The Cell Games Begin
Roshi was super pissed that Kale destroyed Kame house, so he forced Kale and Caulifla to rebuild the island and the house. However, Kale and Caulifla were able to skimp out by sending Roshi nudes, so Roshi had to rebuild it himself.
Vegeta was excited to use the Dragon Dildos before he realized that the money was in Bulma's account, and she was still unconscious from the battle with Shaggy. The Dragon Dildos will have to wait another day.
During the chaos at Kame house, Vegeta accidentally sent his entire furry porn directory to Cell, and how Cell is pissed. In order to atone, Vegeta must enter the Cell Games and defeat Cell. However, Cell is incredibly strong and is very wise in different sex positions, so Vegeta needs a powerful group to aid him.
Goku is still recovering from his backed up balls, so he is out of the question. Vegeta goes to Kale and Caulifla to recruit them, and they agree to enter. Vegeta calls up Pro Editz, since he doesn't know who else to bring. Pro Editz tells him to call Mastar Media, so Vegeta does that.
"Mastar, please tell me, who do I need to bring to defeat Cell?" Vegeta asks. Upon hearing the answer like a call from the Lord above, Vegeta goes to invite Jiren. However, Jiren was too busy increasing his cock size using this method doctors hate. Vegeta then goes to Gohan, who agrees to join.
"You should invite my mom too. She has gotten quite powerful from body enhancement surgery," Gohan suggests. Vegeta blushes, and his penis starts to become erect. He covers it with his hands, cursing himself for wearing a skin tight suit.
"Yes, that is a good idea," Vegeta says. Gohan goes to get Chichi. When the two come back, Vegeta sees Chichi's gigantic mommy milkers and becomes so erect so fast that his penis tears through his suit. Chichi screams as Vegeta transforms into Super Saiyan Blue 2 and leaps at Chichi. His penis slides right into Chichi and he feels a massive burst of pleasure. Chichi was too tight. Vegeta moans as he nuts in Chichi immediately. Chichi doesn't make a sound, she had incredible endurance since she recorded videos for her OnlyFans 24/7. Chichi uses expert martial arts to knock Vegeta away.
"You are powerful… Perfect!" Vegeta yells with joy as he lays on the ground, still shooting ropes from how tight Chichi was.
"Damn Vegeta, you have to work on your endurance. I'm on Chichi's live streams for hours every day, and it takes me ages to nut," Gohan says.
"These two… just how powerful have they become? Damn… I thought I had the largest penis in the land! How big is Gohan's?!" Vegeta says to himself. Now Vegeta has enough fighters to battle against Cell, and the day of the Cell Games approaches.
"First the livestream, then the furry porn directory! I swear, I will wipe out all life on this earth," Cell yells as Vegeta and his group arrives, "Ah, hello there, Vegeta. I assume you're here to atone for your crimes against me, the ultimate being." Vegeta looks at Cell's penis. It has to be at least 25 inches flaccid… That's larger than Goku's. Vegeta knows his power must be immense. If only he had his hot anime babe Freeza at his side, she would be able to guide him through the battles with her incredible wisdom. Vegeta will need to learn on his own now.
Kale, Caulifla, Gohan, Chichi, and Vegeta line up at the edge of the tournament ring. Cell is standing at the center. A camera crew working for Brazzers as well as national news with state of the art censorship AI are present, recording this monumental event.
"Cell-I am not here to help Vegeta. I cannot stand idly by as you murder people! Also your penis… It's so huge I am jealous!" Gohan yells. Vegeta secretly envys his courage. On the inside, Vegeta is being eaten away by anxiety. He feels that Cell may just be too strong for the fighters of the Earth to beat.
"Well now, let the Cell Games begin. You can all fight me at once if you desire, or we can do things one on one," Cell declares.
"How about two on one?" Caulifla yells, "Come on Kale, we'll be the first up there." Kale, with newfound courage, follows Caulifla as she walks up to the ring.
"You think just two of you will be able to beat off my penis hard enough?" Cell asks, chuckling. He stands with his arms folded as the two Saiyans walk up.
"Caulifla and Kale… I've never seen them before, but these two are Saiyans just like me," Gohan thinks to himself, "But how strong could they be?"
"Caulifla, his penis…" Kale begins to sweat nervously.
"I know. It's huge, but…" Caulifla begins saying, "We have a trump card up our sleeves". She reaches into her tube top and pulls out the Potara earrings.
"I asked Cabba and Vegeta to nut in these, so now they are more powerful than ever," Caulifla says, and she tosses one to Kale. The cum sloshes around inside the gem.
"What is this?" Cell asks, an intrigued look on his face. His penis begins to chub up a bit. The two Saiyans put the cum infused Potara on, and fuse with a bright flash of light. Kefla is born. She is so fucking hot.
"This is interesting. Some good fighters you have picked, Vegeta," Cell says, peering at Vegeta on the sidelines, smirking condescendingly. As Vegeta watches, he sweats, partially out of nervousness but also from seeing Kefla's ass. It was even thiccer than before. Vegeta's penis rips through his pants again, throbbing visciously.
"Shit, I just got these repaired!" He cries out, trying to cover his dick. Gohan is barely phased, his penis only perks up slightly deep under his robe. Krillin was watching from a hilltop a hundred meters away from the tournament grounds, recording with a high-zoom lens and jerking off. He would not pass up this opportunity to see the most powerful women in the universe battle. He was also live streaming to Roshi, who was similarly jerking off back at Kame house. The two bet their porn stashes on who would nut first.
"Damn! Those two girls have become one, and it looks like the power of their asses has combined!" One of the Brazzers cameramen says. All over the world, thousands of neckbeards suddenly cum the hardest they ever have in their life at the sight of Kefla. However, Cell's penis only perks up slightly, about as much as Gohan's.
"Haha, we're awesome, aren't we?" Kefla says, striking a strong pose.
"Yes, not bad…" Cell says to himself.
"Now, Cell… You will die!" Kefla yells as she transforms into Super Saiyan 7. The incredible amount of power shorts out the Brazzers and news cameras, and just as they get the cameras working again, Kefla attacks Cell with a kick. Cell blocks it easily, and Kefla throws some more hits. Nothing seems to be working, but Kefla isn't worried-this is just the warmup. She leaps back and fires a large energy blast at Cell, but Cell easily redirects its path up into the sky.
Kefla fires a few more, one at the ground below Cell. It blows up and throws up a smokescreen, which Kefla uses to get behind Cell. She punches and it lands, knocking Cell forward a few meters. However, he easily recovers and turns around.
"You wanna fight back, Cell? You horny bastard?" Kefla yells.
"Wait, what?" Cell says.
"Yeah, what's your problem? I haven't even taken off my clothes yet!" Kefla motions her eyes towards Cell's grotesque erect penis.
"Oh I'm just… I'm excited for battle!"
"Bullshit! I never asked for tits this good!" Kefla yells, leaping towards Cell and throwing a strong punch. It slams into Cell's arms that he raised over his head, and he slides several meters away.
"Okay, you're hot! I'm sorry!" He says, lowering his arms.
"Knew it!" Kefla yells. She begins powering up, and achieves Legendary Super Saiyan 3 Kaioken x 20. The sheer power of the transformation rips her clothes to shreds. At Kame house, Roshi has a nosebleed so hard that it coats his TV screen with blood. Krillin leans forward, jerking off at super speed. Gohan is still unphased, however Cell becomes fully erect.
"Yes, this power! Only someone with thiccness such as yours could generate power at this magnitude," Cell says, grinning, "Now, come! Let us battle!"
"Haha… Let's see you keep up your cheery mood when I make you cum!" Kefla says with pride.
Kefla launches towards Cell, her tits flapping in the wind, her ass clapping from the speed. They engage in a high speed flurry of attacks, creating wild winds that blow the news helicopter nearly into the ground. The Brazzers team is knocked away, their equipment breaking on the rocks. Vegeta is pushed back, bracing himself in order to stay upright. Gohan stands just as he always had, but Chichi struggles. She is unable to stay upright against the surging winds, so Gohan grabs her right boob to keep her steady.
"Nnh… Thank you Gohan…" Chichi manages to say, the harsh winds forcing her eyes shut. The flurry of attacks lasts for so long that Roshi is able to clean his TV entirely. Lunch walks into the living room from upstairs, wondering what all the commotion is about. Her hair is blond, and as she sees Roshi jerking off, she immediately beats the shit out of him. Lunch quickly loses interest in this when she notices the battle on screen, and starts fucking Roshi instead while watching it, bouncing up and down on his pretty big penis while he recovers from the beating.
The winds stop all of a sudden as the flurry comes to a close. Gohan and Vegeta and crew are in shock at the sight before them as the smoke clears- Cell had penetrated Kefla, his now 55 inch penis inside her. Kefla gasps, and for a moment everything is silent. Then, In the blink of an eye, Cell performs 21,000,000,000,000,000,000 thrusts. Kefla gasps once again, having 2,000,000 orgasms instantly. She flies off of Cell's cock and lands on her back several meters away. She struggles to breathe, and after a couple seconds begins to convulse as she moans strongly and sporadically.
Having registered what he just saw, Krillin nuts. Back at Kame house, Roshi had already nutted some seconds prior, but Lunch continued to fuck him. Vegeta feels the orgasm coming, and focuses all his energy on stifling it.
"I… can't nut this early…" Vegeta thinks to himself, struggling immensely as he tries to stop the cum from emerging, "Something like this would barely even phase Kakarot… I can't fall behind him this far!" Vegeta continues to struggle, and he feels like he won't be able to stop it. Suddenly, the voice of Mastar calls from the heavens,
"Vegeta." Vegeta looks up to see his face. "You mustn't give in just yet. You, the Prince of Saiyans, cannot fall to the wiles of common folk," Mastar said.
"Nnnghh… You're right! Kefla is simply two lower class scum… I cannot let myself be controlled by them…" Vegeta strains. He can feel himself slipping, "God, but they're so fucking hot even on their own… and they are even hotter as one woman!..." but then he remembers Freeza, his hot anime babe. This thought brings him back to his senses, the only one he can be controlled by is her! He successfully manages to stifle his orgasm. However, it was not without drawbacks-now Vegeta was incredibly close to nutting. If he was forced to battle with Cell, this would be a major handicap against him… he was in the same position as Goku was back at Kame house.
The dust settles in the ring.
"You won't be able to get up after that… don't even try," Cell smirks, "This battle is mine." He picks up the half unconscious Kefla and throws her towards Vegeta and the others. Gohan catches her and sets her on the ground. She splits back into two. They both wince as they slowly get up.
"What the hell… How was he so fast?" Caulifla says, her voice strained, "We were faster than ever before… yet his penis… it was too powerful." The two sit up against a nearby rock, disappointed looks on their faces.
"Felt soo god damn good though. After the initial shock and pain," Kale says.
"It was a good fight. Nice ass, you two," Gohan says, reassuring them. Chichi steps up, out of nowhere.
"I've seen enough. I'll put an end to this," she says, ripping off her skimpy outfit and becoming entirely nude. Cell looks over, finding it hard to believe that Chichi alone will be coming up next.
"Geez, showoff," Caulifla mutters.
"Great ass though, eh sis?" Kale says.
Chichi walks towards the ring, exhibiting her toned and voluptuous body.
"Huh? What do you think you can do against me, when two of you couldn't do anything?" Cell asks. Chichi steps up, her ass clapping with each stride.
"I have one thing those others don't…" Chichi says... "Endurance."