his nut for the first time in his life.
The nut, measuring in hundreds of millions of gallons, flows out of Kefla and covers the city with a thick and viscous coating rising to Shaggy's knees, but it is to note that Shaggy is 30 meters in the air. His penis shrivels up to the size of an acorn and he collapses into the sea of semen, dead. Kefla falls as well, but rises in victory over Shaggy, though it was hard fought.
Goku comes back, now having regained consciousness. He sees Krillin dead in the semen and becomes very sad. His penis goes from 50 inches long back to the 15 inches he achieved on Namek. He was very close to nutting, and realizing this, becomes even sadder. Now he must go on a quest to find the Dragon Shafts which have been recreated by Kami and revive Krillin, and give him a larger penis, since that was his last wish.